LYRICS

D.B. Cooper:
I’ve got a verse here, so for my opening
I request a cigarette, as I’m about to smoke this kid
You’ve got windows making your crew all head to depression
I’ve got Bond-style escape plans; 00-727
D.B. Cooper, I drop bombs a plenty 
against T.V. bloopers, average emcees
This washup would fit with the rest of my bundles of dollars
Know that I go for the throat, remind you of your father?

Dead Bart:
Were you trying to impress me? You should know I’m good at breakthroughs
I’m jumpin’ on this beat like it was your escape route
This dude couldn’t even see the better choice for a main ‘chute
So I’ll be eating up this track like “what’s the deal with airplane food?”
I left Matt Groening crying when he read up on my story
You left the plane when the flight got a little too boring
And I thought I was the sitcom, but when I look at this loser
He looks less like Dan and more like Sheldon Cooper
Facin’ off with Dead Bart, now your heartbeat might stop
This sketch’s sketchy headshot went up for a high cost
But your body’s most likely outlined with white chalk
Now FOX’s best son’s stealing Zodiac Earhart’s time slot
You hit the runway and still, no one knows what your name is
I hit the runway and my face instantly became famous
Even with a rainstorm, I still got colder bars in this fight
So take your leave and take a leap into the dark of the night

D.B. Cooper:
I thought the Simpsons’ could drop bars, but it’s clear you can’t battle me
When your rapping’s more barebones than your family
And you wrote down all the tropes you decided to ride on
Then turned the creepypasta genre to the Squidward Suicide Squad
Keep this bank noted as I’m crushing this duel
Even my blank motive has more substance than you
Leave the tank loaded and get the show on the road
And when I’m flowing, know that I’m holding a grudge in this feud
The Nightmare at 20,000 Feet, towering over your treehouse
Thinking this D.B. beef is gonna leave me beat? How?
I’m hijacking this win, as you’re left shaking and crying 
Leaving you like my legacy - radio silent

Dead Bart:
Traveling on Northwest, yet your plan still went south
Go eat my shorts, man, open the stairwell and step out
And make like your exit and drop this fight
Chalk your loss up as another prediction we’ve gotten right

CREDITS 

Swizkii as D.B. Cooper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs4l43CoLWyUMdaWq9S_SKA
Shimario as Dead Bart
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQ

Written by Rabi
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal
Beat by Insanebeatz
Dead Bart art by 01Tyler10
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrIDPJLlnUFILYuS72fIc1g
Thumbnail by Rabi

D.B. Cooper vs. Dead Bart - Rap Battle

Recorded December 2024

Prod by KaalaH

gilg

I’M IN THE ASIAN CONTINEEEEEEEENT

I heard you got a long tail/tale
Imma grab and rip the spine attached if you gon bail
Talk smack but under the cover, you would rather run and flee from your crew
Yapping with no action, funnily your book is too

Yeah, I made this wannabe, ‘son’ is true
I was king first, you just Monkey See Monkey Do
But I guess that goes a bit of both ways, huh?
When you’re - BOW BOW BOW BOW - hit with the laser

But nah, I’m more of an axe thrower so if you stand closer
Taoist poem shit, splitting headache that make ya scalp sore
And that’s for damn sure if you’re disrespectful
You should be used to messed up temples

You ain’t even contendin
The Great Sage smoking great sage if you thinking that you’re equal to heaven
What I meant is, I’m saving the land from you, Sun
You know you can’t escape from these hands, like Buddha

sun

Woah there fella…
You’re a broken record, your own story’s split up
You’re a broken record how I do so much better- wait
I’M the broken record. I keep fighting tyrants, you’re not even worth the effort 

I wonder, is this guy the perfect ruler?
He sure does measure in height, but shortens futures
I fuck up festive nights, ain’t first to do it
You took em wedding brides, inserted grooming

Like, homie damn, I’m sporting the golden band
So it hurts thinking how you waste gold and bands
All for a statue honouring a fallen friend
He’s clay molded! Just use his corpse instead!

gil

Then I’ll take this stone monkey, be a stand-in or be shattered
I’ll honour Enkidu by teaching this beast manners
You’re ignorant to what pains your people
You see no, speak no, hear no evil

