HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

JustGamer as Nemesis T-Type
Jessebox as Little Sister
RNG as Big Daddy
Beat produced by Ihaksi
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Jort
Thumbnail by Rabi

Battle:
Nemesis:
Breaking places with hatred to finally find a suitable foe 
Instead, all I find's a suit that thinks he's usable? No!
I'm heartless, tear you apart, this ain't a Proving Ground you can escape 
You're harmless, staying in darkness is the final mistake that you'll make
S.T.A.R.S! You'll be seeing them when I'm done with you, bitch!
Rapture ain't waiting for this kid, left abandoned by his Sis in a ditch,
BARS! Unstoppable with my rocket launcher,
Just one shot and you're a goner, offin' this criminal is an honor
Stuck in a tacky diver suit, I'm bulletproof, you're shoddy
I spit my rhymes atomic, this shithead is getting bodied
I’m practically a god, and I’m fighting ‘gainst a monstrosity
It’s about time I wipe the floor with Bioshock’s atrocity

Little Sister:
Daddy doesn't speak to Tyrants, a bad man's here and he seems violent
Clench your teeth and keep your silence so we can delete this virus
ADAM's the cure for this inbred hybrid, do you really think that you’ll escape?
I wouldn’t get too excited; you’re gonna face Racoon City’s fate

Big Daddy:
It’s time that you step back, I can handle this.
Why don’t you make like your professors and abandon this?
Call it a Valentine when I get my drill through your heart
Not even Jill would help your ass, I’m gonna tear you apart
You’ll need your Umbrella when I rain fire, just one bar and a Prototype’s done
Still dare to speak about my attire? You’re compensating with that big gun
May have been in some fighting games, but your relevance has faded
You’ve been lost to time ever since Dimitrescu was created.

Nemesis:
I’m vengeance incarnate and I’m targeting this disgrace
So fucked up under that mask, you couldn’t ever show your face
I’m knocking your lights out, go and call your other friends with whale calls
You claim that you’re an All-Star, but this is truly where this fail falls.

Big Daddy:
Made by a virus, so I thought you would care to spit sick
Leeching off of Wesker’s fame; no wonder you’re parasitic
Just another Civil War. I left this supersoldier severed
So face a Burial at Sea, where you’ll never be remembered

Nemesis T-Type vs Big Daddy - Rap Cypher #19

Joe Voiced by Skitzy
Coyote Voiced by Tommy Salommy
Written by Jenni no Mercy
Mixed by Matt Raichous
Thumbnail by TheDangerStranger
Additional help by Skitzy

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhnRXkyXucA

Joe:

The first thing is, I’m not cutting you slack
I’m the Big Cat, getting Exotic on the track!
Dealt with giant tigers and I’m here to compete
Against the guy who got famous shoving limbs into croc teeth!
But talk is cheap, your channel’s time drew out.
Try measuring up, let’s check the view count.
14 million subs, you seem hard to beat
But Tiger King’s got 64 mil in their seats!
Was rocking the boat ‘fore Netflix was showing!
You got the Net fixing you up with Jeff and Conon!
My rhymes keep owning, you better just can it.
This’ll be as short-lived as you on Animal Planet!
Your fans flatter with patter but as a matter of fact
Your channel only attracts with those animal attacks!
Before you overreact, maybe hide in a Zoom call!
Your backers would love to watch a self hurting dude fall!

Coyote:

I’m Coyote Peterson, entering the strike zone
Wiley, throwing verbal stones in the fight zone
Might think I’m nervous, facing such an ugly thing
But despite urban myths, his bars don’t actually sting
I love nature, got the passion for the animals
With the way you treat the cats? I’d smack you in the mandible!
Barely understandable, no handle on your accent
Need a dating show to give your love life a last chance!
You’re on the fast track to straight being forgotten
With a personality like your tiger feed: rotten
Taught millions about the flora and fauna of every climate
Conquered the Cow Killer, I can crush a Tiger Tyrant!
Spitting venomous bars, like a black-necked cobra
You throw a hissy fit, like the pits in Manitoba!
Your mullet’s not your only thing that needs to be clipped
You want some deadly shots? Ask your hubby for tips

Joe:

Bringing up Travis? Now you've gone too far!
This battle wouldn’t make a footnote in my Memoir!
Leave ya like your namesake: defeated and flattened
When I commit verbal murder: Call me Carol Baskin!
Channel is just a has-been! Peterson can’t mask it!
Maybe get a dung beetle to carry your fucking casket!
Tired of this racket. Kiss my ass, bastard!
Got beef? I’ll give ya to the tigers in my backyard.

