/// LETRA ///
Four knights crash the castle—king’s party goes awry,
Dark Wizard steals the mystic crystal, princesses cry. 
Red, Blue, Green, Orange mount their mounts to rescue fate,
Mace, sword, and magic flame—they smash through every gate.

Across grassland fields, through forests and the Cyclops lair,
Barbarian bosses, Conehead Groom—with medieval flair. 
Poison, ice, lightning spells—light up cartoon skies,
Animal Orbs beside them—quirky pets with stat surprise. 

They level up combos, juggle foes through the war's haze,
Boomerangs, bombs, horns unlock hidden secret ways. 
From Medusa’s cave to Castle fights,
We shall rescue each princess, no kisses denied.

SMASH!
BASH!

Ride the crystal, rescue princess call,
Punch the wizard’s throne to fragments, see his empire fall.
Knights united, juggle hard, magic in the dash,
Join the chaos, bring your friends—we...

SMASH!
BASH!

From forest caves to lava’s blazing roar,
Collect pets, power spells, unlock secrets others ignore.
Puff your armor and it's charm, we're ready to crash
Chaos reigns and laughter reigns—this is Smash and Bash!

Green Princess captured twice—the Cyclops then Conehead groom,
Snow, lava, alien worlds—each zone another tomb.  (For them!!)
Relics found—compass, steering wheel, map to destiny’s gate,
Industrial Prince, Necromancer fights—no room to hesitate. 

Animal Orbs gathered—Chicken, Snoot, Burly Bear’s might,
Cardinal reveals secret items, Install Ball beams light. 
Giraffey speeds your leveling, BiPolar mauls the downed,
Rammy knocks them flat—you’re the crashers crowned. 

Hidden gags and Easter eggs, Zelda triforce, R2‑D2 on the wall,
Clown princess finale floods screen with hearts, kitties, all. 
Four-player co‑op fun: local couch or online ride,
Beat 'em up nostalgia, the knights will show you pride.

SMASH!
BASH!

Ride the crystal, rescue princess call,
Punch the wizard’s throne to fragments, see his empire fall.
Knights united, juggle hard, magic in the dash,
Join the chaos, bring your friends—we...

SMASH!
BASH!

From forest caves to lava’s blazing roar,
Collect pets, power spells, unlock secrets others ignore.
Puff your armor and it's charm, we're ready to crash
Chaos reigns and laughter reigns—this is Smash and Bash!

From Home Castle’s start to the Wizard’s final duel,
Battles with the Painter, Water cats and Fencer pool. 
You grind to level ninety-nine, insane mode locked in sight,
Unlock Hatty, Blacksmith knight—theatre and hammer unite. 

Ride the crystal home through barren wasteland trail,
Finally return to castle kisses—clown prank seals the tale. 
Have a beer with your friends as credits roll at last,
Raise your sword, tune the beat—The Castle crashed it fast!

SMASH!
BASH!

Ride the crystal, rescue princess call,
Punch the wizard’s throne to fragments, see his empire fall.
Knights united, juggle hard, magic in the dash,
Join the chaos, bring your friends—we...

SMASH!
BASH!

From forest caves to lava’s blazing roar,
Collect pets, power spells, unlock secrets others ignore.
Puff your armor and it's charm, we're ready to crash
Chaos reigns and laughter reigns—this is Smash and Bash!

Smash… crash… bash…
You've finally won, party up!

Smash and Bash - Castle Crashers [Bonus Track]

Ai song maker just for fun. Lyrics by me, most of the time :P

Smash and Bash - Castle Crashers [Bonus Track]

KnightKakashi