art by kid whom has a hat... grraaaggghh... thank you

grraaggghh... visuals are here.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YByiNabU2Pk

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Saruky - Sour Smiling: Golden Wind [Jukebox musicians: Toby Fox/Puzzling characters: Drop0ff]
theguy - Results! Round One [Puzzling characters: Donkey Kong Scott the Woz]
Leonz - Among Drip [EVIL CARTOONS]
Charli XCX - Boom Clap [Puzzling characters: Better death do us part than shit do its fart]
Imagine Dragons - Bones [RPGMaker: FNAFB/Puzzling characters: Imagine Dragons Springtrap]
Michael Jackson - Beat It [RPGMaker: Toilet in Wonderland/Puzzling characters: Michael Jackson]
Adam McHummus - Monochrome [Internet horror, EVIL CARTOONS, paranormal entities, puzzling characters: Waiter Gold] 
Ludacris - How Low [DOATK host accounts: Jake, DOATKcord injokes: Sicko Yo/Puzzling characters: New Jake from State Farm, Madotsuki]
Eminem - Lose Yourself [RPGMaker: You only get "One Shot"]
OFF - Pepper Steak [RPGMaker/Old people music, paranormal entities]
Finger Henry - The Cleveland Show [Positions of authority: Fathers/Puzzling characters: Quagmire, EVIL CARTOONS, paranormal entities]
$uicideboy$ - ...And To Those I Love, Thanks For Sticking Around [DOATK host accounts: Peter Griffin, positions of authority: Fathers, what happens to rule breakers, the mind/EVIL CARTOONS, paranormal entities, puzzling characters: Quagmire]
I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - Do It All The Time [The mind/People who should be decapitated: Matware]
Ghetto Smosh - Assassin's Weed Rap [Puzzling characters: Ghetto Smosh]
Vengaboys - Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom [Women, what happens to rule breakers/Lonely Space Vixens!, EVIL CARTOONS]
Kesha - Blow [Women]
^2 - Figment Forming [Puzzling characters: PRIZM Adam Conover, EVIL CARTOONS]
Bo Burnham - All Eyes on Me [The mind, DOATK host accounts: Adam Conover/Puzzling characters: Bo Burnham]
Toby Fox - THE WORLD REVOLVING [Jukebox musicians: Toby Fox/Puzzling characters: Buddy the Elf]
Linkin Park - Crawling [The mind/Puzzling characters: The Blinch, EVIL CARTOONS]
LISA: The Painful - Work Harder [RPGMaker]
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's [RPGMaker: FNAFB/Paranormal entities, internet horror, puzzling characters: Freddy Fazbear]
Toby Fox - It's Pronounced "Rules" [Jukebox musicians: Toby Fox, rules/Puzzles]
Andrew W.K. - Ready to Die [What happens to rule breakers/EVIL CARTOONS, internet horror]
Britney Spears - Toxic [Women]

FEAR IS HOW WE FALL

* Ah, this body suits me much better, darling!
* I should thank you, really, I should...
* Without your help, I would have just been stuck in that HORRIBLE BOX!
* But darling, there's just one more thing...
* You see, without your little SOUL, I can't POSSIBLY achieve stardom!
* So, allow me to give you...
* THE GRAND DEBUT OF THIS NEW BODY!

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toby fox - death by glamour
toby fox - metal crusher
toby fox - power of neo
toby fox - it's showtime
man on the internet - metal crusher
toby fox - can you really call this a hotel, i didn't receive a mint on my pillow or anything
toby fox - big shot

039 - LIGHTS, CAMERA, BOMBS!

MADDY: is this hell?
GILBERT GARFIELD: In a sense, you could call it Hell! You are being punished for your sins.
MADDY: great, good to know.
GILBERT GARFIELD: Get comfortable! You're going to be here for a while, after all!
MADDY: okay, where's satan? if this is hell, where's the big guy.
GILBERT GARFIELD: Ah, well, you know him. He comes!
MADDY: ...ZALGO?

