Sorry vegans. 

Btw if you're a soundcloud-exclusive listener (lol) yesterday's mashup got copyrighted and taken down. Here it is on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4IKJPiUvwQ

the songs:
Hanson - 'MMMBop'
Barenaked Ladies - 'One Week'

MMMChicken

Come on guys its 2014 time for some new fucking jokes already

blasphemy

I couldn't even tag all of the fucking songs I used because of the tag limit wtf  
  
Thanks for the memes guys. Not sure how 500 of you managed to click that button. I had five hundred a while ago but that's cus like twenty bots followed me, and they all unfollowed me at once so I was back down to like 480 something.  
  
Anyways.

It's been a nice ride so far, and sorry for not uploading as much. So have this frankenstein of a meme. 

five hundred is a very big number

uptown funk mashups are still funny right

TTGD Post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KL2xC0N4fY

Lyrics:
Th-th-th this shit, that coconut
That Donkey Kong, that white gun
This one for them cool kongs
Them cool kongs straight masterpieces
Stylin', grace and, takin' it to the fridge
Got guns on with Cranky Kong
Got shoot myself, I'm not funny
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my gun, coconuts in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Donkey Kong, get the gun
Shoot to walnuts, peanuts
pineapple smells
If we shoot up, we gon' shoot out
Th-th-th this kong has a funny face
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Before we leave
Lemme tell ya a lil' something
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up huh
I said Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
If you freaky then shoot it
Don't brag about it, come show me
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt huh!
 
Don't believe me just watch huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Coconut fuck you up (x15)

Uptown Gun

I'm finally above 50 followers... and this track will probably drop me back to zero

Mashup Visualizer Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWu4VyjEkY0

Artists:

DMX
Devo
Fergie
Alien Ant Farm
Linkin Park
Gotye
Journey
Gorillaz
Bustah Rhymes
Zach Hemsey
Electric Light Orchestra
Billy Joel
Michael Jackson
Kelis
Miley Cyrus
Grandmaster Flash

Doo Doo Doo

basically it's this but I added the grunts: https://soundcloud.com/thenameisduck/let-the-chickens-hit-the-floor

Improved Chicken Dance

2 Gambinos At A Time

After nearly a month of not being able to get my Soundcloud Pro back, I finally had an opportunity to get it done today! All 200+ tracks uploaded to this account are now reinstated, and there's lots more on the way!

Source List:
Justin Timberlake - SexyBack
Santana ft. Rob Thomas - Smooth

I'm back

dope

the thumbnail is crusty on purpose

help from @pluffaduff sweet

Go on my site for my Discord Server, Downloads, and other cool things! https://www.zukesers.com/

Improved Chicken Dance

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