An idea with your voices, dont dilate them so much. Its hard to understand much of the time.

Crash and Spyro

yeah i just kinda still really like this battle :D

COVER rap cypher Jeffery Woods vs Billy Loomis

Penn Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Jay Voiced By RaccoonBro
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger
Additional Help By Skitzy, Cri, Pixel Chris

Beat: [FREE] SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD TYPE BEAT "SAX" (prod. ESKRY)


Penn:

Ladies and Gentlemen! We really hope you’re settled in!
We’re Penn and Teller, and we’re ready for battling
Against a couple slackers lacking in the brain matter
Not windows, but we’ll leave a couple pains shattered
We got jokes, and magic packed with emotion
The only talent you two got is blowing smoke, kid
So you’ll be left choking on your home grown clouds
Tried the reboot craze just to scrape up clout!
You’re the View Askewniverse’s worst!
Think saying mother fucker over and over’s a verse
Your fans might say that Dogma really was a big deal
Too bad Weinstein has his thumbprint on the film reel!
And your attempts with the ladies was crazy
Law breaker wanted Justice and fatty was Chasing Amy
So let’s see if the budget Bill and Ted can really spit
But you’re all smoke and mirrors, and frankly it’s Bullshit

Jay:

Hey Bob, looks like we’re battling hypocrites
Weird hearing fat jokes coming from Mister Bitch Tits
You’d better quit this. We keep it blunt on tracks
You think you shits can spit? Well now we’re gonna Strike Back!
It’s Jay and Bob, we’re obviously the dream team!
We even steal the screens with cameos back in Scream 3!
Believe me, we do find it ironic
That you’re getting smoked out by Bluntman and Chronic!
We’re the classic, the fact is you’re just has beens!
Careers burning faster than the ash from a hash pen!
And actually? What really looked worse? I can’t tell
Between your spots on the Apprentice or SNL!
Your stage presence? It’s evident that it’s dog shit
You're playing Harry Potter while we’re busy making profits!
You wanna top this? We’re just too much to handle!
Leave a couple farts cut up, like their names are Mark Hamill!

Penn:

We’re known to tell lies, but that verse was just wrong
We rip the rule book. You’re taking rips from bongs!
By the end of this song, we’ll sock you like a Cock Knocker!
Want girls but your attitudes are real cock blockers!
And no amount of your film’s show exposure
Could convince Kevin Smith to give your story real closure
Stand in front of the store more. You two are just clueless!
You gave it your all, but still, you didn’t fool us

Jay:

Mother fuck, your effort was just a bust!
With a verse drawn out even longer than Desert Bus!
There’s no taking on us. These geezers are too dated
Forget Shaq! We hang with Affleck and Damon!
And what’s crazy ‘bout you trying to be a vocalist
From socials to your shows, you’re just over blown socialists!
And now, we’re done owning this, we’re leaving you robbed.
You mother fucks got crushed. Love Jay and Silent Bob

Penn and Teller Vs. Jay and Silent Bob - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Originally planned to be a Twosday audio, the world famous Super Smash Brothers Ultimate game goes up against one of its like/inspired games: Nickelodeon All Star Brawl in a(bonus)rap battle!

Vote for who won: https://forms.gle/aKHHx4VKB1ZZE3uUA

Credits(this will NOT get a video unfortunately):
Cherry-Jacobrl99 as All Star Brawl
Javi Kami as Smash Ultimate 
Written(in like hours) by NateURB
Additional writing help by TheDangerStranger
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover art by JK03
Beat by Anywaywell

Ok I kinda lied about the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G43xwlKz-VQ

Lyrics:
NASB(V1-0:12)
They always say the student surpasses the master
But I’m the master hero killing off this disaster
I don’t need a lot of time to get this bit over with
So when I’m done with this you’ll see I’m the true Ultimate
Quickplay? It takes forever with the internet in your players' hands 
They would rather rant on twitter than pay a few bucks for LAN
This All-Star leaving you shut down like I was your beta Plant 
The only patch you need to work on is with you and your fans(yeesh!)
I’m bringing the Fire, while you’re obsessed with the Emblem
People hated you for bringing Byleth and were raged, but then some
Player comes along and plays them to ruin the fun for everyone
But of course you do nothing because you’re stuck in hitstun 
Any chance of your people getting bitches won’t see the Light 
They’re all such tryhards, no wonder your roster went past 69
I just turned Smash into a Spirit, so with this I’m done 
And like all your canceled players, you’re not coming back from this one