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MADDY
- Garfield media, media featuring Asgore, and FNF
- Lena Raine, precision platformers, and internal struggles
- Kesha, her collaborators, and women as a concept
- Nu-Metal, Power Pop, comedy artists, and comedy in general
=
ZALGAR
- Comics, artists featured in Garfield media, and SOMETHING AWFUL
- Internet/text-based horror, unfiction/ARGs, and their tropes
- Cats, lethargy, eyes, time, its measurements, and the effects of time
- Eldritch horror, deities, those who worship them, and the apocalypse

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Saster - Confronting Yourself [BOTH: Asgore media, FNF/Internet horror]
2 Mello - Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix) [MADDY: Precision platformers, internal struggles]
Bo Burnham - Kill Yourself [MADDY: Comedy artists, internal struggles]
Polarial - MONDAYMANIA [BOTH: Garfield media/Asgore media]
The Living Tombstone - Die In A Fire [MADDY: Women]
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance [BOTH: Garfield media/Women]
Lena Raine - Confronting Myself [MADDY: Lena Raine, precision platformers, internal struggles]
Atsuover - GOOD ENOUGH! [MADDY: Women, internal struggles]
$uicideboy$ - ...And To Those I Love, Thanks For Sticking Around [MADDY: Internal struggles, comedy]
Linkin Park - What I've Done [MADDY: Nu-Metal, internal struggles]
Bo Burnham - Repeat Stuff [BOTH: Comedy artists, women/Horror tropes, deities, those who worship them]
Elijah Aron - Don't Stop Dancing [BOTH: Internal struggles, women/The effects of time]
Arianne Cleopatra Schreiber - Komm, süsser Tod [BOTH: Internal struggles/The apocalypse]
Bo Burnham - All Eyes On Me [BOTH: Comedy artists, internal struggles/Eyes]

confrontation_of_the_self.mp3

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https://pastebin.com/S2V11s2E

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MADDY
- Garfield media, media featuring Asgore, and FNF
- Lena Raine, precision platformers, and internal struggles
- Kesha, her collaborators, and women as a concept
- Nu-Metal, Power Pop, comedy artists, and comedy in general
=
ZALGAR
- Comics, artists featured in Garfield media, and SOMETHING AWFUL
- Internet/text-based horror, unfiction/ARGs, and their tropes
- Cats, lethargy, eyes, time, its measurements, and the effects of time
- Eldritch horror, deities, those who worship them, and the apocalypse
=
DEATH
- Dreamworks and artists featured in their filmography
- Death, ways you can die, time, certainty, and those whose time is up
- Fairy tales, reimaginings of them, and other fable adaptations
- Whistling and warnings

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TheInnuendo, samiiwave - Departure [SHARED: FNF/Internet horror/Death]
Porter Robinson - Goodbye To A World [SHARED: The apocalypse/Those whose time is up]
Army of Lovers - Crucified [SHARED: Deities/Methods of death (Crucifixion)]
Lena Raine - Confronting Myself [MADDY: Lena Raine, precision platformers, internal struggles]
Smash Mouth - All Star [DEATH: Dreamworks, whistling]
Linkin Park - What I've Done [MADDY: Nu-Metal, internal struggles]
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun [DEATH: Dreamworks artists, methods of death (Burning)]
$uicideboy$ - ...And To Those I Love, Thanks For Sticking Around [SHARED: Internal struggles, comedy/Death, methods of death (Failing a sick skateboard trick)]
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night [SHARED: Women/Time/Methods of death (Alcohol poisoning)]
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance [SHARED: Garfield media/Women]
Miracle Musical - The Mind Electric [SHARED: Internal struggles/Death, methods of death (Electrocution)]
Frank Sinatra - My Way [DEATH: Death, those whose time is up]
Eminem - Rap God [ZALGAR: Deities]
Michael Jackson - Beat It [DEATH: Dreamworks artists]
DJ Khaled, T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, Rick Ross - All I Do Is Win [DEATH: Dreamworks (The Gromlins)]

the_view_from_halfway_down.mp3

* king fluffybuns
* at 80 df 80
* c'mon, is this big oaf givin' you trouble? what's a king to a god?

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thank you shreddage

megalolazing. ~ God Save The King

matware strike back

theoretical torture by @gg2k01
matware from @enterthegame
main art by enderlegends
background art by kid whom has a hat

I KILLED THEM?

