well i fell over drunk and must of bumped my head on something that deffo wasn't soft while was on a drunk Easter walk with my kangawalafox back in the hizzay and woke up in the janitors room of some dodgy hospital. luckily there was a calendar with pictures of big big boobs. im talking at least 12EE fuckers on every page. after half a day looking through the pictures i noticed the date. august 13th 2009. did not know what the fuck was going on. didn't want to be a pain so snuck out the back door of hospital grabbed a taxi to the nearest pub and realized i have no spangled brain memory from anything b4 setting ol kanga on fire that night. so i know what your thinking.. gee wizz that must be hard to adjust too heres a dollar.... well in all honestly its worked out alright. i get to make up new names for my self each day. if i dont know my real name well whats it matter who someone else knows me as. most importantly i had a LOT of money in a trust fund back then and a boobtastic interest gain. living the dream my friend. the only thing i have learnt is the quickest taxi roots to every pub in Perth. life's good. between turkey/beer/vodcore and goon and lord sessions with Samuel WINNING auscore , riding the clover and looking at porn i just don't have enough time to look into the past. heres cheers to the future

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