Hello Ikigai's,

It's a four day weekend in Japan and the KOK crew has decided to take this week off.  That's why I'm playing this smooth jazz piano; to soften the blow.

Don't worry, we'll be back next week to stir up trouble.  We've got quite a doozy planned so don't miss it!

See you next week, kings.

KoK Holiday Weekend Announcement

YouTube link to ep 9: www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4fZW5wxz…dYCyw2nBVh4AaABAg

In our first Emergency Podcast we notify our listeners that Kanadajin3 made a complaint to Sound Cloud and they pulled Episode 09 without any notification or email telling us what happened.

Emergency 01 - Kanadajin3 Gets Episode 09 Removed!

A wild Sharmander appears.

Go Nikachu.

Nikachu uses ice cream burst

Sharmander’s accuracy decreased.

You got 2 great balls.

This week we nominate a slice of white bread covered in non-salt margarine.
A jvlogger so meta her most exciting video is overflowing with vanilla ice cream.
That’s right! Our nominee is the worst starter: Sharmander, aka Sharmeleon, aka Sharla in Japan, the soon to be Sharizard! Her Pokémon names may seem cringe, but originally she was going with the water-type, Shartle, which is what you do in your pants after too many Strongs.

There really isn’t much for me to say here. Sharla’s worst offense is having the flavor of tofu, saying “you guys” ever sentence and her work on Shin Godzilla.
Speaking of which, we do talk about Shin Godzilla and J-bae Satomi Ishihara. Finally, somebody attractive to look at! Satomi’s English however, not so beautiful, but now we know why. Turns out jiggling boobs, lucky bags , Pokemon knowledge and filming the inside of your apartment does not qualify you as a dialect coach. Little advice Japanese directors, when you hire a foreigner to train your actors in speech, HIRE A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL! Or at least hire an American to train American accent, instead of a Canadian. OH MY GAHHH!!

Also on the show’s A segment we talk about Gimmeabreakman, Gimmeaflakeman, Victor (will you jvloggers pick one name already?). Who took the time to discuss and critique the K.O.K. boys content. That’s right, we are reacting to a reaction video! So YouTube of us.

Stay tuned for the epilogue of this weeks episode as an excerpt from our officially unofficial fan-fiction: Tokyo Vice 2 Electric-Drewaloo.

We didn’t get a chance to properly smooch our wonderful Patreonins. We shout out to in an added clip from Jay, but we will give you proper love next episode.

Episode 11 - Sharla In Japan (Sharmeleon)

Where are they now?

It’s round up week for season 1! We check in to see how our nominees have been doing. The nominees are of course thrilled to be nominated for the crown. Many of them have been making last dash attempts to output highly volatile cringe in an attempt to usurp the others.

1. Ryan Boundless gets in touch with his Jabba the Hutt
2. Drew refuses to be taken down by Ryan, he also decides that power harassment crossed with sexual harassment is a good pathway
3. Daniel Lord comes out shockingly not creepy this time. He actually becomes the victim of abuse. Hang in there Daniel, you have not been treated right. And despite our teasing of you, we feel you have not deserved the online harassment you’ve received.
4. Kelly Morita takes time out of her busy schedule of being unemployed to train us on how to be productive. She teaches us the importance of embracing the Japanese life target of acquiring “新品”.
5. Debito stays classy, whiny and dull. He is still out there fighting for our rights. So thanks?
6. Venus, our Angel, our glorious heavenly body. She has been sucking candy penis and collaborating with porn stars and man! Is it booooooooring. I guess we should have checked in with her mother Margaret.
7. Jake Adelstein has been less active than an activated almond, which are ironically inert.
8. Brianna Slaughter explains how to be non-binary by getting married, occasionally being called she, and liking penis.
9. Kanadajin is still upset with us, accusing our wonderful fans of harassing her in our name. Jay responds by negging her.
10. Nobita sets out to make that WAP! Go get it done Nobby, use your big light and small light.

P.S.A: Teasing is fun, harassment is not. Know the line!

King of Kanto

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