Jigsaw Voiced By Vladimyr P.
Macgyver Voiced By Toni Rigatoni
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Serena
Thumbnail By CreeperPasta

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWX7vYOAWUA



Jigsaw:

Hello Macgyver, the survivor, improviser
You’ll find you’ll need more than light wires in the cypher
While the timer ticks down to zero, I’ll let you try and play hero
But your passive tactics to actual threats won’t help to save you in here, though
Tried to be an American Badass, but alas your fame is fleeting
All I need is a Spiral to get people in line for my screenings
Leave you choked like your name was Cale, smothered with regretful defeat
My bars will grind your rotten corpse, leaving Angus as ground beef
My plans are elaborate masterpieces, your strats all rely on tape
Maybe if Mac could actually plan, his pals wouldn’t lie in early graves
Your pocket knife just wouldn’t suffice at stopping you from being destroyed
I’ll give you a chance, Macgyver. Rap or die. Make your choice

Macgyver:

Is that the best you got? God, this old man is a bore
First impressions are very important, but you’re choosing to waste yours
An angel of death or a raging sadist? You’re walking a fine line
Give me a clip and some duct tape, and I still couldn’t fix your timeline!
Keep a cool head when my foes show
Kidnap little girls? That’s a new low
You got a few fans, but on the downlow?
You haven’t been relevant since the third go!
But of course that wouldn't phase you.
You love your game so much, you let it play you!
Researching for the hearing impaired. I’m relentless
Your lesson fell on the deaf ears of your apprentice!
I’m the best, with search and rescue
Sharper than the Human blender, you’ll be crashing like your nephew!
Your death traps don’t scare me, your gore just shocks
But what has bigger holes, your wife’s face or your plots?

Jigsaw:

Very impressive, but I didn’t mention
How my intervention has a second lesson
While you travel the world deciding to play spy
The game of life was cutting deeper through your family ties
Too bad Daddy can’t tell ya to lose the mullet
You should learn from your childhood friend and bite the bullet
Can’t keep a girlfriend, your personality’s mild
But had the little recipe for how to abandon your child
Vile actions are embarrassing  really no comparison
You couldn’t bring fire to your lines if you had kerosene.
Hope you have an antidote, the way I spit so toxic
Causing you more pain than anything Murdoc did

Macgyver:

Glorified Muppet maker, death faker. Just shove it!
Pretty clear why Wan would cut the strings of this puppet!
Had about enough of it, so quit jerking me around
My raps aren’t pig guts but you’re still gonna drown
I take down members of H.I.T!
You can barely stay ahead of the N.Y.P.D!
So just take your defeat! You couldn’t sink any lower
No room for a twist. I win! Game Over!

Macgyver Vs Jigsaw - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Being in their presence could mark your death soon after, but who has the deadlier bars?! Old vs young in this battle of the curses, who will win?!

► Otzi:
Skitzy

► King Tut:
Snakebite126

► Mixed by: WoodenHornets
► Co-Written by: MaviKartal2003, AdamSandler2DRB, Oofie
► Thumbnail  by: Fightmarker
► Beat by Dee

Otzi Verse 1
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   Who’s this child, coming up against the chief!?
   This time, my lines won’t be for pain relief!
   I’m packing red deer, pairing it with Ibex meat!
   While your body’s soft, like Einkorn wheat!
   Step up if you can, malformation counteracts!
   It’s like a hundred canes, all you need’s a copper axe!
   Ten years listing all those shiny knick knacks!
   And ten years ruling, just to end in anti-climax!
   People now come in fleets, to a tomb most complete!
   People then thought, AGH! What’s up with his feet!?
   I don’t have the taste for third millennium cheese!
   I'd rather face your Falcon, you don't want DV'Deez!
   Call me strong Bull, cause I’m not one of your playthings!
   So call upon, Ay, and ask who’s pulling strings!?
   So you may be referred to as the once great Boy King!
   But you spent time with the bloodline in the next room, boinking!

