Friday Night Funkin Faker but sung by Boyfriend and Gametoons Player

All Credit Goes To: (Blantados) on YouTube
Title kept the same, no changes to it
Cover: (GameBanana) on Google
Uploader: Me :/

Friday Night Funkin': FNF Lullaby - Monochrome (Recovered Mix / RecMix / Remix)

Watch the video for this battle! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Bw7jQY_WA 

April Fools! Welcome back to another installment of Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a battle between two forest dwellers with VERY subtle similarities. We have the Original Starwalker, the goofy easter egg hidden in the Card Kingdom's forest of Deltarune, and the Navajo Skinwalker, the folktale witch doctors of the Navajo culture. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Fightmarker as the Navajo Skinwalker
Rabi as the Original Starwalker

Written by: Shimario, Rabi and Snakebite126
Beat Produced by: Barrie Gledden, Kes Loy, and Jason Leggett
Mixed by: Serena
Art by: BMB and Valonide
Directed by: Shimario 
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Special Thanks to JustGamer and Eddiefrb

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ivTCxWwD4_tPc6JsgTI09Hs71qB8fmqB8l4662xLkGQ/edit?usp=sharing

Thanks for listening! See you next time whenever this series bites back.

The Original Starwalker vs The Skinwalker - Rap Battle!

Matt Raichous as Scooby-Doo
Clever Chaos as Garfield
Mixed by Near
Beat: Curtains by Dansonn
Written by EatMoPizza and Matt Raichous
Art by EatMoPizza

Lyrics:

I knew I’d have to deal with some creepy freak again
But I see you’re no ghost; you’re not dead, just deadpan
You act so lifeless in every one of your strips
I’d be more frightened by your creepypastas than your quips

Sleuthin’s top dog ’gainst the top lasagna hog 
Not a proper icon, just a bulbous-eyed con
Memes and merchandise are the only things keeping you known
Clinging to your relevance like a plushie in the window

Should have sent Odie instead to get a fairer bout
Even I’d lose my appetite when selling out to Paramount
You’ve got no appeal with the newer generations
While I’m known across the nation as CN’s spooky sensation


This ain’t a hydrant, so quit taking the piss
You’re not solving mysteries, you’re playing coppers with some kids
So don’t drag this onto my street, I’ve got the shots to end ya
Though I’d say you dodged a bullet getting dropped off at Velma

Listen, I’ve lead a lengthy legacy of lethargy
but even speeding on all fours you won’t get a leg up on me
When you tend to flee, screaming at each feeble phony freak
Chop you into five puppies, you’re running like Air Buddies
 
While I’ve been livin’ large since I hit papers the seventies
Get more laughs in my sleep than you running on ABC
Clueless mutt, ya really think you’re ranking up there with the greats?
Looks like the weak’s about to start again; I hate this Mun-Dane


With each new iteration, you fail to appeal
This fat cat stacks cash like our monsters are real
With your creepy CG incomplete, we’re learning it’s true
That every single new creator is just as lazy as you


Like Nicky Flowers in a battle, ‘cause I’m ranking at the highest
While you’re stuck pushing up daisies, disappear like Garfield Minus
‘Cause this tabby’s stuck in tabloids, I’m a prime time pup
Sitting in your recliner’s the only time you get a leg up

On the air for half a century, catching criminals with ease
Grabbing greedy grimalkins with speed Garfield’s never seen
While the only thing this glutton’s ever caught’s a couple Z’s
But tonight you’ll get some exercise running away from me


HB barely bears a name this day and age
Talking down about my shows like your reboot’s all the rage?
I’ll bash your straight to DVDs straight back to VHS
You hold onto relevance ‘bout as well as you do your girlfriends


It’s been decades since a single viewer called you groovy
Warner finds you so taxing that they’d write off a finished movie
But didja think that flick would top the box office at Christmas?
Please, a single Sunday paper would have been a bigger hit

Even spiders bother me less than to hear you spitting
This “timeless” classic’s dated, left wondering “Who’s S-s-scared?”
But I can answer what they’ve been asking since the beginning
“Scooby Doo, Where Are You?” To be true, no one cares.

