Not the End of the Road

Bard's Tale #8 pt. II

So after dealing with Prissy, we have to go to the moss district, because that's the other grave yard of Quirktown and we're expecting the Necromancer to come again. Well we get there and to fucking reason with some moss, of all things, and they have a protector. A beast known as the Agkai. Well we're going to town on it, and who else would show up but Jingles the Murder Clown. Again. Cass decides he's gonna take on the clown, and Ick turned into a net to help him (he can turn into objects now, too. It's weird but sort of cool). Well Jingles inflates and starts floating up and he takes net-Icarus and Cassius with him. They fall off and are plummeting down toward the ground when Icarus (still a net) catches an awning pole and trebuchets Cass across the whole court and straight into the Agkai, who has just about killed Cat. He cuts straight to the heart of the thing and kills it from the inside. Pretty bad ass. 

Then we have to go down into the mausoleum because the moss tells us he's there and that we can't hurt him or else it will hurt us with its mossiness. Sometimes I hate this town. We climb down ten levels and pass what felt like thousands of undead before we find the guy. He's so out of it he can't even remember his name. Cassius just about hit him, which would have sic'd the moss and innumerable zombies on us, so I had to stop him. He eventually struck a deal. No more raising the dead for the rest of the week, and at midnight start of Sunday he was going to meet us on the field of battle and give Cass one free hit. I just hope Ded's there for him when he needs it. I think Cassius is starting to go a bit mad. He worries me. That's three very different and equally dangerous descents for that poor guy in one day, and it felt like an unreasonably long day. 

LYRICS

ol' Cass in a foolish rage
foe's flying away
he tightens up his grip
now he's high up in the sky
and he's certain to die
if his hands should slip
of course the turbulence
is setting in
causing his weight to shift
and now his only bet
is his deer old net
as he starts his descent

he's going down (down)
in to the moss pit (down)
going down down (down)
he don't have an exit (down)
going down down (down)
could this be it (down)
going down down (down)
in to the moss pit (down)

on his way down to the stone
sees an awning pole
pulls a mighty feat
launches across the court
into a monsters heart
and he slays the beast
so now he wants to go
way down below
to see an undead priest
but his diplomat
made a promise that
he can't hurt him in the least

he's going down (down)
into the mausoleum (down)
going down down (down)
10 floors, 100,000 creepers (down)
going down down (down)
if he don't raise a hand they wont try to eat him (down)
going down down (down)
way on down into the mausoleum (down)

now he's face to face 
in a crowded place
with the evil man
he's surrounded for days
by the lifeless gaze
of an zombie clan
and it takes some fed-up punk
just to hold him up
from raising a hand
with the truce in tact
the group makes it back
but it's driving Cassius mad

he's going down (down)
down into madness (down)
going down down (down down down)
right on down into madness (down)
down down down down (down)
into madness (down)
down down down (down)
going down into madness on his descent

Not the End of the Road

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