King Tutankhamen Verse 1  
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   Wanna take an overbite? You’re lacking wisdom..
   The sand in my kingdom would spare a Bracken victim..
   Lord of forms of Ra on the throne that I sat..
   Living image of Amun against Ötzi the iced brat!
   So let me inform you more about the pharaohs!
   We’re Kings of the Valley and the Nile’s narrow!
   Proficient with shots, got the bow and arrow!
   So watch your back, I know you’re harrowed!
   Hunted by some peeps, and you died as you sneezed!
   But you’re built like Wolverine, heh, geez Louise!
   You were left out to freeze, in a tight squeeze!
   I was buried in a suite, adorned by things so sweet!
   This shepherd’s getting smoked, like the embers enter!
   Your history was stained as a smelter, dealt'er!
   So you spent your last days, playing the collector!
   With your dinky lil’ knife, and making another sweater!

Otzi Verse 2
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   You parasite, like your slaves, you’ll be whipped!
   May be missing a rib, but I stay pretty ripped!
   Fell off a chariot, would’ve guessed that boy slipped!
   Looking like something out of Tales From the Crypt!
   Your hips don’t lie, I’ll take it out with swift kicks!
   You flourished in death, but I stay equipped!
   Some horns in your tomb, gonna play a ditty drake!?
   Parodied everyday, finding me was a mistake!
   Led Helmut to his grave, and left him in the same state!
   And the countries debate, based on stories so vague!
   Your display was put away, all for Covid’s sake!
   Mark the second time Egyptians got stopped by a plague!

King Tutankhamen Verse 2  
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   Curses in common, but I’m worth memorials!
   You share the evil force, but this bitch primordial!
   Directions on the wall, take that, butt oat milk!
   I will school you on this track, like a King Tut-orial!
   Similaun Man reached his Feinal peak!
   So make like mosquitos, and suck it little freak!
   Sticking out the glacier, damn he reeks!
   I’m layered like a nesting doll, damn so chic!
   So Ask George Herbert if I’m worth the treasury!
   Ask Howard Carter if you’re worth a documentary! 
   Snap into this Slim Jim, whose stories contradictory! 
   Like my father, I’m putting an end to your history!

King Tut vs Otzi ❰Rap Battle❱


Pixel Chris Decided to Challenge Me to a 24 Hour Challenge. Thanks for the Easy $25 Bucks, Pal.

Don't Expect a Music Video, This is An Audio Only.

Both Characters Performed by Dilly
Written by Dilly
Battle Funded by Pixel Chris 
Mixed by KennyFreestyle 
Beat Prod. by BEATG33KZ 

(Krusty the Clown)
hey! can't you let a man have a drag on his smoke break
my show returns at eight, I don't have time for extra jokes, 'kay?
and put that pinocchio boner nose back where it came from 
I'd hate to go through the struggle of blurring out your face cunt
I'm children entertainment at its finest you can't beef with me 
you couldn't play me with or without those piano key ass teeth
my burger stops pop off both in springfield and out of state (ay) 
you couldn't match my makings dawg you only got one chain (ay)

(Goofy Goober)
if that's the best of your comedy, take the costume off 
those disses didn't pinch me an inch dawg you're quite the awful shot 
you smoke more packs than krabs do, your quite the fuckin sad dude
one more cigarette and you'll pass dude lungs turn black and there's no coming back dude (damn dude!)
I'm so rich my cashews got cash shoes I demand a better opportunity to rap dude
having this drunk as a foe ain't a match it's a one sided brawl and it makes me wanna laugh dude 
I stack up my bars like my sundaes, so here's the latest scoop
a goofy goober owns a sad ass boomer rappin? alleyoop! 


Krusty the Clown vs Goofy Goober - 24 Hour Challenge Rap Battle!