Scooby-Doo vs Garfield - Verses Mode (ft. Matt Raichous and Clever Chaos)

The Joker : Quizzique 
Sideshow Bob : Titanium1208

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod. : Anywaywell
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Sideshow Bob :
Oh? What's this? Akrham's insane clown without the posse to abuse?
Just... a heretic. He should stay there if he thinks he'll fit my shoes
'Cuz if you're looking to face off, I'll happily indulge
Mark this twice you’ve traded self respect with skulls
You’ll never run a track with me, democratic scum
Couldn’t handle the truth if he'd knew where he came from
A circus act, losin’ to a bat
Fell into a vat, and well... That’s that!
A performance I’d die for, a truth I’ll tell
Ledger heard the request and got sent to hell

The Joker :
That’s funny! I've sworn you tried gassing me up
But this time, you'll be the one that's gonna get mugged 
You and Harley would get along, playing second fiddle
To the Clown Prince of Crime! I'll sign your blood in my initials
God you're so tone deaf, that singing pours my ears
And killing that brat took how many years?!
Now that's a punchline I'd actually laugh at
But you were shot out of that canon, what a mishap!
I'm aware of how I fell off, but unlike you
I wouldn't be caught dead swimming in that gene pool
Your job's out of the window but here's the funniest bit
YOU. ARE. BRITISH! (Ha!)

Sideshow Bob :
Ughh.. It's such a pity
That much like your teeth, you can't stop jittering
Debted the IRS from all the fraud you're committing 
Call me that little flower, acid's all I'm spitting
Might as well be Puddin' with how much you're getting roasted
Bars drop, you'll be Red Hood again and end up exploded
Sad you got no hospital to cover for that sickness
You'll disappear from Gotham's sight, just like your pencil, bitch
I'd say you don't know Jack about being outshined
But if you're akin to Cecil, you'll prove me right
Next time you talk about scars, tell ‘em I gave you those
Ironic, the Emperor just became a Sideshow

The Joker :
Why so serious, Bob? Did I hurt your ego that bad?
You'll go up in smoke! Worse than a cigarette can
Pull my finger, Bob, I promise it won't hurt
Can't stab you much more than your wife and twerp
Matter of fact.. How about I show you a magic trick?
It'll bring the curtain down and you'll drop like your parents did!

The Joker vs Sideshow Bob - Rap Battle! (ft. Quizzique and Titanium1208)

Recorded December 2024

Prod by KaalaH

gilg

I’M IN THE ASIAN CONTINEEEEEEEENT

I heard you got a long tail/tale
Imma grab and rip the spine attached if you gon bail
Talk smack but under the cover, you would rather run and flee from your crew
Yapping with no action, funnily your book is too

Yeah, I made this wannabe, ‘son’ is true
I was king first, you just Monkey See Monkey Do
But I guess that goes a bit of both ways, huh?
When you’re - BOW BOW BOW BOW - hit with the laser

But nah, I’m more of an axe thrower so if you stand closer
Taoist poem shit, splitting headache that make ya scalp sore
And that’s for damn sure if you’re disrespectful
You should be used to messed up temples

You ain’t even contendin
The Great Sage smoking great sage if you thinking that you’re equal to heaven
What I meant is, I’m saving the land from you, Sun
You know you can’t escape from these hands, like Buddha

sun

Woah there fella…
You’re a broken record, your own story’s split up
You’re a broken record how I do so much better- wait
I’M the broken record. I keep fighting tyrants, you’re not even worth the effort 

I wonder, is this guy the perfect ruler?
He sure does measure in height, but shortens futures
I fuck up festive nights, ain’t first to do it
You took em wedding brides, inserted grooming

Like, homie damn, I’m sporting the golden band
So it hurts thinking how you waste gold and bands
All for a statue honouring a fallen friend
He’s clay molded! Just use his corpse instead!

gil

Then I’ll take this stone monkey, be a stand-in or be shattered
I’ll honour Enkidu by teaching this beast manners
You’re ignorant to what pains your people
You see no, speak no, hear no evil

Grow up and get with the times, it’s not something you’d know of
You’ve been under a rock, Iraq’s what I’d rule over
From eating pills to scribbling on a page
Of course you’re immortal, this kid never had to age

sun + clones

Oh yeah? So Gramps couldn’t bear it like I did
For you, that’d mean, uh… forever-life crisis
But kick my ass? I’ll kick ya ten times back
Ask the clones, monkey’s known to throw shit like that (shit like that)

YO HOLD IT DOWN! Like what you told your pal
Before you found it cursed him to choke on bile
Recounting your old story’s wild.
How’d he really croak and die?
A load of bull is why

I’ll impart to you my wisdom and secrets
When I help you turn into a shit ton of pieces
They’ll find him fractured like the first time that they found his tragedy:
Evidence of a crowd of animals and catastrophe!