Coyote:

Still attacking me? Joey keeps on forgetting
Coyotes fight back when they’re cornered or threatened!
Sean Evans gave me hotter burns with a wing sauce
This is just another face off the Tiger King lost!
Now, mole rats are blind, but even they could tell
The only bars you’re packing are lining your prison cell!
This fight is over, Joe. I’ve tamed your lame style.
To the viewers at home. Be brave! Stay Wild!

Joe Exotic Vs. Coyote Peterson - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

These artists have more then their fair share of issues, but which one will have the zest to beat out the other!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B93FMHwHlYI

►Salvador Dali voiced by:
King Mewtwo

►Van Gogh voiced by:
Zawesome

►Mixed by:
Oofie

►Thumbnail made by:
Commander Jacob

Beat by:
Audionetwork

Co-Written by: Jenni No Mercy, Chandler, MaviKartal2003

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Salvador Dali Verse 1
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It’s Dali, hey! I’m ballin’ HEY!
“Avida Dollars” keeps it real, this fool is lamer than Monet!.
I can’t have wannabes begging at my dinner party!.
I’m paying with my sketches, cause who would cash a Dali!
And when it comes to ladies, I’m strutting with the sickest!
Thought your gal was all ears, but it was never witnessed.
You free-loaded off your brother cause you couldn't nine to five.
There was no friend or family that could stop your sad decline..
While I’m drugs, Chupa Chups, so high that I can’t breathe!
No need for nose candy when I’m staring at your paint bleeds!
My mustache lives on, you Van Choked on your last run
I own red vineyards, but you could only sell ONE!

Van Gogh Verse 1  
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You pick on the little guy, does that make you feel strong?
But a praying mantis scares? You were a Freud all along!
Now, I’m not a prying man, but I know my hands scare him
Didn’t need school to break-through, you got dropped like your hair did!
Speaking of a close shave, we’re cutting close with past names!
So as your brother revived, you must live with past shame!
Built your own museum, your god complex increased!
I must ask how a mustache became your most important piece...
Persisted through Time but your clocks couldn’t measure..
My “Almond Blossoms” started sprouting through your damn desert!
People are “Loving Vincent” with each stroke of a “Starry Night.”
While your film was left butchered by that one dude from Twilight!

Salvador Dali Verse 2
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It's surreal, the appeal Dali brings when he's revealed...
A god above Galileo, your Church can’t appeal
A crateful of hard work thrown out by his mum!
Only went mainstream within the walls of the asylum.
When he’s painting his face, he pulls out all the stops!
But it seems Gauguin didn't teach you how to take shots!
You got cold feet when you were at the end of your line!
There was no Doctor, Who could save you in time...

Van Gogh Verse 2  
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Oh please, the Surrealist movement disowned you!
The only Post Impression here was your hours getting stoned, dude!
I paint from the soul, you pump them out: shit factory!
Dali revels in his evil, I think I’ll call him Dick Dastardly!
An obsession with sex, while the act? You can’t stand it!
So this twit gets his kicks from fem Hilter fan fic!
You went down the Rabbit Hole, a jack-off of a playwright...
I defiled this Nazi! Like a psychic to his gravesite!

Van Gogh Vs Salvador Dali ❰Rap Battle❱

So....Happy Twos-day! I was originally not going to do a battle but this battle has been finished for over 6 months! I was feeling awful to both of the amazing voice actors for putting amazing work and it taking so long to come out. The thumbnail was the hardest part ironically, due to....well look that that Predator hand! Either way, I hope you enjoy. Why don't you have a seat, and enjoy the battle? DO IT NOW!


Chris Hansen Voiced By Swizkii
The Predator Voiced By MetaMachine

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD_BOnX_Iak

Predator:

Ripping through tracks like a spinal cord
Make a bloody corpse your final form
Turn your eye sore face removable
So get a Dateline-d up for your funeral!
No better competitor with bloodshed! I’m The Predator!
You only look good when saved by the editor!
You better get running. I’m a hunter by trade!
It’s hard to report on pedos from beyond the grave!
But even with my tech, I still find it shocking
How you learned to use old clout to line your pockets
Packing a shoulder cannon and I’m handling business!
Kiss this battle goodbye. Like your job and your mistress!
While you mutter in a live stream, feeling like a star
I steal the show like a pirate: Rated R!
Try to run with my pack, but you aren’t worthy.
Destroy your image worse than a dead attorney!