TG: i had this whole big speech planned
TG: i tried to make it sound deep or significant or something
TG: but youre not even worth the effort
TG: so you know what?
TG: fuck you, dude
TG: i'm serious. fuck you
TG: you are, genuinely, the worst person ive ever met
TG: so do me a solid
TG: and go to hell.
- - -
* DAVE STRIDER
* ATTACK 4 DEFENSE 13
* Another future corpse standing in your way. That shield of irony ain't fooling anyone.
- - -
[ SOURCES ]
Intro - All Eyes on Me, MEGALOVANIA, Bullet Hell, Among Us Trap Remix, Sollicitus
Lead - Beatdown DX, Radiation
Square - Welcome to the Internet
First Bridge - Gaster's Theme, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Dark Darker Yet Darker
Brass - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Second Bridge - Break My Mind, Black, For the Damaged Coda
Slow Overdrive - Candles and Clockwork, All Eyes on Me
Refrain - All Eyes on Me
Chiptune - Just Gold, OMORItale, Bullet Hell, Among Us Trap Remix, Triple Trouble, Breaking Bad, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A, Sollicitus
Solo - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Beatdown DX, You Can't Fight the Homestuck, Problematic, Repeat Stuff, Eff
Outro - Candles and Clockwork, Beatdown DX
- - -
not guessed in time! you lose! good day!

100b - [S] BEATDOWN

* I've travelled to the other dimensions out there.
* They all follow this same song and dance routine.
* I don't even know if our original universes exist any more...
* Or if they were destroyed in the same event that brought us here...
* But I suppose I'll have to save speculation for later.
* Not much good right now, is it?

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[sources]
blonde redhead - for the damaged coda
ryan elder - rick and morty theme
rick sanchez - get schwifty
the living tombstone - i got no time
jemaine clement - goodbye moonmen
judge - sollicitus

077 - Time for Action

yo dudes, @yacht-the-tourney is pretty chill. maybe you could like listen to it or something

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Passenger 16 – Kesha’s Last Concert
-Ke$ha, her collaborators, and pop music released in the 00s (Die Young, Macklemore, Stacy’s Mom)
-Songs notably pulled by characters who placed 0-2 in tournaments (Junkers, Flat Eric, anyone in ACOR)
-Failure, stealing, loss, and losers (Shoplifting, I’m A Loser, Cry Me a River)
-Revenge, heartbreak, pain, and catharsis (Revenge, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Wanderlust)

[Sources]
Tame Impala - The Less I Know The Better [Heartbreak]
Kesha - TiK ToK
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy [2000s pop]
Kesha - We R Who We R
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow [0-2s: Adam Conover]
Insane Clown Posse - In My Room [0-2s: Adam Conover]
Justin Timberlake - Sexyback [2000s pop]
Miracle Musical - Labyrinth [Failure]
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun [0-2s: Auction Day]

[FANMADE] do anything 4 u babe

CHEF PEPPINO SPAGHETTI (Pizza Tower)

- Pizza Tower & Its Inspirations, Other Notable SAGE games, Speed/Momentum, Anxiety/Pressure & Rage.
- Delivery Services, Italian Culture/Foodstuffs & The Culinary Arts.
- Breakbeat, Turntablism & Garage House.

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THOMAS "TOMSKA" RIDGEWELL

- TomSka, His Collaborators/In-Jokes & People Featured In Asdfmovie
- Youtube/Newgrounds & Indie Web Animation, Sketch Comedy & "Random" Humour.
- Needless Violence, Guns/Firearms & Ska.

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[SONGS USED]

