Instrumental: "Orbal Pool" by @TWACharlesH
Artwork by @jtay6969

Once in tune, the townie drew his sword: a pint of brew at noon. He delved into a nasty tune-- one about a lasting feud, one he calls a bitter duel, one of which he wants removed.

A man on a lake
can't be fooled
A man on a lake
can't own pools

The townie sings of a drive alongside the mountainside. He told us that his car was white and how it almost died that night he stayed all the way to the right. He feels now like those truckers might:

trapped in strife
meant for life
as if she was his wife 

@HambinoTWFS:

Man on the lake
Like bard
I been goin hard
Crushing Philly runs
Or runnin out to cut
Up Philly cigars
We on the bleachers
Catch a wiff a smoke
A glimpse of the stars
N get reminded just how
Little we are
N tell em ima be great
Just put me on the hook
Or bridge or guitar
I'm blastin’ off
I go from earth
Right to the middle of mars
Been on my own
Been on my guard
My bro and sister were gone
Been thru the warrs 
Look at my hart it's tarched
N riddled wit scars
kept swingin
fuckin stayed here
i had my weapon swingin
pwnin n00bs before you came here
i had my hand up on a big bag o dolja
my tool aint in a holster
yellin if you want me
come and get me ima roast ya
ay dontchu kno dowwwwn
in the bay they call me philly mon
been chief in like a indy ann
and ballin like i’m griffey’ son
I’m game no practice
on the green like the masters
light the dutch master after
the action n all the blood splatter

Man on a Lake No. 1 (F. Hambino)

Hambino - Rap artist from Philadelphia, PA. Known for appearances on The Whole F'n Show

I once got called "fuken huge" over Fortnite.

Man on a Lake No. 1 (F. Hambino)

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