Frankenstein’s Monster:
LEGO set from pizzeria against me? In no mood to play!
I choke you with your own wires, this time you thrown away!
You don’t spit ill, ironic with fandom so toxic
Step to me, get neck snapped like toy, Foxy
Flow gold like Fredbear, I give you the death stare
Try to be terrifying, but map bots make people scared
We have characters with same names, is that coincidental?
But now ripping-off Jekyll and Hyde with a sun—I’m skeptical!
This monster leaves your FNaF World Glam-rocked
Toss you out like Bonnie and leave your mouth springlocked
It’s not ‘84, but you still come to me and bite?
Rule34 puts real meaning to “getting quirky at night”
I murder William in one night, I bring father to tears
You killed by William in one night, you can’t kill him for years! (raaah!)
Once upon a time, your game scary and eerie
Then people got confused because of gender and Game Theory!

Mangle:
Better fix your grammar if you want to fight this A.I.
Illiterate Shrek is nothing compared to my franchise
Damn right, you’re on candid camera, so sit tight
And I just might let you survive until the fifth night
You killed an innocent man and let the servant get slaughtered
Then you beg for a girlfriend, but she gets tossed in the water
Thought you’d get revenge on dad by killing Elizabeth
Well now I’m here, the one you shouldn’t have dissed!
Your lines are just like your clothes: old and shabby
While this hot-headed machine is spitting colder than daddy
In this battle you’re my Puppet because you’re no Music Man
Make lyrics that are less withered if you wanna join this band
Your story is complete trash, I’ll shove it in Chica’s beak
My timeline’s less complex than the reasons behind this freak
After listening to you, I can see why you were abandoned
You’re a Nightmare to your father who he wishes he kept dead!

Frankenstein’s Monster:
It’s shocking this machine still hanging around
Well this phantom not fantastic; my raps will burn you down
Be like Scott and retire ‘cause this battle make me tired
My story liked for years with no help from Markiplier

Mangle:
No amount of zapping could make this idiot bright
So quick to murder Henry, but no so quick with your lines
And when your enemy dies, you resort to suicide?
You've reached the very end, but you're not the victor, Frankenstein!

Cast/Crew:
SPM1000 as Frankenstein’s Monster
JesseBox as Mangle
Written by DonivideR & SPM1000
Mixed by Light
Beat by Marsad Men
Art and Cover by Grasman

Frankenstein's Monster vs. Mangle - Crazy Diss Wars

Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Stampy

RaccoonBro as Garfield

Written by Quizzique
Additional Writing Help: Ethan, Rayyan

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat produced by J BRING BEATS

Thumbnail Art by GnomeYT

Thumbnail by Quizzique

Lyrics:
Stampy
Hello, this is Stampy, and welcome to a let’s play vid
Today we’re against the scrap pages of Jim Davis
Your schtick is being lazy? That’s mundane
Not feeling up to battling? Must be a case of Mondays!

Your owner’s Jon, but your plot points Aren’t-Buckled
Seems your continuity has Garfield Kart-trouble
Since 2012, I’ve been on that Minecraft star hustle
Born in ‘76, yet you’ve fallen out into a Paws struggle

From Murray to Pratt, you’ve an array of casts
But with your production rights, away they’ve been passed
Sony, Fox and Paramount? You’re the bastard of newspapers
Jim’s flare amounts to having mastered reduced labor

You’re the comic Guinness backs? I must need a break
Eat you in minutes on this track like you were a piece of cake
There are limits that I lack, fighting googlies I attack
Sic my dogs onto your back, since I know they make you quake

Garfield

Yawn About time you wrapped up your verse
Ehh, I’ve heard worse, although I thought you didn’t curse?
Try to keep viewers immersed, but all your content is rehearsed
Wanna leave a mark on YouTube? Try to Hit the Target first

You run a Not-So-Lovely World with all the helpers you’ve locked out
Filled with even more crap than your dog house
Speaking of dogs, you’ve got too many to handle
Left some more dead than a Minecrafter’s channel