Grow up and get with the times, it’s not something you’d know of
You’ve been under a rock, Iraq’s what I’d rule over
From eating pills to scribbling on a page
Of course you’re immortal, this kid never had to age

sun + clones

Oh yeah? So Gramps couldn’t bear it like I did
For you, that’d mean, uh… forever-life crisis
But kick my ass? I’ll kick ya ten times back
Ask the clones, monkey’s known to throw shit like that (shit like that)

YO HOLD IT DOWN! Like what you told your pal
Before you found it cursed him to choke on bile
Recounting your old story’s wild.
How’d he really croak and die?
A load of bull is why

I’ll impart to you my wisdom and secrets
When I help you turn into a shit ton of pieces
They’ll find him fractured like the first time that they found his tragedy:
Evidence of a crowd of animals and catastrophe!


the last battle of my anti slump era and also the last battle of this little event thing. ive had gilgamesh vs sun wukong as an idea for a while, but never got to making it just because i had to think ahead when making battles and finding a middle eastern va was a whole thing i didnt want to deal with, which is fair enough i think. when i got the idea to write this as an anti slump battle, i got excited cause i love mythology and folklore and literature and shit, and i really wanted to implement more stuff i learned from battle rap not only writing-philosophy-wise but fun-reference-wise.

on that note, i based gil’s writing on not only diz’s aggressive story writing but sorta real sikh’s writing style too since ive recently become a big fan of sikh and his style. i based sun off of battlers like rone and pat stay, specifically their “rapping” style where they just have fun w rhymes and flow and vibe w it. i previously tried to apply battle rap style to my peacock battle, and i think this one is a good evolution of that.

i think this battle couldve easily had third verses since theres a lot of shit i didnt touch on both sides, but the beat doesnt rlly fit a longer length, and making long ambitious battles isn't really the goal for anti slump battles. i just wanted to write some fun shit to hone my writing without worrying about the stress of making serious stuff, and that mindset made the process much more enjoyable for me.

Gilgamesh VS Sun Wukong - 12 Bars of Dissmas

Clarence the Duck as Mr. Frog
TheToppo as Red Guy

Beat by composition x

Mixed by Box
Graphic Design by Box

Illustrated and Written by Teimunity

(SCRAPPED BATTLE) Red Guy vs. Mr. Frog

Jack Horner • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

Huh, when I heard the news, I thought they weren’t serious 
A whiny self entitled brat is the one that I’m dealing with?
Welp, doesn’t matter, you’ll be coping soon!
An object treating others like their objects will be perfect for my trophy room!

Honestly, kid, we aren’t so different, truth be told
Neglectful parents and CLEARLY the best ones on the show
And I do feel bad you had to go through that misgendering 
I don’t see why they’d censored when there’s nothing there for censoring!

(JACK!) What? I’ve been a menace! (HA!) What took so long, BITCH?! 
Boss (uh) Timing (Uh) I’ve been (UH) ON! (YUH)
I’m always coming better dressed, my reign of fits won’t stop
Don’t need your crocodile tears, with all this DRIP, I’VE, GOT!

(HA-HA!) I’M COOKING! And the pies aren’t even ready
Only times you’ve ever eat is when you chug roaches or jelly *retch?!*
*BARRFFF* Oughyeesh, can someone come and bag her awful face?
…Right, and the vomit too! Both of which are toxic waste! (AHAHAHA!)

Heather • Verse 1: (12 Bars)

(Ugh) You’re disgusting, but if you want to talk hard
I’m ready to annihilate the totem pole of Farquaad’s
I had to deal with nerds and geeks like you for fifty seasons
You’re weaker than Leshawna, I think I can take your beatings!

What’s with the slop you and your minions have been advertising? (EW.)
You somehow made it look like Chef’s food is more appetizing (Right)
I think I’ll pass, go stick your thumb in your-ACTUALLY!
He’s only making pies as he’s more lifeless than his factories!

I- Zip it, Beth (aww..) I thought I told you that I spit the best
I just thought you’d want his wig, it compliments your balding- AHHH!
(Ugh) She’s a troll…at least she can keep that secret
But what else is new? Another pussy left you beaten

Jack Horner • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

Now hold it, sis! (OOH!) I don’t know why you claim you’re even strong (YEAH!)
I beat the little bears, you got belittled by a blonde 
You let her talk down on you, but you’ll fight with Leshawna fine?
The only “drama” here is the island filled up with stereotypes

You aren’t fit for the role of villain, you amateur!
The insults you’ve batted at me are duller than Excalibur
At least I’m not as bad as Chris or the things that he thought up
The only prize he ever left you keep was “Total Trauma!” (OH YEAAAAAH!)

