git your skates on!

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The last several tracks somehow got so long, they've become unmanageable (but I'll get back at them eventually), so here's something short I can fit all my obsessive tweaks in without it taking months.

Vibrafun

remix of "shop" by nicopatty
https://soundcloud.com/nicos-nextbots-ost/shop-nicos-nextbots

abyssbox link
https://tinyurl.com/23qoa7ka

nico's nextbots ost: shop [cira's mix]

BACK AT IT
(Instrumental (used with explicit permission!): https://soundcloud.com/bee-musicin/on-the-come-up)
Album art is by @binaryduplex
LYRICS:

Ill teach you a fuckin lesson
Sit down and take some notes for a second
im about to school you on the fuckin goats for a second
kdot he takes hot shots but also confession
cause words are so addicting when they teach you a lesson

cuz youll never forget it and then youll go get it and never fade
Take a look up to the sky and see the life you made

she call me corn on the cob cuz of the way i pop
country girls make do and i make that ass drop
A new beat with ivy on the motherfuckin phone
Yall aint ever seen a mashup quite like this befo

I am never stoppin i am never losin i am never done
I am never givin up until i see the sun
I am not a person that can be manipulated 
I am not a person that youll ever see indoctrinated

What i am is a prophet
Im a fuckin saint
Im the fuckin leader
Lead the motherfuckin way
To the motherfuckin people who could really use a song
Cause music is a healing that brings all of us along im on a 
New streak a new freak who wants a taste
Of everything they showed me and everything else they faced
exploding on the scene call me a rap terrorist
Better step back, cause i never had a therapist

First Time? (Intro) ft. hogbrainrot

This is a song made exclusively with the 2A03+VRC6 sound chip in mind. This song could theoretically be recreated in a real NES! 

Too Retro

UPRISE APRIL [SLOWED]

Junker's Soul (Wicked Wicked Thing)

Streets of Rage - In The Bar (New Jack Swing Cover)

THE LOG DRUM ZURNA HA

No Sleep (103)

A curious customer goes looking for directions and discovers the premier family-owned grocery (?) store in the city, owned by an aspiring independent musician...
Featuring Impasaurus (voice lines and clarinet)
Done for Round 6 of Beepcord Tourney 7: Merchant!
Beep link: https://pastelink.net/1wbdi5x7

Lyrics:
Hi!
[Um, hello-]
I'm Ball Pucklickler!
[Hey, um, do you know where I can find a Walmart? I-]
Walmart? No, you're not in Walmart. You're in Ballmart!
[...Ballmart?]
Well, you see...
Here at Ballmart, we like to do things just a liiiittle bit differently!
[...differently? Yeah, sure.]
You betcha! I've got this place all stacked up with just the kinds of things you might not want, but there's certainly a use for 'em somewhere!
[...Like what?]
Glad you asked!

We've got new things and old things
Big things and small
Snow shoes for reindeer and paint for your walls
All this and more at your favorite store
Open on weekdays from 7 to 4

So! Whaddaya need?
[Hold up dude, hold up--why is there a jazz trio in here?]
Oh, a lil' music to spice things up never hurt anybody!
We got Tall Pucklickler on drums, Small Pucklickler on piano, and my buddy Tony holdin' up the bass!
I come from a long line of-
[Okay, okay, I don’t have all day here. Do you sell, like, normal stuff?]
Oh, you haven’t been paying attention, have you?

Low-poly sports cars with homicide doors
Pre-rusted nails and bite-sized C4
Chew toys for pet rocks and betta fish, too
Everything’s in stock so there’s certainly something for you

Whoo! Hit it, Ton’!
[It's actually pretty good.]
[Y'know, I don't mind this. That's... yeah.]
[I, I can get down to that.]
[Who the heck's playing that?]
Wait, yeah, who IS playing this?
Y'know, I'm not gonna pay you for this.

The world is your orchid and we have the seeds
Nothing you want but all that you need
Buying from here would make you really smart
'Cause everything’s waiting right here in...
Ballmaaaarttttt

Okay, stop, stop
Whoo-wee!
[Ok, um, do you have any baking soda?]
No

Credits to logancircle2 and Anthousai on Freesound (city ambience and door sounds)

Welcome to Ballmart! (ft. Impasaurus)

DEAD PROJECT

i make music and draw and other things if i'm not doing those two things

UPRISE APRIL [SLOWED]

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