Edit: THIS IS NOT PETRIFINATION, GODDAMNIT!!!!

*...
*Hello, human.
*No...
*From what I've seen of you, you don't even deserve to be called a human.
*So let me ask you one question, "human".
*Do you believe everyone is equal?
*That no one deserves to die more than any other?
*Hmm...
*No answer, eh?
*I figured as much.
*Maybe you believe that everyone deserves to die equally.
*...
*Well, you'd better include yourself on that list.
*Nyeh heh heh!! Even in the end, I can fight for my honor!!
*Now LISTEN UP.
*You have just eradicated everything and everyone that I have ever loved.
*...except for one thing.
*My DETERMINATION.
*And I'm not an idiot, I know that someone's gonna die here.
*But in the time I have left...
*I WILL GUARD THE REMAINDER.
*Nyeh heh heh!!! Sans would be proud...
*P-Papyrus...
*The newest member...
*O F   T H E   R O Y A L   G U A R D .

*Papyrus blocks the way.

Yep! Knockin' out the megalo spot straight away.
This is a v1, the canon one will come later (The Esquizofrenia Effect)
Without SC's shitty compression: https://instaud.io/2Trm

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We're just a bunch of guys trying to ACTUALLY put some initiative into making an ACTUAL GAME for our AU.

AU Owners:
-Konig (https://soundcloud.com/cs95pro-or-konig)
-Aerospec (https://soundcloud.com/aerospec-official)
-MrMetelli

Developers: 
-Konig (https://soundcloud.com/cs95pro-or-konig)
-TheDabPolice64
-Dethi

Music People:
-O.W. Sans
-Konig (https://soundcloud.com/cs95pro-or-konig)
-UиdxrStvff
-Oisic2177 
-Benjamlmo (https://soundcloud.com/benjamlno)

Writers:
-Aerospec (https://soundcloud.com/aerospec-official)
-MrMetelli

Spriters:
-Oisic2177
-jojjoj777
-MrMetelli
-Javi25j
-Pearlymint

Owner:
-PaRappa95

(the updated description, by konig)

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

KMA!Underswap