Heather • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

“Not as bad as Chris” Um, hello? Are you INSANE?!
You treat everyone around you like their pawns in some sick game that you created
Don’t you get why the both of you are so hated?
You can’t get your head out of the cloud because your ego’s so inflated!!!

I’m a queen! You’re beneath me! (CRAWL!)
I hope it shows that you drop dead when you look in that crystal ball
You’re an annoying selfish crybaby, go die in a ditch!
Now everybody knows that Jack is a B I T C- *poof!*

Well, that was weird.

(SCRAPPED DEMO) Jack Horner vs. Heather

prod by JEFFJENKEM

ghost

Do you like scary movies? I don’t like yours:
The overglorified torture porn
Even with so much gore, your film ain’t rough enough.
Heh… pretty funny, huh?
Once I cut out the blood and guts, I’ll bring it up to snuff

I’m horrorcore: do it like I’m Voorhees or the Torrance sort, 
So expect a kid to get his torso torn
Vocal chords screaming “mommy!” as I’m growing close
Home Alone? Well, you don’t know for sure

But I’ll get a little festive with it when I visit
Hear doorbell’s a-ringing, now Kev’s a Christmas spirit 
No answer? Then I’ll enter like my knife does
Grab the handle, twist it, and leave the inside sliced up- OW FUCK (*hot doorknob*)

kev

BOZO! My traps’ll ward you off!
I set them all up while you monologued and waffled on
Your victims get away? Take advice from their escapes
If you’re having trouble with the door, try the stairway! (*hit with paint can*) 

HAH, you fell again!
Since you slip a lot, I’ve prevented it (*steps on nail*) 
‘Cause I’m sharp and a step ahead!
If you like stalking on women then 
I know another creepy crawly you can befriend! (*spider attack!!*)

Ghostface, you should be honoured and proud
You’ll finally get put in the papers when your body gets found
Because you'll live up to your name if you don’t walk yourself out
Once you trip on one more thing, you’ll end up haunting this house

ghost

I’ll show Kidzbop Kramer a real rip off
They’ll struggle putting you together if you’re craving to be Jigsaw
You’re soulless like his puppet as well! You’re an expert!
You’ll get wheeled out, too! On a STRETCHER

kev

Stretch is right! The ghost’s franchise is dead!
If Scream gets too long, it’s a pain in the neck
Good thing you mask it up with voice changing effects
When you’re stabbed, you’d yell like me in every chase scene you’re in

ghost

In this verse, one more Ghostface assists me with this
But I heard there was more of your flicks, and I’m pissed
Cause like my accomplices, a second’s expected
But not the third, or the fourth, or the fifth, or the sixth

(*multiple ghostfaces appear and chase kevin*)

Fuck a second me, I brang a never-ending me crusade
Meant to beat and maim Dennis the Mentally Deranged
Wanna bash our voice? You should take a tip
For when you made the scripts of all your later films and fuckin’ change the pitch!

So which one of us will get the kill now?
It’s a free for all, like you’re Kevin MacLeod
We’ll tear your throat out if you’re yelling so loud
It’ll be a Silent Night once you’re dead in the ground!

(*they got majorly juked by kevin, they stab a decoy*)

Wait, it’s just a cutout on a shitty old broom!

kev

(*kevins at the top of some building pelting them with bricks*)

I’m awful surprised you got the wrong guy
It’s your signature move
Cause all your narratives share a template
Wanna be bricks in the wall? Oh ho, you’ll get bricks!

Always partnered up, and it baffles me
Only for stabbing sprees, never romantically
You wanna gut ‘em because you’re gutted they’ve had enough talk
But you’re just hung up on the fact you get hung up on

(*one ghostface runs away from kevin’s brick assault into the city streets*

You haunt your daughter far from where you started off
You got Lost in New York after you lost the plot
Because her mind is a mess
But when you’re dead, she’ll be like how you’ll get this violent dent: 

Old Man Marley:

Right in the head

(*old man w the shovel oneshots ghostface*)


hi! welcome back to a new different version of rosenthal battles where i sort of just dont give a shit about anything past the demo stage because i cba!

i actually started writing this after christmas 2024 and had both first verses done before i went MIA, but during my break i eventually chiseled this down til i got where it is today, and im happy w how it turned out.

