Judgement

Music:
Philip Glass
Sam Spence
The B-52s
Kevin Macleod
Shinedown

Audio:
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid 4
Lords of the Realm II

Judgement (Album)

Trials - Part One.
Season 3
Original Album Art by Andrew Sutliff
Original Logo by Arthur Hickman

0:00 - Intro
1:30 - My Robot Messiah
11:26 - How To Change Your Life
15:14 - Sweet Little Kevin
18:02 - My Robot Messiah: WHO IS ALPHA-RED?
19:42 - The Force is a Brotherhood
21:21 - Force Stories: Life of Brothers
22:26 - Please Give Me Back My Body
24:06 - Something Terribly Offensive
27:52 - My Robot Messiah: QUESTIONABLE ACTIVITIES
29:38 - Walk The Plank
33:03 - You Have To Relax
35:34 - My Robot Messiah: SALE DE SOL (The Sun Rises)
37:38 - Cruisin on my Bike
40:03 - American Odyssey - The Immigrant Song
43:14 - My Robot Messiah: SEVERED CONNECTION

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Music:
Cliff Martinez
Philip Glass
Sam Spence
Metal Gear 2
Proud
John Cage
Rocket: Robot on Wheels

Drums:
Jim Dooley
Commusic

Trials

Trials - Part One

Trials - Part Two

0:00 - Opening (Glass)
2:27 - You Did It (Metal Gear)
4:17 - Moon Prison's Most Famous Inmate (Glass)
5:49 - Whatever It Takes (Spence)
7:29 - HE'S ESCAPED HIS BODY (Martinez)
10:21 - A Very Scary Statue (Spence)
11:47 - No Need For Sleep (Glass)
13:52 - New Sheriff (Spence)
16:32 - BEATDOWN BREAKDOWN (LFO)
18:34 - I Live In A Big Clock Tower (Spence)
20:41 - Fuck The Kids (Spence)
23:37 - OUR LAST CHANCE (Martinez)
24:33 - ALPHA-RTD's Parole Hearing (Martinez)
28:54 - Bang Your Thuddy Drums (Spence)
30:33 - Outro (Glass)

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Album Art by Andrew Sutliff (ohnodinos.tumblr.com)
Original Logo by Arthur Hickman (arthurhickman.com)

Trials - Part Two

This name, it is not a mistake.
Season 4 - Relay
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Rodey The Long Haired Chef

Oh to be a Dundareaton Redripulate.
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Music:
Philip Glass - Forgetting (w/ Linda Ronstadt, Kronos Qt, The Roches)

DUNDARIOUS REDRIPULIN

MC ElectroChrist wants the magic in your soul.
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Lyrics:
Please, just have a seat - here!
So - pleased you could meet - here!
We! Knew you were coming
We, at Club Magic see...

Watch! A flip of a trick - ahh!
You too can have this - powahh
It's built up inside you
you must let it go free...

(speaking part)

Leave life at the door, dear
no one's keeping score here.
Live a life full of magic,
live a life made of dreams...

(speaking part)

We went to Club Magic,
that's when it all happened.
It was always inside us,
ElectroChrist let it go free...

Music:
Sam Spence - The Paris Whistler

Relay

Club Magic

Season 4 - Relay Part One
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album art by Arthur Hickman (arthurhickman.com)

0:00 - That's A Nice Grill (Perturbator - Welcome Back/Perturbator's Theme)
4:16 - The Minute Hour (Cliff Martinez - Only God Forgives)
5:03 - FSPC (Sam Spence - Silent Season of a Hero)
8:09 - Carman (Cliff Martinez - Chang and Sword)
10:31 - Steamy Creamy Crazy (Sam Spence - Tijuana Trip)
11:26 - Rodey The Long Haired Chef
13:58 - Club Magic (Sam Spence - The Paris Whistler)
17:04 - Yes, Mr. Chairman (Sam Spence - The Searcher)
19:22 - Two Scoops (Nightmares on Wax - Night's Interlude)
21:00 - It's A Baby Boy (Sam Spence - Quest for a Silver Trophy)
23:45 - Come Here Kid (Sam Spence - Quest for a Silver Trophy)
27:01 - DUNDARIOUS REDRIPULIN (Philip Glass - Forgetting)

Additional Music by Sam Spence.

