Hey Leute,

in meinem neuesten Song „Der virale Rover“ erzähle ich die Geschichte eines Typen, der wirklich jede virale Challenge mitmacht – egal, wie dumm oder gefährlich sie ist. Vom Cinnamon Challenge-Debakel bis zur Fire Challenge-Katastrophe, er zieht alles durch, solange es Likes bringt.

Ich wollte mal festhalten, wie absurd diese Social-Media-Welt manchmal sein kann. Inspiriert von klassischem Irish Folk und Trinkerliedern, aber statt Whiskey gibt’s hier eine ordentliche Ladung Dummheit und Ruhm-Sucht.

Hört mal rein, ich bin gespannt, was ihr denkt! Würdet ihr das auch tun? Oder kennt ihr jemanden, der genau so drauf ist? 😆

Lyrics:
Ich war ein wilder Kerl schon so viele Jahr,
und trotz jeder Challenge egal was es war.
Ich mach jeden Mist mit die Timeline bestimmt.
Sie sagen ich hätt nen Schaden und Leute es stimmt.

Bin ein Social Media Opfer (oh oh oh oh)
Ein Larry vorm Herrn
und ich mach jeden Scheißt mit,
ihr dürft euch dran stören.

Mit der Cinnamon Challenge da fing alles an,
aß nen Löffel voll Zimt und ihr könnt es schon ahn'n.
Hustete ne Riesen Wolke und schlecht war mir auch,
Die Küche war rot und weh tat mein Bauch.

Bin ein Social Media Opfer (oh oh oh oh)
Ein Larry vorm Herrn
und ich mach jeden Scheißt mit,
ihr dürft euch dran stören.

Die Fire Challenge ihr könnt es schon ahn,
ich nahm Spiritus und zündete mich an.
Der Feuerlöscher hat ganz schön gezischt,
Die Kommentare unterm Video sie waren gemischt. 

Bin ein Challenge-Idiot
geh drauf für nen Trend.
und ich mach jeden Mist mit,
bis jeder mich kennt.

Jetzt bin ich bekannt, viral und famos,
doch mein Körper ist schief, mein Verstand sowieso.
Die nächste Challenge? Ach, warum nicht!
Solang ihr noch lacht, mach ich weiter den Wicht. (He never learns)

Bin ‘n Challenge-Profi
hat mich gefreut,
Doch wenn ihr mich pusht,
mach ich’s morgen erneut!

Hat mir wirklich gefreut,
Doch wenn ihr mich pusht,
mach ich’s morgen erneut!

Der virale Rover

I Wanna Kill All Polyamorous People 2

I Wanna Kill All Polyamorous People 3

God, I promise if you help me find my car keys I'll start praying for real this time. I just need this.

God, I Promise I'll Start Praying If You Help Me Find My Car Keys I Promise

I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams

A tale about a fawn unknowingly asking the hunter who killed its mother to help it find her!

Lyrics :

Can you help me out?
I stayed out too long and I lost my mom
And I can hear coyotes howl
I don't think I live much farther from here
But it's getting dark, I've got no bark
And my vision isn't very clear

I'll get my mom to pay you in anything that you might need
Some crystals, rocks, sugar blocks
Or a seed to an apple tree
Please, please, anything to get me back home
To my family

I asked the sun for anyone
But he dipped behind the treeline
And I begged the moon for someone soon
And he smiled really wide
And he sent you here in no time!

I asked every other critter where my mother is all day
But every single one was too busy running away
From the commotion that was going on a few fields your way
Oh, I sure do hope my mom's okay

lost fawn, dead mom

A song about pettiness! I only wrote this once I realized I haven't written a song about an old enemy in a while. It's sort of like, a break up song, but to the idea of her,, a goodbye letter. I've grown, I'm moving forward.

I think this was the last song I ever wrote about her, too! ^_^

Lyrics :

I'm gonna hitch a ride to Tennessee
I'm gonna meet you there, and more importantly
I'm gonna show you what it's like to grow
And when I'm done flaunting my shit
I'm gonna pack a bag on a wooden stick
And I'll find a better a home
It's somewhere you could never go!

I'm gonna hit the road and meet my friends
I'll go to Colorado, or Michigan
Cause I've always wanted to go
Where there's a lot of snow
And I'll forget your name in a decade's time
When your face is indistinct from the aging lines
That you tried your very best to hide

And you'll ask me
"What does it mean to grow?
What did you need to grow?
I feel like a seed
Without any soil"

aging lines

A song about not knowing integral parts of yourself, and friends who can't handle the state of your depression

Lyrics : 

You asked me what my favorite color is
And I told you I'm still thinking about it
You ask me what I think my problem is
And I laughed and said, "Leave it to the therapist"
You told me that I look so exhausted
You were worried and I just laughed about it
You asked me why I'm bein' so distant

But it's just another hangover
I'll call you when it's over
It's a migraine, and I'll hydrate
And you'll sit at the door asking how long I think I'm gonna take
Throwing up everything I ate
'Cause I got sick from another bad day

You asked me what my favorite movie is
And I told you I don't pay enough attention
You said that you've been getting disillusioned
For my lack of any genuine decision
You said you're sick of keeping track of me
I always told you, you don't have to worry
You said that you've been wanting to leave recently

"But it's just another hangover!"
I cried as I fell over
It's a migraine, I'll hydrate
I'll go weeks pretending that I'm finally great
'Til I have another really bad day

sage green (demo)

Queer (not really?) cowboy song! Full version coming out on a future album/EP, 'Fawn Trail Dr'

Lyrics :

I've never met no folk like you
So confident in all you do
Calloused heart matches your leather boots
You don't let no venom get through
I've been through Alabama, Texarkana
Met the lord himself in a bottle of tequila
And still, not a single man like you

When we met, I was crawling through knee-high grass
When I met your eyes, your eyes glared back
I let out a shriek and you let out a laugh
Could never stand a man like you
Told me how you killed your father in '48
Said you'd never been caught still to this day
Stole his keys, his guitar, and ran away
Hate to see myself in a man like you

Duskfall 'proached with the moon evergazing
As if it's watched us talk without pausing for breathing
And the more I learned, I just sat there amazed
With the stories of all the scars on your face
Said you got one from wrestling with a coyote in your bed
And I didn't believe a word you said
But I think I'm starting to

I think I'm starting to
I think I'm starting to
I think I'm starting to
I think I'm starting to (Fall in love with you)

cactus spines (early demo)

A song about rebirth and death; leaving your old life behind just to die even more alone and afraid.