it was also very fun to write kevins 1st, with all the trap shit. i didnt know how to convey that kind of physical comedy purely through an audio format so i hoped the sound effects work haha

Ghostface VS Kevin McCallister - Scrapped Battles of Whatever

TheToppo as Little Beak and Little Penguin Lost
Mixed and cover art by Cidisswo
Beat by Insanebeatz

Special Thanks:
WhozPhantom
Euphoric Brothers
Nintendo

[little beak verse 1]
The Garten’s done sweeping up the Dandy’s World fuckers
Now they want me to fight a penguin with a vacant mother
Fuck it, I can take care of you quick like i was Mario
Go ahead and jump, fatty, it’ll be some nice cardio (FATASS!)

You kept coming back in Mario Party
But no one invited your ass, you’re even spectating their Karting
You charge at everybody in Mario Party 8
But in the movie, your kingdom got fucked up by Bowser’s army

Sure, I’m often talked down upon because of my game’s design
But I’ve never seen a single thing as scary as your Lego’s eyes
Waddle down to Dire Dire Docks, I’ll catch your dumbass drowning
Then I’ll drop your dead body down into the fucking mountains, bitch!

[little penguin lost verse 1]
You shoulda just went on to fight Toodles
Cause I’m ‘bout to turn the dial up as much as your pupils
And your forehead’s so big, I thought I was fighting a lightbulb
But you’re not the brightest, your eyes are more like black holes 

I gotta ask, what the fuck is your problem?
You had like 5 different siblings ‘till your foster mother dropped them
And if I was in your situation, I’d be terrified
If my actual mother was snacking down on her child (Ew!)

You’re talkin’ ‘bout me being dropped off a cliff
But it’s not nearly as bad as what Bouncelia did
She knocked you into a barrel of GV
So maybe you should hop back into it if you’re trying to beat me 

[little beak verse 2]
I see your brethren in Sparks of Hope
But I can tell you don’t have any with how hard you choked
Waddle away, Happy Feet, go back to your careless mom
I bet she’d rather have your lookalike and straight up have you gone

[little penguin lost verse 2]
You got mutated and you won a fight against a dinosaur
But you got crushed between an iron door and now you’re kinda sore
You ran cause you can’t fly in this form and after that
Your poor mom was naughtified to the core, can’t reincarnate her back.

Little Beak vs Little Penguin Lost - Rap Battle

hi

Beat produced by Surce
Mixed by Dr. Dee
Written by Worms

ColeTheCole as Bigfoot
Dr. Dee as Luigi

Lyrics:

Bigfoot:
You'll find, in my countryside, nothing that you were coached for
So run and hide from this fucking icon of gaming folklore 
Crept ‘round the code since 04, they cut you out day zero
Couldn't even take second place when your brother's still the hero?
Leaving hunters screaming crazy when stepped up to seek and maim me
I'll prove stereotypes right when I eat up this weakling baby
But maybe you'd fit my diet, this fruit just shoots and blows up?
Eternal star’s fried, gassed up then died, supernova
Don't throw a clue in the direction of a load of stupid youths that are all betting 
That you'll show up, new; so duped then get all petty when they do it all over again for Waluigi
And I'm feeling greedy, take that bounty on your head and
You don't gotta haul your vacuum to come suck on this legend 
When ya step into my damn den, you better hit up all your pen pals
To write a reply letter on how Luigi's fucking dead now

Luigi:
It's pareidolic, kid, if you see plays where you're winning this
When my plaques text is clearer than your countless glitching clips
Perhaps you should get CJ to relay ya some steep pay 
Just to rank up enough gold to summon this king (aye!)
I get introversion, but it likely got in the way
When your whole species decayed cuz you couldn't quickly get laid
I'm not entertained, and while I'm used to savin’ strays in paintings 
Can't say if jpegs in Photoshop equate to the same thing 
So call up Leatherface to mask the shame of coming second place
To a better gaming fable on the net and it's
Quite insane the only footprint you left in your game
Was a runaway furry fetishist 
You're tripping Peyotes if you think that you're beating me, Beast 
Dropping bombs like I was removed from GTA 3
But I don't need to blast a bus of your believers ,
To see in your debug you're completely a cheat!
So id stay back in your cabin if we wanna talk leaks; you're delisted while they breached to spot me
No chance on a plan on restarting his populace, devs tossed this freak long before his Hot Coffee 
Ain't got me feeling shaken by the edges of your polygons
I've been left more quaking by hulking apes from even Donkey Kong