You used to be a hit, anyone can attest
Then you took a harder hit than you did with Wonder Quest
Get me a coffee so I can leave this kid maimed
You’ve got me going Ballistic: call that a Squid Game

Now I’m taking names like we’re in the Love Garden
Lost memories are the only thing that heart’s guardin’
I’ve got one last thing that I need to tell you, dude
I bet Lee only left so he could hand the L to you

Stampy
Don’t you dare threaten my dogs, or else when the dust settles
You’ll be in the ground like you were some love love petals!
Barnaby’s my best friend, he fills me with such joy
Jon’s dog loves you, seems he’s just an Odie to Destroy

Garfield
Jeez, that writing was even worse than your book’s, chum
You’re looking Fidgety ‘cause that’s where you took your looks from
Your comedy’s more childish than all of Minecraft’s players
I like my comics like I like my lasagna: with layers!

Stampylongnose Vs Garfield | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #2 (feat. Special Inquisitor Rayyan & RaccoonBro)

Lyrics/Beat: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oRqEeEbJ6oVLUtx_xc6Ty9FjCOzXYKQOMhJWQeV--5g/edit
Alex M. as Junkrat
garbageGothic as Misato Tachibana
Matt Raichous as Roadhog
RaccoonBroVA as Koujirou Sasahara
Written by Legengo and MetaMachine
Mixing by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battles
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next OVvA: "Running Tracks at Record Speed"

Junkrat vs. Misato Tachibana - Overwatch vs. Anything #1

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Rajaste
Mixed by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: LimJJ
Flowtest by: Theme Park Avenue
Mr Pickles: Dr.Dee
Binky: Kamren
Presentator: Quizzique 
Arthur: CreeperPasta
Arthur's Dad: JustGamer
Francine: CreeperPasta
Muffy: DerpiesGamingBlast


Presentator: 
You Gotta Be Kidding Me: A game for kids and grown ups. What's the problem, Arthur?

Arthur: 
Binky is still fucking my mother, and ever since he came to my house, DW has been missing. What should I do?

Arthur's Dad: 
Here's a tip, Arthur. Get me out of here.

Francine: 
It's ok, Binky is fucking my mother too. You'll get used to it.

Muffy: 
You should mind your business. You'll live longer that way.

Binky: 
Nobody said you couldn't join us, Arthur.

Mr Pickles: 
I know exactly how to deal with your mother, Arthur.

First made her giggle no tickle (uh)
Then made her tickle my pickle (uh)
Killing them all like a sicko (uh)
Make holes in your mind with no prickles (uh)
Do you wanna fight? You're bark and no bite
Don't fuck around with Mr Pickles (uh)
If these bitches bite, oh yes, these bitches bite
Like Tommy, I react with giggles, uh
I'm a different beast from a different breed. I love the taste of minced meat (ruff!)
You're P-BS for an ARG, and as shitpost, you just piss me off
At least I'm loyal to my human. You see your friends as your enemies
You need discipline, so serve me or I serve you to my pet Steve.

Binky:
I took a bath with Arthur's mom, but you're the one who's washed up
Lesser Lassie's trapped in a well. Let's see you get out with more trash talk.
A beast, a threat? To whom, may I ask? It's time you face the facts
You died soulless, and Sheriff replaced you in time as Grandpa gave you the ax 
No more secrets, Mr Pickles. You don't scare me in the least
You may lay down deep on your lair, but you can't hide from this beast
I solve problems. I help people. I seek to achieve perfection
You're a vermin, son of a witch. I hope you like vivisections

Mr Pickles:
Trash talk? I speak the language that makes my bidding get done
From now on, anyone who repeats your verses is speaking in a dead tongue 
So don't threaten me with a good time. Now it's time to say goodbye 
As I rip your limbs, break your ribs and I eat your flesh under the moonlight 

Binky:
Try that on me, your balls come off. Keep this horny beast locked up.
Animals, corpses, your verses, your series. All of those things, you fucked up.
Another problem solved, you knew how this ended deep down.
But cheer up, Mr Pickles. Your corpse will look nice in my treehouse.