I connect it deeply with the 'Choose Your People Carefully' arc. They aren't directly related, though I do imagine the protagonist of this song to be a little bit of both the jackalope and Ansleis.

Lyrics :

I'm gone, I'm gone
You've been searching all night long
Biting your nails while nature sings its song
I'm gone, I'm gone
And I have been all along
I changed my name, dyed my hair
Went on the run

I'm gone, I'm gone
You've been waiting by the phone
For any ring from any booth in town
Or even from the law
I'm gone, I'm gone
You've been waiting all night long
For any knock on any door
Or window to your home

I'm gone, I'm gone
Don't wait that long
I'm living in a log 2,000 miles from my home
I made my bed in this here riverbed
And I'll splash around until the sun goes down
Way beyond my head

I'm close to death
So close to death
But I'll make my bed in this riverbed
(Try and hold my) With my final breath

i'm gone, i'm gone

Cover to the song 'Life Time Warranty' by Cyberbully Mom Club <3

Lyrics: 

Is my vision getting clearer now that I can barely see?
Is it crazy these nights wishing that you only wanted me?
And I'll be in debt by the time I am 22
And I regret to inform you that I am not that girl you knew

I am not the girl you knew
I am not the girl you knew
I am not the girl you knew
But I'll be the boy you fall into

Is my vision getting clearer now that I can barely see?
I wish to live inside a tiny box with birds and fish, and please
If there's something I could do for you you would not have to plead!
I wish to hollow out your smile if it means dirtying my knees

Dirtying my knees
Dirtying my knees
Dirtying my knees
(No, no, no)

Is my throat so full of shit I have to clear it just to breathe?
Man I hope it's just a phase, think of the life I'd have to lead
Hello, sir! I'll take a girlfriend I can take on dates and tease
And no thank you, but I have no cash for life time warranty

For lifetime warranty
For lifetime warranty
For lifetime warranty
(No, no, no)
(No, no, no no no)

Is my vision getting clearer now that I can barely see?
Is it crazy these nights wishing that you only wanted me?
And I'll be in debt by the time I am 22
And I regret to inform you that I am not that girl you knew

I am not the girl you knew
I am not the girl you knew
I am not the girl you knew
But I'd be the boy you fall into
The boy you'd fall into
The boy you fall into
I can be the boy you fall into

Is my vision getting clearer now that I can barely see?
I wish to live inside a tiny box with birds and fish, and please
If there's something I could do for you you would not have to plead!
I wish to hollow out your smile if it means dirtying my knees

Dirtying my knees
Dirtying my knees
Dirtying my knees
(No, no, no)

Is my throat so full of shit I have to clear it just to breathe?
Man I hope it's just a phase, think of the life I'd have to lead
Hello, sir! I'll take a girlfriend I can take on dates and tease
And no thank you, but I have no cash for life time warranty

For lifetime warranty
For lifetime warranty
For lifetime warranty
(No, no, no)

Is my vision getting clearer now that I can barely see?
Is it crazy these nights wishing that you only wanted me?
And I'll be in debt by the time I am 22
And I regret to inform you that I am not that girl you knew

I am not the girl you knew
I am not the girl you knew
I am not the girl you knew (No, no, no, no)

life time warranty (cover)

i got some money
and i got a nice
i got a woman
yeah i got a lot of things

i got fine children
yeah im living the dream

way back in the day
i was a different kind of man
telling lies, drinking pints
trying to hide who i am

that time i found love
but i mourned the things id have
if i just continued on the regular path
so i took that love and i through it away

i cant look my daughter in her beautiful
and tell her it'd be better if she never had life
so instead i stay quiet
yeah im living the dream

Closet Song (Living The Dream) (Demo)

if i cut myself would you care at all
if i wasnt well would you see at all

i cannot see my life being happy
i cannot feel when you try to touch me
i just pull away

i really wish that my brain could love you
is seems catching up to my soul is a real challenge

i cannot see my life being happy
i cannot feel when you try to touch me
i just pull away

did you see that new movie
that came out last year?
it was bad but i wish i could have watched it with you
but i didnt then
and i wouldnt then
my eternal youth
is a cursed thing
because despite my love
and despite the things
that i like to draw
that you seem to like
my love for you
just cant be right

Happy Life (Demo)

A Perfect Wife

Demo of "I'm a Mess", a track on an upcoming release. Originally recorded on 5/14/2023

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I'm a Mess

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FlowKi ist der musikalische Chronist der 90er-Kids und Digital Natives. Mit satirischen Beats und nostalgischen Texten bringt er die Erinnerungen an Tamagotchis, Anime-Nachmittage und die chaotischen Seiten der digitalen Welt zurück. Folge mir in eine Welt aus Retro und Reality, wo Humor und Nostalgie sich treffen – willkommen im Flow!

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I am a guy from Sunderland town
My hair is curly but I gel it down
My clothes are black but my bread is brown
I'm really into early Motown

New tracks tagged #folk punk