the last battle of my anti slump era and also the last battle of this little event thing. ive had gilgamesh vs sun wukong as an idea for a while, but never got to making it just because i had to think ahead when making battles and finding a middle eastern va was a whole thing i didnt want to deal with, which is fair enough i think. when i got the idea to write this as an anti slump battle, i got excited cause i love mythology and folklore and literature and shit, and i really wanted to implement more stuff i learned from battle rap not only writing-philosophy-wise but fun-reference-wise.

on that note, i based gil’s writing on not only diz’s aggressive story writing but sorta real sikh’s writing style too since ive recently become a big fan of sikh and his style. i based sun off of battlers like rone and pat stay, specifically their “rapping” style where they just have fun w rhymes and flow and vibe w it. i previously tried to apply battle rap style to my peacock battle, and i think this one is a good evolution of that.

i think this battle couldve easily had third verses since theres a lot of shit i didnt touch on both sides, but the beat doesnt rlly fit a longer length, and making long ambitious battles isn't really the goal for anti slump battles. i just wanted to write some fun shit to hone my writing without worrying about the stress of making serious stuff, and that mindset made the process much more enjoyable for me.

Gilgamesh VS Sun Wukong - 12 Bars of Dissmas

so um i don’t like pedophiles so

Son • Verse 1: (12 Bars)
I thought I defeated that meanie, Redface
But now all I’ve got are these VHS tapes
I rap like the treats that you begged and left ate
But I don’t like pie so that means I won’t get baked
Going ham on Hamlen’s show that struck gold
Another soul enclosed being tortured?
You haunted dolls are all the same horror
How ‘bout you explore new genres there, Dora?
While your pops was talking over some hotcakes 
You were popped and dropped along with your Aunt Kate
Since stalking toddlers something I can’t take
I’ll collage through your VOD’S and stomp on the last tape

Amanda the Adventurer • Verse 1: (12 Bars)
Hi, I’m Amanda! I had the day planned, but-
I can’t seem to find my brush, I think it ran off!
We were gonna do a little painting of our fantasies
I’m gonna guess that yours is having a stable family!
You had to convince yourself that your father was picture perfect
But he turns into a different person with the liquor slurping
Your dads a funny critter when he goes a different colour!
He turns beet red!… to then go and beat on your mother
Speaking of, she spent less time with you than the law
She kept running out of your life until she fled to the cops
And despite the stench that death could bring, to mommy, you were everything
…I guess she didn’t know that everything rots…

Son (+ Doll) • Verse 2: (8 Bars)
It’s sad to know Amanda will meet a bleak end
That verse was more soft than the coat on your sheep friend
(yawn)…This is hard, and I’d rather be sleeping..
Then rest well, bud, and I’ll take care of the rest
Don’t know why you keep trying, every life has a cost
You put your friend through these puzzles just to uncover your plot
But there’s no changing the frequency when the radios off
So when light fades, we’ll all move on…

Wooly…? (The Entity) • Verse 2: (12 Bars)
Hello? Can you hear me? You need to stop watching
Squaring up is useless when your body’s caught and locked in a closet
Please remove the tapes, char or discard them I’M BEGGING-
(bzzzzzzzzzt……)
You can't stop me from smearing you all along the walls though
Tried to tug my heartstrings, but you played the wrong notes
You think your daddy’s scary when he’s washed from all the tonic he’s slogging?
I’m gonna leave your neck more broken than the bottles he’s tossing!
The kid was left there for a week in a half
It’s pretty clear no one cared you were getting eating by mags
And now your stuck in an loop like both of your parents in prison
…and here I thought you were different…

(SCRAPPED DEMO) Bad Parenting vs. Amanda the Adventurer

Clarence the Duck as Mr. Frog
TheToppo as Red Guy

Beat by composition x

Mixed by Box
Graphic Design by Box

Illustrated and Written by Teimunity

(SCRAPPED BATTLE) Red Guy vs. Mr. Frog

Have you ever thought about capitalism? Yeah, so have I while making the 28th AORB. Today, we have the man who is the mascot for the most popular board game in the world, Mr. Monopoly, going up against Nintendo's earliest creation in the gaming industry, Mr. Game and Watch! Who would roll the dice and land on the correct property to win? Listen and find out!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NBxjDFEDq16pSl9FvofqM-ivitBvUUed8YQ389pLppE/edit?usp=drivesdk

Mr. Monopoly vs Mr. Game and Watch - Acting Out Rap Battles

REVELATION

True Religion

The second account to Teimunity, here you will see demos, early mixes, scrapped beats, etc.

(SCRAPPED BATTLE) Red Guy vs. Mr. Frog

Twomunity