Name: "Firecrotch love song/lindsay lohan love song" by k0ala?! (and the k-holes) by k0aLa?! (and the K-Holes)
Duration: 2 min 45 s
Description: This one i wrote back in 2011 or 2012. I had just moved from hollywood to san bernardino and had developed a minor fascination with lindsay lohan due to her semi-insane behavior. People always liked this one. I sort of abandoned it because shes not in the news anymore, but apparently everyone remembers her well, so here it is - the second version.

This one i wrote back in 2011 or 2012. I had just moved from hollywood to san bernardino and had developed a minor fascination with lindsay lohan due to her semi-insane behavior. People always liked this one. I sort of abandoned it because shes not in the news anymore, but apparently everyone remembers her well, so here it is - the second version.

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"Firecrotch love song/lindsay lohan love song" by k0ala?! (and the k-holes)

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