Chris:

Been in TV for years and I’m no sucker.
But I’ve never seen such an ugly Mother Fucker!
Chris’s got more drip than your bags of meat
So do us both a favor and Have a seat.
Your pop culture boast really does seem legit
With one good flick...and that’s it.
The NBC MC with the Emmys
You might be rated R but those bars were PG
I’m a hotshot, covering slaughter and debauchery 
Your box office was shot! You’re a Predator of Profiting!
My special's had an effect. You’re just special effects!
Who’s the real prehistoric monster? Hanson rex (Wrecks)
A 20 year gap, one sequel in the backlogs
And that bombed once a Xenomorph was in the chat logs!
The Cranky Kermit couldn’t tongue click out a rhyme
 You wanna save yourself the trouble? You can leave anytime.

Predator:

I eat bullets like nothing! Think Hansen hits harder?
You’re more of a let down than your Kickstarter!
The Yautja has honor. Your show's poor taste!
Learn to avoid me. Pretend I'm your court date!
I’d rip out your skull but it would be a waste.
There’s no space for your ego in my trophy case!
Scraping by with Fivrr. The fans are long gone, man!
You should look into the mirror if you wanna Catch a Con Man!
I’m murderous! There’s not a chopper that can save you!
So stupid, you let a guy like Vincent play you!
What are you waiting for? Do it now! Just flee
You’d have a better chance with GG as the MC.

Chris:

Here’s a guy, who acts real smart.
But is jumped by Arnie making Mud Splatter Art
With the high tech crap, it’s no wonder you’re a hack
Let your franchise down even worse than Shane Black
The fact is you’re a product of the 80s.
When 10 minutes of shooting isn’t seen as lazy!
It’s crazy! You carry plasma guns and Smart Disks.
But the most sacred weapon to the Yautja is a sharp stick?
You act tough, but pussy out when you confront death
Ask Onision. I take the battles to your front step!
As the investigation closes, got nothing to prove.
So blow yourself up, like every time you lose

Chris Hansen Vs. The Predator - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

GamingPlush64 + Larry: GamingPlush64
Jim Henson: Cri
Kermit: JustGamer
Written by: King Mewtwo, JustGamer
Additional Writing Help: MetaMachine
Mixers: GlitchDude
Beat by: Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

GamingPlush64:
What’s up losers, it’s GamingPlush64
of GP Rap Battles, here to settle the score
Gainst’ an adulterer who left his kids ignored
Tried to be risque but then ratings hit the floor
Brought your ideas to the modern media but you couldn’t do the same
Cause the only “development” your characters have is a ‘The’ after their name
Took your one Oscar award and left in the home of the Grouch
I mean, if you asked me, I’d say all your ideas deserve to be thrown out
Easily take down the biggest annoyance on TV since Max Headroom 
If you’re the world’s greatest puppeteer, then fly me to the fucking moon. 

Jim Henson:
I’m a man of love, you made a month off of games you hated
Too bad that was the only time your content was consistently created
Stop making lines so wordy, and fix up the right flow for this fight
‘Cause now it’s time to raise the curtain on your final show tonight! 
I’m the start of your industry, planted the seeds for Sesame
While your Nintendo licensed puppets live in the shadows of Jeffy
Don’t test me, you started off your career as a Cute Mario Bros wannabe
But nowadays you more so resemble Epic Crap Battles of Puppetry
This kid really got upset about being ranked above Dustin and Eddie
But even my lowest of lows still managed to earn me an Emmy
I’ve fought through tougher times, your words do not harm me
And you can join my Oscar in the garbage, along with your ARG

GamingPlush64 and Larry the Lorekeeper:
Shit, I kinda fucked up there. Father! What must we do?
Please, this guy’s more brittle than a Boron Atom, there’s no way I could lose
Dad’s a rap battle pro, so you know he’s got the rhymes to end ya
Now we’re gonna spit it sick...like a case of influenza
There’s no way Henson’s stepping to me, when he’s softer than he was in ERB 
Your whole schtick is “What would happen if Jeff Dunham went and gave up on comedy?”
My ARG failed but looking at you on SNL, even I wouldn’t do that shit 
Created monster puppets to hide the real monster, that’s what the point of the mask is
Now you’re in my library, so I won’t take any of your jabbering
A Lorekeeper, but even I can’t get that maze of a story that’s Labyrinth 
But hey, we’re both fathers, though there’s something I gotta mention
At least my kid isn’t competing against my work for some attention

