

Glasses. Jacket. Shirt. Call me Glasses Jacket Shirt Man. 
I'm a guitar slingin', beer drinkin', pile drivin' badass sonnofabitch with a taste for the bizarre.
I read advanced literature while skydiving over volcanoes and compose symphonies during slow motion gunfights, 
I secretly control the lottery, and I once arm wrestled Teddy Roosevelt, and lost. On purpose. 
Everything I say can and will be held against me, and rubbed gently until I reach an 
explosive technicolor climax in the third act. 
I pinned a dragon at Wrestlemania and was elected President of Peanut Butter twelve terms running, though not in a row. 
I've never actually heard the note F#, though I hope to one day. My hobbies include moonshining and super chess. 
I have no idea how to write an about me section.

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