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My nation also has the same issue as well... (Orz)

A wild Sharmander appears.

Go Nikachu.

Nikachu uses ice cream burst

Sharmander’s accuracy decreased.

You got 2 great balls.

This week we nominate a slice of white bread covered in non-salt margarine.
A jvlogger so meta her most exciting video is overflowing with vanilla ice cream.
That’s right! Our nominee is the worst starter: Sharmander, aka Sharmeleon, aka Sharla in Japan, the soon to be Sharizard! Her Pokémon names may seem cringe, but originally she was going with the water-type, Shartle, which is what you do in your pants after too many Strongs.

There really isn’t much for me to say here. Sharla’s worst offense is having the flavor of tofu, saying “you guys” ever sentence and her work on Shin Godzilla.
Speaking of which, we do talk about Shin Godzilla and J-bae Satomi Ishihara. Finally, somebody attractive to look at! Satomi’s English however, not so beautiful, but now we know why. Turns out jiggling boobs, lucky bags , Pokemon knowledge and filming the inside of your apartment does not qualify you as a dialect coach. Little advice Japanese directors, when you hire a foreigner to train your actors in speech, HIRE A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL! Or at least hire an American to train American accent, instead of a Canadian. OH MY GAHHH!!

Also on the show’s A segment we talk about Gimmeabreakman, Gimmeaflakeman, Victor (will you jvloggers pick one name already?). Who took the time to discuss and critique the K.O.K. boys content. That’s right, we are reacting to a reaction video! So YouTube of us.

Stay tuned for the epilogue of this weeks episode as an excerpt from our officially unofficial fan-fiction: Tokyo Vice 2 Electric-Drewaloo.

We didn’t get a chance to properly smooch our wonderful Patreonins. We shout out to in an added clip from Jay, but we will give you proper love next episode.

Episode 11 - Sharla In Japan (Sharmeleon)

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