DJ Hero 2 - War vs. Waters of Nazareth [BOTH: Pizza Tower inspirations, Turntablism/Needless violence, firearms]
Eddsworld - Eddsworld Jingle [TOMSKA: TomSka/his collabs, web animation]
Mr. Sauceman - Thousand March [BOTH: Pizza Tower/Needless violence, firearms]
Schmoyoho - Muffin Time [BOTH: TomSka/Foodstuffs]
Gorillaz - Kids With Guns [TOMSKA: Guns, TomSka (Baby With A Gun)]
LilDeuceDeuce - Beep Beep (I'm A Sheep) [TOMSKA: TomSka]
Kawaii Sprite - Guns [TOMSKA: Newgrounds, guns]
Danny Baranowsky - Rocket Rider [BOTH: Rage, "foodstuffs"/Newgrounds]
Dan Bull - Super Meat Boy [BOTH: Rage, "foodstuffs"/Newgrounds]
MiniMusicMan - Crazy La Paint [TOMSKA: Asdfmovie collaborators (Markiplier)]
Jellyfish - Ignorance is Bliss [BOTH: Pizza Tower inspirations/Newgrounds]
Imogen Heap - Hide And Seek [TOMSKA: Guns, needless violence, sketch comedy]
Carpenter Brut - Roller Mobster [BOTH: Pressure/Needless violence]
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird [BOTH: Speed/Guns, needless violence (Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare)]
Victor McKnight, Penny Parker - I Am... All Of Me [BOTH: Speed, Pizza Tower inspirations/Guns]
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! - Mushroom Bridge/City [PEPPINO: Pizza Tower inspirations, speed]
Rhett & Link - Are You Gonna Eat That? [BOTH: Foodstuffs/Sketch comedy]
Parry Gripp - Nom Nom Nom Nom [PEPPINO: Foodstuffs]
Eurobeat Odyssey, The Living Tombstone - Discord [BOTH: Anxiety/TomSka collaborators (The Living Tombstone)]
Máni Svavarsson - We Are Number One [TOMSKA: Ska]
TomSka - Tryhards Outro [TOMSKA: TomSka]

087 - all i've ever wanted

The ocean dwellers have sank.

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Lena Raine - Pigstep
Lena Raine - otherside
Rihanna - Diamonds [Birds (Alex Bird)]
Brad Knauber - Don't Mine At Night
Noisestorm - Crab Rave [Crabs]
Jun Ishikawa - The Masked King [Penguins]
The Backyardigans - Castaways [Penguins, water]
The Jetzons - Hard Times [Cold environments]
A Boogie, Kodak Black - Drowning [Water]
Blue October - Into The Ocean [Water]
Bobby Cole - Trance Music for Racing Game [Minecraft associated: Green Epstein]
Gorillaz - Melancholy Hill [Aquatic environments (Plastic Beach)]
Kohei Tanaka - Binks' Sake [Water]
InTheLittleWood - How Do I Craft This Again?
C418 - Moog City 2
C418 - 11
C418 - 13

you can't get what you want but you can get me [MOB VOTE 2023 LOSERS FOG ENCOUNTER]

The art you are looking at in the thumbnail was drawn by Andrew Hussie, creator of the Homestuck webcomic, in which the Sans replacement Dave Strider originates from.

The character of Dave Strider originates from the Homestuck webcomic created by Andrew Hussie. You can read Homestuck at https://www.homestuck.com, though I suggest using The Unofficial Homestuck Collection located at https://bambosh.dev/unofficial-homestuck-collection/.

Hello, listeners; it is I, Maddy. Today I have for you the third, and perhaps, final version of the MEGALO for the Welcome to the Internet AU, "BEATDOWN".

This "MEGALOVANIA" inspired track plays during the final confrontation with Dave Strider of Homestuck fame. Homestuck, as many are aware, contains the second iteration of Toby Fox's "MEGALOVANIA", which plays during the final confrontation during the Genocide Route with Sans. In addition, much like Week 7 of Friday Night Funkin', Homestuck's "Cascade" also crashed the Newgrounds website. Taking inspiration from the works of Saster, Saster, and Saster again, I have arranged an EDM inspired track befitting of Dave Strider himself.

If you enjoyed the track ">BEATDOWN {Remaddystered}", share it with a friend who might also enjoy it, and follow this account for future uploads just like this one.

In the meantime, leave your complaints in the comment section of this track, as I will not be reading them. If you have any reservations, I will be more than happy to take them up with you. I should warn you; I am a dangerous person, and I regularly disobey the law.

"Shashammy!"

Dismissed.

>BEATDOWN {Remaddystered}

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TRACK BY: @lasagna-cat-2
ART BY: @lasagna-cat-2
CHARACTER: CITRICIDE, Larry the Lobster, Powerline

[ SOURCES ] -

Shared:
Toby Fox - Battle Against A True Hero (Murder, Aquatic Life)
Iyaz - Replay (Old Internet Culture, Replay by Iyaz)
Mother Mother - Hayloft (Murder, Aquatic Life)
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat (Old Internet Culture, Spongebob)