Bigfoot:
Hang yourself in my shadow cuz everybody's forgetting ya
No wonder you were cut out because they ran out of memory
It's a goose chase of racing endless laps around your statue
A coin flip in your fountain ain't a wish big enough to add you
Like with Wario, they begged for; now you're obscured by his apparitions
Wide and far they stretched truths for a glimpse of hope you weren't omitted 
This shit isn't Double Dash, your L ain't capped on backwards 
Smoking your ass like Backwoods in the depths of my back woods

Luigi:
Nobody's impressed by those lines or your tears 
You weren't even the focus when you finally appeared 
Call me Dr. Luigi, how I'm curing this mass hysteria
Keep you hiding on Chiliad, no more sightings are flaring up (hahahaha)

Bigfoot In San Andreas vs. L Is Real 2401 - Rap Battle #1

WARNING: This battle contains substance reference, as well as strong profanity. Listen at your own risk.

Welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today, two ADHD vs Autism mentalities clash, with the rapper famous for the Wednesday saga of albums, Chris Webby, against… The Autism Creature? Look I couldn’t think of anything better, I had another TBH matchup but it just didn’t feel right. Uhhh, who will win? Will Christian come out as the highest in the room (that’s his song right)? Will TBH wow the audience? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Zander as Chris Webby (audio)
Ego as Chris Webby (video)

Kurobane Azia as TBH

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Clinstrumentals
Mixed by jort
Art by Evrywunzf8vrit
Cover-art by JotaSeis
Special thanks to PotFork

Alright, I think that’s it; stay tuned for the next installment of MC Fawful Rap Battles!

Chris Webby vs The Autism Creature - Rap Battle!

Man Ray:
It’s Man Ray, best villain in the business
Keep raps great for the thrill of a quick diss
Can’t catch a mouse, ooh, that’s really tellin’
Threats are ‘bout as empty as under my helmet 

Well then, my victory’s non-negotiable
Keep the flow ready like a Gyarados or Wartortle
On blast against, weapons or Pokemon, the same game 
Leave James like Wobbuffet, can only say his name

Take my Ray Gun and blast through you
Mermaid Man’s retired so, I choose you!
Blasting off again! It’s the same with you misfits
Make like a Game Freak employee, and quit this

Team Rocket:
Prepare for trouble.. Make it double..
Cuz we’re gonna pop off like The Dirty Bubble!
All you E.V.I.L members are so utterly lame
We could catch you, but Boss would tell us “try again!”

Meowth, that’s right! You’re not even worth the fight!
But we’ll use you as practice to make catches multiply!
It’s too easy, aren’t there any better?
You’re right, to beat you all we’d need is a feather!

You’re not a villain! You’re merely an annoyance 
A sponge has a better chance to destroy us!
You’re little group E.V.I.L? That’s ours to take!
You’re such a goody two shoes you can’t even rob a bank!

Man Ray:
Like in all your other fights, you’ve missed
Try throwing better blows, that’s Red Mist
All your outfits are a sight for sore eyes
Instead of delivering lines, try a different disguise 

I’ll beat you cuz I don’t like Team Rocket
I stomp on foes like a box full of wallets 
Stop it, you better quit wasting my time
Or prepare yourself to die, cuz the victory is mine!

Team Rocket:
We always get back up after blasting off!
You can’t get back up after tartar sauce!
You can’t be a villain! You’re weaker than Wobbuffet!
(Wobbuffet!) Hey, that’s a compliment!

Stop fighting you two! Yeah, stick to the plan!
Cause we’ll finally win after this attack!
We’ll admit you did well, but you’re still not a winner
Your verses were like Bulbasaur - perfect for beginners!

CAST:
TheMonarchy as Man Ray

Vanes as Jesse
Clarence the Duck as James
MetaStarVA as Meowth

TheToppo as Babytron

CREW:
Written by Elizalkin
Prod. George Johnson
Mixed by Kaewoo
Special Thanks to Powerofdan, M&Mattie, and JustGamer

Man Ray vs. Team Rocket - Rap Battle!