Relay Part One

Science! On the move!
"The Holodisk" / "Not My Job"
Season 4 - Relay
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music:
Sam Spence - The Defenders
Bill Conti - Redemption (Rocky II Theme)

Lyrics -  "The Holodisk"
The Holodisk guides science across the globe
do not approach
do not get close

it'll blind your little eyes
with all the science that's inside

the holodisk gets it's order from high above
yes it's on
the true mission of god
to create him
then make him a star

"Not My Job"
Not my job
and no I don't care
got a prob-lem with it fine
I don't mind,
it's not my...
not my job

who do you think you're talking to x4
see we give you shit to do,
then you do it
and we gave you shit to do
so do it

this is the hsit we're giving you
so this is the shit you're gonna do

we take bullshit from the right
we take bullshit from the left
we take bullshit from the front
we take bullshit up the ass

but we're stuck here
there's no love here
we can't take it
and we're breaking

might I just remind you all that
we got your life under lock and key
and we got your balls under a contract
that's-a stronger than an iron leash
but if you don't wanna do the work that we give you
I'll guess we'll have to wait and see...
see if i mean literally...
do i have to get your leash?

who do you think you're talking to? x2
tell you what i'm gonna do
then i'll do it
take a great stinky poo
i'll do it!

this is the shit i'm gonna do
the shit that i take in front of you

(take a shit) shit on the desk
(take a shit) shit on the floor
(take a shit) take a laxative
(take a shit) then i'll shit some more

cause we're stuck here
and there's no love here
we can't fix it
so we're shitting

this is the shit we're gonna do
this is the shit we're gonna do
this shit that i do is just for you...

EXECUTIVE SCIENCE

you WILL die you WILL die
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Music:
Clean Soul - Kevin MacLeod

Relay Part Two

These Demons of Fatness

RP2 out in 10 days. music is Sam Spence - Data Display.
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The Chairman Returns (RP2 out in 10 days)

Season 4 Relay - Part Two
Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghUh0ORY_c
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album art by arthur hickman (arthurhickman.com)

0:00 - Chairman on the Radio (Kano - Another Life)
3:35 - The Chairman Returns (Sam Spence - Data Display)
5:58 - Research & Development Hell
8:53 - If It Flies...
12:00 - Vote BimStar! (Sam Spence - Flight To Freedom)
14:45 - These Demons of Fatness (Kevin Macleod - Clean Soul)
18:17 - Code Seven (Kano - It's A War)
24:57 - Executive Science (Sam Spence - The Defenders)
31:08 - Defection (Kano - She's a Star)
34:17 -The Zqube (Kraftwerk - Neon Lights)
35:42 - Tommy, Johnny, & Jimmy (The B52s - 52 Girls / Vegetables: Fade The Beach Boys)
38:52 - At the Holodisk... (I'm in Great Shape - The Beach Boys)

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I got me a plaaaaaan
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Music:
Sam Spence - It's Over There

Lyrics:
do you think i'm happy when i lay in bed at night
do you think i'm happy with the way i live my life
everything i said to you turns out it wasnt true
every night in bed is when i pay for what i do

go ahead tell everybody
all the things you hate about me
i dont care what they think
not with where im goin

soon yes very soon i'll travel far away from here
to a place where all my problems up and disappear

go ahead tell everybody
theres nothing you cant say honey
i dont care what they think
not with where im goin

soon yes very soon im gonna buy myself a gun
press it to my temple test the trigger just for fun
when you hear a boom a splat all followed by a crunch
then youll know how bad i feel for the things ive done

do you think im happy when i lay in bed at night
do you think im happy with the way i live my life
soon you'll get a front row seat to my bloody demise
would that make you happy would it make you feel alive
would it make you happy if i killed myself tonight
Hey!