Mr Pickles vs Binky (You Gotta Be Kidding Me) - Rap Assault

Trump:
Yo it's Donald Trump coming out my Trump Towers
Bout to show this bitch a sampler of my Trump Power
I don't need my "Politics Beam" to tell you're gonna lose g
Biden may be woke, but your ass is fruity!
This third grade nerd's earned a diss track, punk
Your burns are so bad I turned into pickle trump!
Your series is so bad (believe me) everyone can tell
Shadow wizard money gang! We love casting spells!

Dilly:
Damn, trump, those fucking lines were just the worst 
I'm glad you went before me, after all it's ladies first 
You got mike pence, a condom, and pencil in your purse 
Call me covid 2.0. This bitch ass gon need a nurse 
(Ay ay) lay off the spray tan you lookin like a cheez it 
(Ay ay) heard you wrote a book, i prolly will not read it 
You call me fruity, bitch your verse was a fruit’s ballad 
I'm shitting on this track like you did to mail in ballots 

Trump:
That verse was sick... like COVID. It's not true!
You think you'll win? So wrong. Not you!
No truth was spilled. I will not fall!
When I take your crew and I KILL THEM ALL!!!
Okay so this next line was gonna be about 9/11 but I figured it might alienate my voter base and be a bit insensitive
Mostly alienate my voter base
I don't Obama-care about the rhymes you spat
Anyways, wanna go play Minecraft?

Dilly:
No i will not play minecraft with a fuckin racist g 
I prefer running up bridge when dan is there to carry me 
You make walls cause youre a short lil bitch with small fingers 
I make walls when logged on fortnite, im a raw builder 
I'm not feeling hearing or fearing you im a point taker 
You sound like a mix of casey and a fuckin voice changer 
I'm the creepypasta of the most and now this cunts bloody 
Here's ten dollars for your loss and don't use it as hush money

Dilly vs Donald Trump. FRB In True

Welcome back to the silly rap battle corner of mine, this time we got Evil’s Halfs battling against each other , Magica de Spell from the Ducktales franchise vs Mephiles the dark from the infamous Sonic 06, hope y’all enjoy this one and see you all back again in October

MultiSuperVids as Mephiles The Dark :
https://youtube.com/@MultiSuperVids

KimVA as Magica De Spell :
https://www.castingcall.club/cryosts
Discord Tag (for business inquiries only) : kimva.

Prod. By DasonN
Written by WeThink
Mixed by Kore
https://youtube.com/@korekitten 
Cover art also by Kore
Special Thanks to Box_Soldier

Lyrics : 
Mephiles : 
In the future they would bring a hit show back to only for it to go unnoticed 
Between titans, monsters and gods the ducks were rather modest 
Same can be said about Magica in her own universe all along 
In what kind of game they changed an Evil Queen for a mindless pawn? 
Your glory was just an unremarkable special 
In this Shadow War , you shall not get far , but become a Solaris vessel 
You didn’t kill Scrooge , made him a coin, only did a quarter of the assignment 
Strike you with the power of the sun, maybe then you’d be properly enlightened 
You deserve no bin unless it’s garbage 
A corrupt executive made more damage to McDuck that you ever managed 
Used to rule with your brother , intimidated any kind of foe 
Until McDuck came with poetic justice, had you looking justice for Poe 
A world on fire , gets you surrounded, when I attack 
Quite  ironic that you’re sucking the magic out of this track 
Leaned on Leena for just a brief moment but that relation ended in a wrecked ship 
And also at least I wasn’t defeated by the fucking power of friendship 