Welcome back everyone today we have a battle between two masters of disaster and chaos , on the left corner we have the looniest tune the talk of the town lately in animation communities, Acme’s number one client and on the right corner, you’ve seen him and you’ve followed his orders , he’s always there ready for road-trips and always willing to signal the warnings, that’s right it’s Caution Guy , who will win stick around to find out 

- the Thinker 

CAST: 
ego as Wile E. Coyote 
GreenOwl as Caution Guy 

CREW: 
Written by WeThink 
Art by EatMoPizza & Trav Shark 
CoverArt by WHOZPHANTOM 
Mixed by Zagranis 
Special thanks to : Theme Park Avenue 

Lyrics:

*Bomb will explode in 3…2…1* 


Wil E Coyote 
Huh…it didn’t explode, sigh, what a waste 
But this will certainly blow up in your face 
I’ve seen you around never took you for a rapper 
Take it one step further, never took you for a character 

Always preaching the rules this stickman is a stickler 
Funny how even myself is better at painting a picture 
And believe me you don’t wanna draw gainst a toon 
And if I let you touch the track I bet it’ll go KABOOM!

Caution Guy: 
On every road across the globe, I uphold a noble purpose 
While the only law your validate, is if we talking Murphy’s 
Spend half a century trying to hunt with no improvement 
Why eat the bird when you have so much beef with Newton (huh) 

Phone it with ACME. They’ve put you thru ringer 
You could meet your maker. He’d give you the finger 
And you got the movie greenlit? That is impressive now 
All you had to do was become the mascot of a  Twitter crowd 

Wile E Coyote: 
Preaching your importance man, ain’t really a smart move 
As the only place you actually matter is the bathroom 
C’mon wiseguy even I find a better use for signs (Aight) 
You’re cat-like but this pussy has more than nine lives 

And what is the deal with those lines you shoe in 
Yet again you’re the perfect example of what not to do , kid 
On the track I’m fast and furry-ous better wear your safety belt 
But much like it’s custom, you just can’t save yourself 

Caution Guy: 
Whatever man, I don’t believe what you’re imposing 
Cuz I was the Fall Guy way before Ryan Gosling 
While you’re the mutt , the butt of every joke (ouch) 
Shocked when I hand you the mic it doesn’t fucking explode 

This is just another time you fall flat dude 
Sad that your claim to fame was chasing fast food 
Jones’s legacy’s been Chucked now you’re a falling hazard 
Caution: (that’s all folks) Dead end ahead for this jackass

Wile E. Coyote vs Caution Guy ft. ego & iGreenOwl

Bojack Horseman vs. Black Mirror - 1RAPBATTLE!

Prod. Poeticsid 

Forgottenson as Black Mirror

Leo Barqui as Bojack

Mixed by Jort

Cover Art by Tompuffs

Written by King Ducky

Black Mirror:
Here's a problem you can't bottle up or drink away
Cheers to being the most washed-up has-been in LA
You pull the victim card when you're after refuge
But what else is an actor to do? 

You're hurting? No, really you're just yearning for pity 
So you can keep blurting shitty words with no burden to believe 
Beatrice danced around your problems then her legs got old
You left her alone in a nursing home as her mind broke
Like mother, like daughter, as father like son too
He was not there for you, now you're not there for you! 

Drug-induced trips have you senseless yet
You can only get a grip with your hands around your ex’s neck!

He cut off Kazzaz, who fought to make him front of the cast
Now he's on the front of bags with drugs in them and
On holiday, any yacht he hauls away can't stomach his past
All it takes is a Penny for him to Shut Up And Dance

Bojack Horseman:
Ugh, I need to stop having these
Now the mirrors talking back to me, can I catch a break?
I haven't had a day when I can just watch a show
Without being scrutinized for having a cellphone

Okay, I get techs bad, but it's getting old
How does that explain sex in every episode?
If that's what I wanted, I could have got it myself
Not watch an hour-long ted talk about Snapchat filters spawning from hell!

And that runtime
I don't have all day to wait for your stupid punchlines
I'm surprised you didn't diss me at the end of the verse
Not everything needs a twist, you wrung that sponge dry

We’re horsing around now, you know that’s, Bojack
I win big, hypocrites aren’t allowed at my shindigs
Fifteen million episodes bitching about media and how it’s a death wish
Then signing a deal to fucking Netflix

Black Mirror:
Time's arrow doesn’t stop when youre in a planetarium 
So next time stop trying save face and save lives
You know there’s a next time, there has to be something new to help my name… after all

Bojack Horseman:
I’m talking to myself…
Fuck

Bojack Horseman vs. Black Mirror - 1RAPBATTLE [ft. Forgottenson & Leo Barqui]

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