Do You Think I'm Happy

album art by Droopy McCool
music from:
metal gear solid
cliff martinez
seafloored
kevin macleod
sam spence
kano

happy halloween

The Haunted Darkness

a tiny little ladybug.
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Drums - Jim Dooley

lyrics:
i just brush my hair cuz idc x4
ooo a little ladybug x4
i just brush my hair cuz idc x2
i just scratch my head cuz its on FIRE
i'll just scratch my eyes out with this WIRE!
ooo a little ladybug! x4
idc x2
brush my hair x2
idc x2
brush my hair x2
Hair!
oooooo a little ladybug
i said ooooo a little ladybug
i said ooooo a little ladybug
OOOOO a little ladybug!
i cannot say how odd it is to see this little ladybug
he's standin right in front of me like i know what to say to him
i dont know where he came from and i dont know what his angle is
but i feel a force around him that i'm gettin all entangled in!

wires running up the walls
listening in on all my calls
everything i eat is drugged
everything i touch is bugged
the government has set an elaborate trap
and i think this little ladybug is part of all that

I Don't Care

in fact, i'm actually straight.

music is Guitar Gallop by Sam Spence

lyrics:
I don't care what they say
I don't care, 
I'm not gay-ay-ay-ay
No in fact, I'm actually straight
100% stray-ay-ay-ait
Mark that down in your books!
I'm not one who would give a look or
suck anybody's cock!
no that's not what i want

If i was gay
everybody would know
i'd run round the town
to spy the seeds that i could sow
all type of dick
put em into my mouth
get em real stiff
and maybe bring em further south
down to my butt
BUT!

i'm tellin ya im not gay
in fact im actually straight
theres not much i can say
dont have to get so complicated
go out and tell all your friends!
i don't want their rear ends

for the moment im straight
but i can feel that straightness fading
yes i wait for the day
where on the horizon a man is waiting
to suck my little cock
when he does i'll be truly happy
until then i am not

I'm Not Gay

the many mini mysterious misadventures of jack bb
the minute hour.

music:
Jerry & Phil - Jerry Cotton soundtrack
French Girl in Manhattan (w/ Marie France) - Jerry Cotton soundtrack
Cristallo Cristallo - Jerry Cotton soundtrack

Mini Mysteries! with Detective Jack BB

the minute hour.

music:
Goodbye, Jerry - Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra
Halzar - IT

The Hero of the Diner

inspired by Tim, The Enchanter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTHBfYOcKU

music is Brazillian Flower by Jean- Jacques Perrey

lyrics:
he know the trends
he's the king of all his friends
oh honey that's our banana boye
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i wish that i was him
a charming little banana boye

you've never seen so much grace
til you've seen his little face
it fills my dark heart with utter joy
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i wish that i was him
a charming little banana boye

and everyday is another day
that we get to say
hey banana boye
and if you told us
he didnt know us
you'd have to show us
into the void

take a bite
but be polite
it's fine to snack
he will grow back
he doesn't mind
cause he so kind
this is the sweetest nanaboye you'll find

oh he looks sick
when he spins
makes me feel like i'm a kid
who's got a big bagga brand new toys
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i was that i was him
a charming little banana boye

and everyday i must pray
that he never ever change
cause he's the last thing that i enjoy
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i wish that i was him
a charming little banana boye

and everyday is another day
where we get to say
hey banana boye
and if you told us
he didnt know us
you'd have to throw us
into the void

he knows the trends
he's the king of all his friends
oh honey that's our banana boye
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i wish that i was him
a charming little banana boye
our darling little banana boye
thats our banana boye
hey

tim, the enchanter

Banana Boye (Full Version)

Tim, The Enchanter and I have collaborated again, and this is the result.

Tim did the music, I did the vocals. Tim also made an awesome video out of this, which is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP1p3_T3uHA

lyrics:
would you like to catch a glimpse of yourself?
would you like to see a vision of your future?
take this full body scan
take this full body scan
step right in, and let us do the rest
relax...

i can see him
standing right in front of me
i can see him
is this real?
is this how its gonna be?
looks like a joke
a loser
pathetic little wannabe
he looks broke
and ready to choke
on the dust of his enemies

is this a dream?
it has to be!
and if its not, its a catastrophe!
that can't be me,
god it has to be
and at last i see
how fat my ass can be!

yes its true what they say
you must learn from mistakes
or you'll end up the fool
that's the price of always playing cool
if this future seems gray
you could change it today
stop playing the fool
you know what to do

A Vision Of Your Future (music by Tim, The Enchanter)

can't get in my head!
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music:
Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra - Eternal Song
Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra - Dream
Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra - Kopenhagen
Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra - Cielanzo

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