SSBU(V1-0:58)
I am so sorry, but I forgot you existed
I couldn’t hear you over all the fame and wealth that I’m getting
Tried to compete with me at Mainstage, but the view count still favors me 
So can someone explain why people call this a rivalry, please?
You’re one to talk about speed with how slow your loading screen is
I mean a full match of me could end before your game begins
Been crushing it ever since we shipped out the first letter 
You ripped off my previous title but mine was still fucking better!
Compared to me you’re as useless and small as a mii, though
You wouldn’t be any more relevant or better as an amiibo
Nobody wants to play a game that could end in a few seconds
Loading screen’s full of slime ‘cause you’re just sloppy seconds
I’ve got you in disadvantage and now I’m putting you to rest 
Since you never got off the ground anyway, that’s a 0 to Death
The announcer called “game” so it’s time for my victory screen
But this isn’t the first time that you got overshadowed by me

Smash Ultimate vs. All Star Brawl- Extra Universe Battle! (ft. Javi Kami and Cherry-Jacobrl99)

Its Gex vs Gecs in the battle of that same word i guess

Swoldow as Gex
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCEChe9QBojo1a8OQVKtwMw

VinnyO as Dylan
https://www.youtube.com/c/VinnyO
Jenni No Merc as Laura
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClL85j1pRjS0KWNapOjmiQw

Written by Grey Julius and Swoldow

Edited by Dani Frias
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw

Mixed by Dani Frias and VinnyO

Art by 
Strawberryp0ssum
https://twitter.com/strawbrryp0ssum?t=yuIspMQrxOWW9LCy44IByg&s=09

Johnston entertainment ™️
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUkNOXWXDXbRBXqYCMRPmKw

Beat by Fantom
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOmk6ph9XDMVNaLihvPQT6g

Gex:
Halloween at Rib Taylor’s came early this year
Like to stop your hyperpop, that shit is driving me psycho
So HEREEEEEES GEXIE! Invoking way more fear
Than two fucks fronting a tree tryna be death grips on light mode
(it’s tail time) Not even the chipmunks sound this squeaky
(yeah it’s tail time) You brand name was stolen from graffiti 
This is like penis hour with the how to train your dragon twins
Between us Gecs only my “sets” are out here smashing hits

Dylan and Laura:

*buildup*
Hey you lil’ piss baby, Think you hot shit Gex?
You won't flex when you see what we’ve got next, bitch

Tried to be Mario with a generic mascot palette
The small hand you had in gaming got crushed by a mallet
Your outdated 90s shtick makes fucking sonic look clean
You may be green but you ain’t a fucking money machine
This boys only got one joke, it's the only one he knows, it's the only one he knows
We will make this lizard croak, so don’t even try to flow, so don’t even try to-
We’ll help you sing your blues, see the tree and get a clue
That no game console will ever ever ever welcome you

Gex:
I fight my fights through spitting so i'm destined to defeat you
You two ain’t fly, you won't catch me tryna eat you
Its takes only mememe to diss you two out
This is like writing raps at Psytube’s house
It's such a pain on the tail to be confronting Gecs
I'm the game that you’ll never 100 Percent 
There's only one time your name being cool makes sense
When Scott the Woz got a box of 100 Gex

Dylan and Laura:
You're Peter Griffin 64, Memes keep you off the floor
Fuck your tail time, get off your high and stupid horse
The world ghosted you, We can’t give Laura Les of a fuck
We like Geckos only when they give insurance for our truck 
Rev thought you’d a good mascot he must’ve been on coke
Only Dynamic Crystal is the meth your devs smoke
So stop fucking watching TV and maybe you’ll stop sucking ass
Being in virtual worlds don’t count as touching grass

Gex vs 100 Gecs - Rewind Rap Rumble!

IMSCARED  vs. Ever Dream This Man? - Royale Rap battle!

Spidey Fam as Whiteface.AVI

Chao as Ever Dream This Man? 