CITRICIDE:
beatMARIO - Night of Nights (Flowering nights remix) (Old Internet Culture, Knives)
PSY - Gangnam Style (Old Internet Culture)
Annoying Orange - Fry-Day (Old Internet Culture, Fruits)
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - The Only Thing I Know For Real (Blood, Murder)
Roomie - His Name is PewDiePie (Old Internet Culture)
100 gecs, Fall Out Boy, Craig Owens, Nicole Dollanganger - hand crushed by a mallet (Gore)
Insane Clown Posse - My Axe (Murder, Sharp Objects, Gore)
Run the Jewels - Lie Cheat Steal (Murder)
Justin Bieber - Baby (Old Internet Culture)
O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei (Old Internet Culture)
Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Old Internet Culture, Fruits, Murder)
Smosh - Assassin's Creed Rap (Old Internet Culture, Murder, Sharp Objects, Blood)
Your Favorite Martian - Road Rage (Old Internet Figureheads)
Annoying Orange SFX (Old Internet Culture, Fruits, Knives)

Larry:
Spongebob Squarepants - Who Am I? (Spongebob)

Powerline:
Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time (90s Hits)

[ FIGMENT 015 ] - 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐄

* The rainbow refracted on the monochromatic tides fills you with a certain, electrifying feeling...
* GAME SAVED.

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[sources]
miracle musical - the mind electric

051 - The Tide Electric

* You're dead.
* Your friends are dead.
* Your family's dead.
* Your fucking pets are being skinned alive.
* Your mom's a fucking whore.
* You suck at life.
* The whole world hates you.
* You're going to Hell.
* Live with it.
* GAME OVER.

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[sources]
vivivivi - credits song for my death
tears for fears - everybody wants to rule the world

011 - credits song for your death

GUEST ART BY: THE ORACLE (PolarOpposite44)

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(EXPERIMENT 09 - THE HERETIC)

- A︎M︎E︎R︎I︎C︎A︎N︎ A︎D︎U︎L︎T︎ A︎N︎I︎M︎A︎T︎I︎O︎N︎ &︎ A︎N︎Y︎T︎HING FE︎A︎T︎U︎R︎E︎D︎ O︎N︎ O︎R︎ L︎I︎C︎E︎N︎S︎E︎D BY ADU︎L︎T SWIM
- RELIGION, RELIGIOUS CONCEPTS & BIBLE BELT STATES
- THE NUCLEAR FAMILY, ITS DESTRUCTIVE CAPABILITIES & SINS OF THE FATHER
- ABUSABLE SUBSTANCES, PROMISCUITY, MISERY & NUMBNESS
- CANINES, FEROCIOUS BEASTS & HUMAN NATURE
- MAYORAL DUTIES & MASS CORRUPTION

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(VICTIM 11 - PAUL BUNYAN & BABE THE BLUE OX)

- America, Canada, & their folklore/culture
- Tall tales, folk heroes, & Country/Bluegrass
- Nature, the wilderness, & blue collar work/manual labor
- Giants, size, large things, cattle, & kaijus

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[Sources]

Terraria - Eerie (MASS CORRUPTION/The wilderness)
Run the Jewels - Lie Cheat Steal [adult swim/MASS CORRUPTION/American culture)
Dust Devil - D-Code [adult swim/RELIGIOUS CONCEPTS/Nature)
clipping. - Work Work [adult swim/MASS CORRUPTION/Manual labor/American culture)
SIAMÉS - The Wolf (CANINES/FEROCIOUS BEASTS/ABUSABLE SUBSTANCES/The wilderness)
John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads (American culture/Country/Nature/The wilderness/BIBLE BELT STATES)
Tears for Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World (MASS CORRUPTION/HUMAN NATURE/American culture/Large things)

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠...

Punishment? Barney sees it as FUN-ishment! :)

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Characters Represented: Barney and Friends!
Musician, Render Art, Lore: Barney!

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[Sources]

Saster, lex3x - GAME OVER [M̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶/̶d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶, Newgrounds/Flash culture]
Philip Parker - Barney is a Dinosaur [Edutainment]
Lee Bernstein - I Love You [Edutainment]
Skillet - Monster [C̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶h̶e̶l̶p̶]
Antoine Lavenant - Street Fighter (Dubstep Remix) [P̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶B̶a̶r̶n̶e̶y̶'̶s̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶h̶o̶s̶t̶a̶g̶e̶:̶ ̶D̶a̶n̶T̶D̶M̶]
LilDeuceDeuce - EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP [Tomska]
Dawko, DHeusta - Darkest Desire [M̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶,̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶a̶s̶i̶t̶e̶s̶,̶ YouTube animation, ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶B̶a̶r̶n̶e̶y̶'̶s̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶h̶o̶s̶t̶a̶g̶e̶:̶ ̶D̶a̶w̶k̶o̶]

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LOSERS HOST - BARNEY AND FRIENDS!