Magica de spell :
Dwell in darkness, Mephiles you wish to be have my spells or just a normal bod 
Cuz before you went all crystal gem, you were barely a Phantom Blot 
I could mock every aspect of your game and history as well 
But then the joke makes what your saga can’t , write itself 
You don’t even have a tongue or  mouth , I don’t get how you haven’t choked 
They say you’re Sonic’s most underrated rouge yet it’s only known for gamer jokes 
You’re just one of the saddest adversaries I had fought in terms of battles 
I’ll make it quick don’t worry Memphis, I know you’re used to getting beat by Shadows
This so called Mastermind doesn’t realize it’s futile whatever he tries 
As he’s magnum opus consists on just making a princess cry 
Turn Mephiles Whisper into the screams of Mephiles 
If you’re half a God then I’m gonna show you who the devil is 
Claim to have the Flames of despair , but you got the despair part right 
How you gonna win the crowd , if you can’t even get Shadow on your side
No questioning, I’m winning leaving Mephiles with the saddest fate I’ve ever seen
As he was vanished by Sonic, Sonic’s team and Sonic Team

Mephiles The Dark vs Magica De Spell- Generic Rap Battles! ft MultiSuperVids & KimVA

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Matt Raichous as Scooby-Doo
Clever Chaos as Garfield
Mixed by Near
Beat: Curtains by Dansonn
Written by EatMoPizza and Matt Raichous
Art by EatMoPizza

Lyrics:

I knew I’d have to deal with some creepy freak again
But I see you’re no ghost; you’re not dead, just deadpan
You act so lifeless in every one of your strips
I’d be more frightened by your creepypastas than your quips

Sleuthin’s top dog ’gainst the top lasagna hog 
Not a proper icon, just a bulbous-eyed con
Memes and merchandise are the only things keeping you known
Clinging to your relevance like a plushie in the window

Should have sent Odie instead to get a fairer bout
Even I’d lose my appetite when selling out to Paramount
You’ve got no appeal with the newer generations
While I’m known across the nation as CN’s spooky sensation


This ain’t a hydrant, so quit taking the piss
You’re not solving mysteries, you’re playing coppers with some kids
So don’t drag this onto my street, I’ve got the shots to end ya
Though I’d say you dodged a bullet getting dropped off at Velma

Listen, I’ve lead a lengthy legacy of lethargy
but even speeding on all fours you won’t get a leg up on me
When you tend to flee, screaming at each feeble phony freak
Chop you into five puppies, you’re running like Air Buddies
 
While I’ve been livin’ large since I hit papers the seventies
Get more laughs in my sleep than you running on ABC
Clueless mutt, ya really think you’re ranking up there with the greats?
Looks like the weak’s about to start again; I hate this Mun-Dane


With each new iteration, you fail to appeal
This fat cat stacks cash like our monsters are real
With your creepy CG incomplete, we’re learning it’s true
That every single new creator is just as lazy as you


Like Nicky Flowers in a battle, ‘cause I’m ranking at the highest
While you’re stuck pushing up daisies, disappear like Garfield Minus
‘Cause this tabby’s stuck in tabloids, I’m a prime time pup
Sitting in your recliner’s the only time you get a leg up

On the air for half a century, catching criminals with ease
Grabbing greedy grimalkins with speed Garfield’s never seen
While the only thing this glutton’s ever caught’s a couple Z’s
But tonight you’ll get some exercise running away from me


HB barely bears a name this day and age
Talking down about my shows like your reboot’s all the rage?
I’ll bash your straight to DVDs straight back to VHS
You hold onto relevance ‘bout as well as you do your girlfriends


It’s been decades since a single viewer called you groovy
Warner finds you so taxing that they’d write off a finished movie
But didja think that flick would top the box office at Christmas?
Please, a single Sunday paper would have been a bigger hit

Even spiders bother me less than to hear you spitting
This “timeless” classic’s dated, left wondering “Who’s S-s-scared?”
But I can answer what they’ve been asking since the beginning
“Scooby Doo, Where Are You?” To be true, no one cares.

Scooby-Doo vs Garfield - Verses Mode (ft. Matt Raichous and Clever Chaos)

I'm the hologram who does what he pleases, whether it be rap battles, covers, or just anything.

I also drew mah profile pic. :)

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