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I am David Bowie, Han Solo, and Ramona Flowers.

Bare with me… this is random and poorly written. My name is Khloé I also go by Khlo-fi. Hey You (pronounced Hey You (get out of the bushes) or Khlo-fi Hip Hop Beats.

I'm easy to get along with, but I'm picky with who I hang out with, talk to, or make friends with. The friends I have, I’ve had for years. I’m a humble narcissist. . My mom is the shit and that’s where I got my smartass talents from. Growing up mostly around girls has made me kind of feminine. I think I should have been a lesbian since I'm feminine and still like... well, ya know.

I'm a sarcastic person that has a cheesy smartass side, with a touch of always being the class clown. I have a dark sense of humor. I call myself a realist, which means I’m pessimist. I prefer ambient atmospheres over crowded and fast paced ones. I'm a homebody that gets cabin fever. I have OCD & ADHD. I strive to be a jack of all trades. I work in an industry that I love. I think the simplest and smallest things in life are what really matter the most. George Carlin & Kevin Smith, are my hero. I'm addicted to Netflix and Monster Energy Drinks. I love music. I love movies. I love collage and abstract art. I can be a bit cliché at times. I wear slip on sandals. I have a thing for the 90s. My cocktail of choice is Jager Bombs or Blue Moon. I play guitar and write music. I also write, direct and, edit films.

I'm a student of life, majoring in Hypothetical Information. I collect Homies. I bite the skin around my finger nails constantly. Liar’s disgusts me. I have the mouth of a sailor. I love black pepper. I don’t like chocolate. I have a huge fear of bees, car wrecks, snakes, needles, and women. I don’t drink soda. I judge a book by its pictures.

I’ve always fantasized about being Han Solo and traveling the galaxy with my Wookie friend, Chewie. Girls that wear glasses turn me on. I have an embarrassingly huge crush on Felicia Day. It’s hard to find clothes I like that fit me. I love stereotypes. My absolute favorite color is pastel blue. I like to test peoples’ patience and beliefs. I have stretchy skin. I like to take long showers. I believe religion is the root of all evil and ignorance. I believe money can buy happiness.

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