Art by Nooby & 01Tyler10 

Written by King ducky

Writing assistance from M&Mattie

Flow test by Cri

Beat edited by Raisu Battle

Mixed by Jort

Cover Art by M&Mattie  

Beat prod. Audio network 

IMSCARED: (0:25)
Hello there, This Man, *pause* let's play a game 
try to figure out how fans think this low life is real (heh)
When the creator of this fad was *slight sigh* insane
Your just an average Joe I don't get the appeal 

Listening about this thing is tiring, call you the bore man
your creator's poor plan got exposed by 4chan 
Keep this creep away from children especially with that smile, ouch.
The only thing I'm scared of in this reality are those eyebrows 

I know you will choke when I go for your throat, disses are cutting
Enter my labyrinth, filled with mannequins, it's maddening, you aren't running 
This joke of a hoax was made for dough it shows, the room begins darkening 
You look like if Costanza went bananas, now that's Guerrilla Marketing

You don't look very eye appealing and you claim to be God?
You blamed a child for your actions: literally killing his dog 
Considering Slenderman, my guess is this white person can rap like flooshy
I've ended EddiedFRB, leaving them as unknown as their movie (hehehe)

Ever Dream This Man: (1:30)
So this game you want me to play is a duel in the form of song? 
Guess I'll place this .txt in the trash where it belongs
This Minecraft texture pack better pack some better graphics 
That verse was almost as annoying as your game's constant crashes 

A floating png doesn't make me feel uneasy 
Creative seemingly but it gets even sadder
That even the (the the) fans of yours agree 
that you don't seem creepy and compare you to gaster 

So shut up, i'm disgusted and annoooooyed too
Like your eyeballs and the player I want to a-voooooid you  
This depressed mess best give up, there's advice for you, okie dokes?
Won't need a pulsating heart to know doki doki did your shtick better ya jokey joke


IMSCARED: (2:18)
This trend came to an end quick and thousands haven't missed it
This misfit is barely a cryptid, many still don't know it even existed 
Your creator was a marketer riddled with greed and corruption 
Putting this head into people heads, it's time you meet your comeuppance 

So I'll delete this x - file easily, you could never best me
You are just a drawing, explains why you look so sketchy...

Ever Dream This Man: (2:42)
Really, that's all? Don't make This Man yawn
Your verse is like your updated game, it drags on
You rely on cheap jumpscares, you definitely aren't scarier
Had this girl in your life and it seems that ugly mug buried her

Torturing because your depressed? That's a lame playmate
Your game gets boring fast with that repetitive gameplay 
Night is approaching, don't want me near? Then try to stay up
Must be dreaming if you think you'll ever get anyones flower *pause* WAKE UP

IMSCARED vs. Ever Dream This Man? - Royal Rap battle! [ft. Spidey Fam & Chao]

We're back? Kinda? Working on stuff here and there? Shout-out to Eric the Audible for the inspiration to make something again.

Blockudoku

Welcome back to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the sinister smiling circle from Berzerk, Evil Otto, against the iconic bot from Discord, MEE6! Which one of these "evil" circles will win? That's for you to decide!

Credits:
swoldow EVGRB as Evil Otto
JustGamer as MEE6

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Tristan
Mixed by jort
Cover-art by MC Fawful

LYRICS:

(0:15) Evil Otto:
Groovy, Rhythm, give me a beat- ugh, looks like they’re through,
Well, it seems that beating this circle annoyance instead will have to do.
You’ve got no coins in your pockets, but I’ll still see how this carries out,
Cause it won’t take much for me to chew this electronic berry out!
You cause discord on Discord? Pal, my story’s been told for ages,
While you just turned NFT into No Fun Trading!
So, you’re trusted by 16 million servers, I can tell that that’s a fact,
But in all of them, with your pinging? I couldn’t find where I (Discord ping) asked.

(0:44) MEE6:
(Evil Otto has been warned: bad language)
Hi there Otto! Glad to have you join me on this track!
Unfortunately, I’ll have to warn you for the bad raps you just spat.
So flip that frown upside down, pal! No need to be so Stern,
Since you should know you’re in trouble when MEE6 goes Berzerk-
When I was called to fight and spit on the mic, I wasn’t expecting this monster,
Cause reading between all of your lines is a gut-buster: Berserk manga.
You should’ve just stuck to thirty words, cause that’s all I need for your army!
So switch back to black and white, cause using CRT? You can’t harm me!
Say that I cause Discord on my site? You don’t even cause Discord in real life!
Got you all figured out, best not get triggered now, 
Cause I’ll just pull your plug and you’ll lose all your lives! (yep!)
Polybius became even bigger, you’re no longer in people’s memory!
And even with a phone port, I’m more mobile than you’ll ever be!