I̶f̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶S̶E̶N̶D̶ ̶H̶E̶L̶P̶ Thanks for agreeing to co-host with me, Tomska! :)

- Tomska, his associated media, and p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶B̶a̶r̶n̶e̶y̶'̶s̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶h̶o̶s̶t̶a̶g̶e̶ all of Barney's friends! :)
- Edutainment, education, lessons we learned with Barney, and m̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶/̶d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ fun/playtime! :)
- Newgrounds/Flash culture, YouTube/internet animation, sketch comedy, and c̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶h̶e̶l̶p̶ laughter! :)
- The mind, imagination, creativity, dinosaurs, a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶a̶s̶i̶t̶e̶s̶/̶e̶g̶r̶e̶g̶o̶r̶e̶s̶ imaginary friends, and anything you put your mind to! :)

Barney's Favorite Game! :)

no relation to the funker game. yes i know who's in the thumbnail shut up.

ＧＡＭＥ  ＯＶＥＲ

semi-old track i finished just now.

guess all the motifs!

GUESSED:
Hotel Room Service
I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)
Waters of Nazareth
Pirate Island
Timber
Don't Stop The Party

COCKPIT (An OMORIBOY BULLET HELL) (V1)

canned fortnite mash jam takeover

SPRINGTRAP

After thirty long years of being left to rot in an old Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Springtrap seems to have found himself as a new attraction in FORTNITE: MASH-JAM ROYALE! Though you can't see him behind the screen, rest assured, it's still him underneath that suit. After all... you've only got five nights with him, and you'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night... so stay calm, and enjoy the fright!
Note: Fazbear Entertainment does not confirm nor deny any murders, disappearances, or dismemberments that may have happened on Fazbear Entertainment property.

FAZBEAR ENTERTAINMENT RECOMMENDS THE USAGE OF...

- Five Nights at Freddy's, people associated with the franchise, and Clickteam games
- The Living Tombstone, their associated acts, and Electropop
- Indie horror, viral horror, YouTuber bait, and jumpscare-reliant horror
- Rabbits, murder, death, deception, and immortality
- Fire, heat, the paranormal, the 80's, time, measurements of it, and arcade titles

OF COURSE, HOWEVER, THESE ARE JUST SUGGESTIONS.

- - -

FILE LOG
Dude, you're not gonna believe this: we found one. A real one. I think this is like, an old version of Bonnie, or something? Oh man, this thing is ancient! Smells horrible, too! This has GOTTA go into Fazbear's Fright. Hey man, let me know when you're available, we can clean this sucker up and toss him into the attraction.

- - -

The Living Tombstone - Pikachu's Lament [The Living Tombstone, murder, the 80's]
Lemon Demon - When He Died [Death, "old friends"]
The Living Tombstone - Die In A Fire [Five Nights at Freddy's, The Living Tombstone, death, fire]
Kesha - Cannibal [Electropop, murder, gore]
Porter Robinson - Divinity [Electropop]
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night [Time, measurements of time]
The Living Tombstone - This Comes From Inside [Five Nights at Freddy's, The Living Tombstone, vengeance]

[CANNED] Bonnie's Lament

canned fortnite mash jam takeover stocks by "cap" it is

SPRINGTRAP

After thirty long years of being left to rot in an old Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Springtrap seems to have found himself as a new attraction in FORTNITE: MASH-JAM ROYALE! Though you can't see him behind the screen, rest assured, it's still him underneath that suit. After all... you've only got five nights with him, and you'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night... so stay calm, and enjoy the fright!
Note: Fazbear Entertainment does not confirm nor deny any murders, disappearances, or dismemberments that may have happened on Fazbear Entertainment property.

FAZBEAR ENTERTAINMENT RECOMMENDS THE USAGE OF...

- Five Nights at Freddy's, people associated with the franchise, and Clickteam games
- The Living Tombstone, their associated acts, and Electropop
- Indie horror, viral horror, YouTuber bait, and jumpscare-reliant horror
- Rabbits, murder, death, deception, and immortality
- Fire, heat, the paranormal, the 80's, time, measurements of it, and arcade titles

OF COURSE, HOWEVER, THESE ARE JUST SUGGESTIONS.