Jim Henson and Kermit:
Careful Pat, now your puppet won’t be only one to get “hands-on”
Me up against this copycat? He has no legs to stand on!
This frog’s hopping onto this track, going off like you’re the Cookie Monster
Can only sound depressed in your roles? This Kid really is a Goner…
I still get serious without rebranding from PG, there’s no topping me 
It’s not easy going green for you, just check ERBoBotany 
This Bad Boy doesn’t deserve a Halo, we won’t be seeing him later
Cause he’s been turned to a ghost, like his SFM animators

GamingPlush64 vs Jim Henson - FRB vs. Anything

SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE ORI SERIES OF GAMES, DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU CARE TO GO INTO THESE GAMES BLIND IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qIhic6Sddcg4w71pOfk8ER-uAVdG9etsg_PnbkqfbiE/edit
Kamren the Person as Galeem
Snakebite126 as Ori
Additional voices by GamingPlush64
Written by MetaMachine
Beat by Trunxks
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Zuprem4cy
Hint for next battle: "Deities of Destruction" (featuring garbageGothic and Titanium1208)

Ori vs. Galeem

Penn Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Jay Voiced By RaccoonBro
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger
Additional Help By Skitzy, Cri, Pixel Chris

Beat: [FREE] SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD TYPE BEAT "SAX" (prod. ESKRY)


Penn:

Ladies and Gentlemen! We really hope you’re settled in!
We’re Penn and Teller, and we’re ready for battling
Against a couple slackers lacking in the brain matter
Not windows, but we’ll leave a couple pains shattered
We got jokes, and magic packed with emotion
The only talent you two got is blowing smoke, kid
So you’ll be left choking on your home grown clouds
Tried the reboot craze just to scrape up clout!
You’re the View Askewniverse’s worst!
Think saying mother fucker over and over’s a verse
Your fans might say that Dogma really was a big deal
Too bad Weinstein has his thumbprint on the film reel!
And your attempts with the ladies was crazy
Law breaker wanted Justice and fatty was Chasing Amy
So let’s see if the budget Bill and Ted can really spit
But you’re all smoke and mirrors, and frankly it’s Bullshit

Jay:

Hey Bob, looks like we’re battling hypocrites
Weird hearing fat jokes coming from Mister Bitch Tits
You’d better quit this. We keep it blunt on tracks
You think you shits can spit? Well now we’re gonna Strike Back!
It’s Jay and Bob, we’re obviously the dream team!
We even steal the screens with cameos back in Scream 3!
Believe me, we do find it ironic
That you’re getting smoked out by Bluntman and Chronic!
We’re the classic, the fact is you’re just has beens!
Careers burning faster than the ash from a hash pen!
And actually? What really looked worse? I can’t tell
Between your spots on the Apprentice or SNL!
Your stage presence? It’s evident that it’s dog shit
You're playing Harry Potter while we’re busy making profits!
You wanna top this? We’re just too much to handle!
Leave a couple farts cut up, like their names are Mark Hamill!

Penn:

We’re known to tell lies, but that verse was just wrong
We rip the rule book. You’re taking rips from bongs!
By the end of this song, we’ll sock you like a Cock Knocker!
Want girls but your attitudes are real cock blockers!
And no amount of your film’s show exposure
Could convince Kevin Smith to give your story real closure
Stand in front of the store more. You two are just clueless!
You gave it your all, but still, you didn’t fool us

Jay:

Mother fuck, your effort was just a bust!
With a verse drawn out even longer than Desert Bus!
There’s no taking on us. These geezers are too dated
Forget Shaq! We hang with Affleck and Damon!
And what’s crazy ‘bout you trying to be a vocalist
From socials to your shows, you’re just over blown socialists!
And now, we’re done owning this, we’re leaving you robbed.
You mother fucks got crushed. Love Jay and Silent Bob

Penn and Teller Vs. Jay and Silent Bob - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Welcome back to another "Inside" Rap Battle of "Obscurity", this time it's a rap battle of the mascots. We have Larry the Lorekeeper of Decent PG Rap Battles and Heisenvinci of Gridline Rap Battles having their try at the mic. Hope you all enjoy!