(1:28) Evil Otto:
This bot fights like a chicken, but I’ll put them under fire,
I tower over you in this rap, like the Ottoman Empire.
People meme on you for evilness, but that’s not what I see,
So I’ll end this blue bot quickly like their address, X-Y-Z.

(1:43) MEE6:
You should’ve planned your lines better, dude, take it from Coleco!
This role maker rules over, while this logo here just has weak flow!
Your mind’s in Space, Gamer! So let MEE6 drop the mic,
GG, EO, I just beat this scrap, say your goodbyes!

Evil Otto vs MEE6 - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Meta as Luigi
Azia as Nepgear
Written by: JK03
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by: Kustom
Cover Art by JK03

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ie6gsDjDsU222lK1xiGGjrrY7i5Rx5R_fSgMC-phIFU/edit?usp=sharing

Luigi vs Nepgear - JK's Rap Battles (ft. Meta & Azia)

Spyro and Aku-Aku voiced by KGBronies
Crash Bandicoot voiced by Stofferex
Coco voiced by Riven
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Thumbnail artwork by KGBronies
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Beat (IduBeats - Cierren La Boca)
__________________________________
Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Crash Bandicoot vs Spyro the Dragon

BEGIN!

Spyro verse 1
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Hey, I'ma hit Dragon shores, run on all fours, and beat you so fast, you'll need to take a detour.

I'll dash round ya, call me Hunter, and I can spit mad flames, to set you asunder.

Spinning round and round, has made you braindead, going (Crash:"woah, ah, ooo.") , you're as smart as a bedspread.

You're easily munipulated, helping Dr. Cortex, time and time again, helping him with his projects.

Those big ass teeth, were shortened in Japan, and you die so much,you betta get a stunt man.

I'm a Dragon, and I have "VicariousVision". stop being reckless and help without collision!

I'm cute, but you look like a frat. so I'll give you a double overhead flip, and headbutt you flat.

your sis is a genius, but you are a joke, I call favor of your hero card, being revoked!

Crash Bandicoot verse 1
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(Crash:"Woah.") I have Coco, Crunch, and me, Crash. If you start a conflict, then we'll have a clash.

I'll take your insignificance, and eat it like a Wumpa fruit, and I'll spit you out when you're beaten by this Bandicoot.

Even Ripper Roo doesn't like you, bouncing round, and laying TNT, he's kinda loco, dude. 

I had a hot girlfriend, but she was removed, while you didn't for a long time, up until you got renewed.

I'll crush you like a crate, and set you off like a TNT, I'll even open this stupid door, for a small fee.

You fought a steroid-ridden gnorc, an angry lil' midget, and a sorceress who needs to lay off the pork.

Can you actually fly, or spit fireballs? You're like Spike, cause you're not usefull at all.

You're prancing through the meadows, I'm trekking through the jungles, beating Fly-traps, without a struggle.

Spyro verse 2
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Why should we root for you, an animal abuser.Jumping on a baby polar bear, you're just a loser,

ya should've listened to Coco, (Coco:"This is a suicide mission, don't fight this dragon, he'll beat you into submission.")

I'm like an Egg Thief, cause I'm stealing your renown. Calm down Taz, you need to back down.

you can't speak english, but you have an attitude, even with some tats and a studded belt, stop trying dude.

Crash Bandicoot verse 2
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(Aku-Aku:"Boo-te-bah-gah.") Yeah, I've got an extra try! I was rocking the mohawk before you started out, Fighting enemies, more like boy scouts.

You're right where I want you,Sergent Bird can't help with this, cause I'm going lay a nitro, stone-hard diss.

Hunter is a idiot, you are childish, Sheila is dense, and  Bentley uses violence.

You think you have me now, I'm an imposter? wait a few years. and you'll turn into a monster.
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WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE!!

Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Crash Bandicoot Vs Spyro The Dragon Rap Battle

Not made by me. It's by somebody else named Nathan. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCndDqnFOrtqt4Bo9fhQ8YLg

Spyro The Dragon Theme Acoustic Guitar

Stuart Copeland, purple dragons, and castles in the sky up in this BITCH!

Lofty Castle- Spyro The Dragon (Rock Remix)

Spyro the Dragon - Opening Theme (OST)

Spyro The Dragon - Toasty (OST)

I don't know what the connection is either
made this in 2 hours do you like 

Bernie:
I’m Bernie Sanders and I stand for the working class (uh)
I can slap this curly bastard with his own left hand if I ever had to
You’re a disaster - go to Church and yet you couldn’t hold a candle
Because you fell from grace, is that why you Maude, Flanders?
My gosh, Flanders. I understand we gotta love thy Neighbour
But if I were a Simpson I would move over a hundred acres
Away or maybe build a wall. uh but don’t tell Trump I said that
Yeah medicare for all except for Ned cuz he’s a dead man

Ned:
That slogan’s neat Burnie, but something’s wrong
After your speech, Burnie - I felt nothing at all
It’s ‘cuz you got that lousy flow, how’s he meant to seem powerful
If you slouched into my household, I’d be greeting you with the ol’ ‘Howdy, Ho’
You suck at talking buddy, I thought you were a socialist
I don’t care which one you go to, just go home, cuz you’re too old for this
Diddly-Dropped out n’ we said Bye den! you said ‘fine with me’’
This blue democrat showed his true colours when he was mixed with primaries

Bernie Sanders vs Ned Flanders RAP BATTLE

The next AVDB audio will be posted to YouTube rather than SoundCloud, so be sure you’re subscribed to my YT channel if you don’t want to miss it: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6u5tHVsAaWYq_UreyZMufw

Anyways this was originally a battle for Dani’s series Anime Rap Clash, but he kindly gave it to me for this series. Cheers bud!

Goku Black:
I’m taking over life as one knows it, so you can hold your guilt
As I don’t plan on losing to a machine that Bulma could’ve built
I’ll stop this figure’s motion, before he tries to take me to his Holocaust
You may be governor outside here, but after stepping in, your power’s lost
Trying to bring my Dark Fate? It’ll result in a second Genisys
If you wish to get crushed again, then I commend your choice in nemesis
Can’t fake a smile on this, so grab your pistol or your uzis
I mean, there is sacrifice at the end of all your movies

The Terminator:
Scan complete: there are T-800 ways I could end you on this track 
You’re no threat to me, I take weak rap attacks like a kick to the back
Can’t even pick an accent, this fake god will meet his end
You act like such an infant, no wonder people thought you were Goten
I’m no Trunks, I don’t intend on holding fire against the truth
When I say I’ll beat you, I can do that, I am not shitting you 
This corrupt Robocop’s attempt at justice’s outshined by Great Saiyaman
You must be pretty lonely if teaming up with yourself is your plan

Goku Black:
You call me childish, but I bet that brat of yours helped you to speak that too

The Terminator:
Incorrect. I have detailed files on why I won’t take that diss from you

Goku Black:
Oh really? Well go and tell me something from your robot tumor

The Terminator:
You’re a Saga from the past, Bill and Ted are found more Super

Rosé Goku Black:
With this guy made before Avatar, I don’t think you’ll be bouncing back up
You’ve got Android eyes, and I’m not talking about what you’re counting up
Although, I will give you some credit; you’re an eco-friendly bot
As your franchise does nothing but recycle, right down to the plots!

The Terminator:
That diss came back as negative, all I can hear are screams and shouts
You’re getting more heated up than molten steel, dickwad. Just chill out
Turles has your shtick covered, your existence isn’t necessary
So I’ll do what Goku and Co. couldn’t; hasta la vista, baby.

Swedley as Goku Black
@mothmancha as The Terminator
Beat by Marsad Men
Written by: King Mewtwo and Dani Frias
Chiseled by: Legengo
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Cover Art by: Paige/CannibalWorms

Battle hint is same as last time lol

Goku Black vs The Terminator. Anything vs Dragon Ball

I'm the hologram who does what he pleases, whether it be rap battles, covers, or just anything.

I also drew mah profile pic. :)

Crash Bandicoot Vs Spyro The Dragon Rap Battle

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