Cast:
Shimario as Larry the Lorekeeper
RNG as Heisenvinci
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Beat mix by GamingPlush64
Characters by GamingPlush64 and Mr. Tibbs of GridLine Studios

Larry the Lorekeeper:
Heya, Vinci, I’m Larry, Vinci, I would show you round the area, Vinci
It’s just too bad this place is like your hairline, cause it’s barren, Vinci 
So wash up, cause that beard is Da Stinky (Hehe)
And based on the future I’m leading (ay)
Better run from this beating (ay)
Or I’ll show you why Patrick rebranded from PG 
So hats off, when it comes to the rap battle mascots, why I’ve been here to stay
You tried to follow a schedule, but one battle later you went “Heisenvinci away!”
Trans rights is what I preach (ay), but this time you better behave
Add your placement at the top to the list of things you can’t reclaim

Heisenvinci:
Heisenvinci, ride with blicky strapped to take this sucker out
I hear you own a library, so why don’t you shut your fucking mouth
Leave this bitch ass strung up so get that hand out your booty hole
Cause if that’s how you sound in the booth, no wonder everyone abandoned your studio
Smoke a green ass blunt as I steal this dub
When I leave you snubbed like it’s DR Month
Cause I come in packed with an AR, G
That’ll leave you trashed like your ARG
So maybe stop talking out of your ass and learn to fucking spit
I don’t know if you’ve heard buddy, but I’m the one who shits

Larry the Lorekeeper:
Well golly, seems you’re the spiteful sort, better not disrespect my title or
The next thing that you’ll need to be raising funds for is your gosh dang life support
A drunk fit is where you started, your off-the-wall humor was meant to falter
So senseless, I don’t even think Clinton Taylor would get you, Walter 
Played cat and mouse with the feds and got busted in a Starbucks sippin’?
Got your WiFi traced just cause you couldn’t stay off the Grid-mas 
Cosmic controller, all I need is the Doc in my folder to delete ya
So watch me terminate this Windows desktop - hasta la Vista

Heisenvinci:
Better seal those lips, bitch my fit is so god damn fly, I’m a bearded pimp
You had to rewrite your whole fucking universe just to get decent drip
I’ll be letting my shotty sing on top this beat, bitch you a mockery
Larry the Cucumber’s looking watered down, ERBoBotany
You’ll sleep with the fishes when I’m dropping trout
I’ll take this bore and add him to my body count
Once the people see how bad your face is busted
Even BTD won’t wanna #MakeItPublic
Left you eating a whole damn dust buffet on this track, brother 
Heisenvinci out, cause I’ve just made this your Last Supper (Oh!)

Ping Count: 40.

Larry the Lorekeeper vs Heisenvinci - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity

Dr. Horrible Voiced By Spidey Fam
Dr. Frankenfurter Voiced By King Mewtwo
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Serena
Thumbnail By Epic-ly Ironic
Additional Help By Skitzy and Matt Raichous

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20You%20A%20Clown.mp3

Dr. Horrible:

This appeared as a moral dilemma
Two docs battling to see who’s better
But whether it’s against Hammer or a creep
Horrible’s got a Phd at dropping beats
Now this weenie might think they’re the belle of the ball
Truth is they’re just a mix of Shelley and RuPaul
So I’ll watch a dude fall, it’s a Brand New Day
I’ll stop you in your tracks, like my raps are a freeze ray!
These days you’re still hung up on a break up
Until you get horny: We should call ya Dr. Strangelove
Choose to play god to help ya get to third base?
But science can’t help get your teeth back in your face!
I leave the city shaking when I’m aiming laser cannons
Your evil plans were doing drag shows with Brad and Janet
Forcing cannibalism? You’re a disgusting foe
But you in lingerie was the real Horror Picture Show

Dr. Frankenfurter:

Was that it? My god, darling. Your raps are a mockery
The only time you flow gold, is when you fail a robbery
You’re boring me, there’s no defense against this Creature of the Night
Got so many horrid words for me, but I’m just a sweet Transvestite!
Like lightning, I’ll shock ya when the beat hits
You’re only a big shot when in a dream sequence
Claim you’re smarter, but each one of your machines blow
So I’ll pick this beef apart like it’s Meatloaf!
You whining to the camera got fans in an odd way
But your mini series couldn’t step to me on Broadway!
Getting nailed by Hammer, your life is a laugh
You’re the biggest freak to try to serve me since Riff Raff!
Like a van dash, you’re about to crash
Try to rap back when I split your ass into three acts!
And sure you’ve got your League seat, but there’s no envy
Able to steal millions; but couldn’t save a Penny

Dr. Horrible:

Go ahead and laugh. Yeah I’m funny guy
But that smile gets wiped when ya find that you’re gonna die
Your servants rose up, talk about cliche
Your style’s more washed up than laundry day!
I’m the peak of villainy, there’s no way to top me
You’re so pathetic, could get a better foe from Rocky!
The nightmare is real, I’m a lyrical king!
But even when you lose, I won’t feel a thing

Dr. Frankenfurter:

Billy! Don’t be silly! You’re really not being rational
You only took over the world, when your crush got took out by shrapnel!
Let’s do the Time Warp and take a look at your conception
The result of no budget and a strike’s intervention!
And even though originality was your only intention
There’s a certain Doctor Steel that probably would want a mention
Tried to save face and win this race but sadly just took a beating
You’re an insect and a massive waste of time, space, and meaning

Dr. Horrible Vs Dr. Frankenfurter - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Battle Introduction: Oh hey there! Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. This time we got the creator of Live Rap Battles and self-Tony-Stark-associate, Michael Stark battling against Red Bull enthusiast and the guy carrying that game before his bra-less wife came in, Ninja! Two streamers enter the battle, who will leave victorious?

Michael Stark: Hey Ninja! Ligma!
Ninja: What’s ligma?
Michael Stark: LIGMA BALl-

LET’S GIVE IT UP FOR FRB VS ANYTHING!
MICHAEL STARK!
VERSUS!
NINJA!
BEGIN!

Ninja verse 1:
Alright guys, I’ve got something special in store for today’s stream
Firing shots at a writer who forces in some lame memes
In all his lines, unless he’s posting shit jokes on Youtube 
With your production, seems you need a Mixer more than I do
I guess your ideas and matchups aren’t too bad 
It’s a shame you make it a game and give trust to your chat 
That stuff’s wack and it proves this guy’s a big dummy
Cause your first mistake was thinking FRB could be funny

Michael Stark verse 1:
Oh hey there! Before I go in, I gotta thank my sponsors
Default dancing on your grave cause you know I’m fuckin baller
Jumping from platform to platform so you can milk the bucks? 
I gotta say that’s...

CJ:
Don’t say it. 

Michael Stark: 
Pretty fucking sus! 
So it’s Ninja up against Staaaark, where the fuck do I even staaaart
You’re doin’ your part breaking kids hearts but I’ll tear this bitch apaaaart
Though I doubt I’ll even hear any more of your shit
Cause it’s a fucking Ad Royale tryna to watch you on Twitch 

Ninja verse 2:
THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT? YOU AIN’T TOUGH BITCH
HERE’S A NINJA PACIFIER. NOW WHY DON’T YOU SUCK IT?!
STREAMING OR RAP TRACKS, NO MATTER WHAT I RUN IT
THIS DUMB BITCH DOESN’T SEE THAT HIS ASS IS GETTING PUNTED

Michael Stark verse 2:
I’m not seein’ movement! You were at the top but what happened?
Thought your books were novel, now you’re a straight up has-been
With that weak mindset of yours, you can catch these hands, bitch
I’m carrying this battle! Now make me a fucking sandwich

Ninja verse 3:
Read my book: “How to get good” with those lines you’re typing
Ban you from this battle, two words: “stream sniping” 
Can’t take off as a streamer, need some Red Bull for wings?
Put those trash rhymes next to part 2 of the Rap Battle Sins
So what I milk the bucks? You’re only known for milking bits 
Rigging for Omega Mart to win wasn’t the best move, was it? 
I lead the live community, I could have you thrown out
But this catboy’s a better fit for Alinity’s house (PUSSY!)

Michael Stark verse 3:
You know I got your wife how I like her: bra-less 
My raps like how I'm takin this dub: flawless 
After this bout, we know how you'll be: jobless
Looks like I just killed Ninja, there goes my career being spotless!
This Ninja ain’t sneaky, have you heard the way he yells, dude?
Cause man, you say “fuck” “piss” and “shit” more than I do!
Go back to taking Twitter Ls, this dude’s a disgrace 
We’ll see you next time, “goodnight” says the trollface

WHICH STREAMER WAS THE MOST POG? 
WHO DO YOU WANNA SEE IN HELL NEXT?
WELL YOU DECIDE!
THIS HAS BEEN FRB VS ANYTHING! FUCK OFF.

Michael Stark - The homie
Ninja - Serena
CJ - Commander Jacob 
Written by: JustGamer + Michael Stark
Beat by: Insanebeatz
Arranged and Mixed by: Serena

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