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FILE LOG
Okay, listen, dude, funny story. So, you know, some kid with blue hair and his girlfriend went into the attraction, and, uh, Springtrap went to go give them a scare... and then, okay, if you can believe this, uh, the kid started rapping? And his girlfriend joined in, too? Was really funny. Oh, man, he looked so lost. I think he actually just let them go afterwards.

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kiwiquest - Lore [Five Nights at Freddy's, YouTuber bait/me, funny people (matpat)]
Jukio Kallio, Joonas Turner - Where The Guns At ["Old friends"]
Lil Baby, Gunna - Drip Too Hard [funny rapping]
DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya [Murder, "old friends"/funny rapping]
The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long [Five Nights at Freddy's, The Living Tombstone, time]
Masked Wolf - Astronaut In The Ocean [funny rapping]
Miracle Musical - Labyrinth [Labyrinths/people who make funny noises]
Lil Nas X - MONTERO [Don't keep the devil waiting, old friend./funny rapping, demons, sexual intercourse]
Insane Clown Posse - In My Room [Murder, the night/white rap, my hot girlfriend, funny people (adam conover)]
Mori Calliope - Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP? [Death/white rap, hot girls]
Oliver Tree - Alien Boy [Murder/quirked up white boys goated with the sauce]
Adam McHummus - Left Unchecked [YouTuber bait, jumpscare-reliant horror/me, my hot girlfriend]
Kawai Sprite - Tutorial [me, my hot girlfriend]

[CANNED] Fazbear Entertainment Offers Absolutely No Guarantee This Lore Will Be Whore Free

custom renders by the one and only @farthahalaugh

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SHAWTY: ...Are you sure this is the place, Springtrap?
SPRINGTRAP: Absolutely positive. Cabby, what do you say?
CABINET MAN: COLD AND WINDY ~ DARK AND STORMY
SPRINGTRAP: That it is. We've got a simple mission. In and out. Does that sound like a plan, Ms. Brooke?
SHAWTY: Um... sure, I guess... but why'd you have to bring the weird... arcade... cabinet thing?
SPRINGTRAP: Old friend.
CABINET MAN: DON'T BE NERVOUS, BABY ~ WE'RE ~ GOING TO WAR
SHAWTY: That's, um... That's reassuring...? Gosh, it's hotter than an Arizona summer here...
SPRINGTRAP: Now, if I've got this right, there should be an open window... ah, there it is.
[ The party climbs through, some more gracefully than others. Cabinet Man lands on its screen. ]
CABINET MAN: IT HURTS ME
SPRINGTRAP: Oh, walk it off.
[ They begin to walk, but suddenly, Shawty stops in place. ]
SHAWTY: ...Y-you guys feel that too, right?
SPRINGTRAP: My nerves have been numb for about thirty or so years, so no, I do not.
CABINET MAN: SOMEONE'S BREAKING IN
[ Then they hear it. The lumbering footsteps of a giant turtle. ]
SPRINGTRAP: ...Excellent.
BOWSER: So... you chumps wanna challenge ME, huh?
SPRINGTRAP: Astute observation. Now, watch me take you apart... and put you back together again.
CABINET MAN: I CAN'T BE BEAT
SHAWTY: Yeah! Bring it on!
BOWSER: GRAHAHAHAHAW! I like your attitude! It's SHOWTIME!

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SOURCES

zircon - Monstrous Turtles [BOWSER: Whaddya think, huh?]
50 Cent - In Da Club [SHAWTY: Shawty, 2000s hits]
Super Mario 3D World - Bowser's Highway Showdown [BOWSER: Take a GUESS, chump!]
Koji Kondo - Bowser's Theme (Super Mario 64) [BOWSER: Take a REAL good guess!]
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe [SHAWTY: 2010s hits, romance, women]
2Pac - Hit 'Em Up [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]
Neil Cicierega - Computer Fighter Rap [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Neil Cicierega]
Sean Kingston - Fire Burning [SHAWTY: Shawty/BOWSER: Fire]
Green Skeleton, The Living Tombstone, CG5, Baasik, Kevin Foster - Stuck Inside [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]
Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Neil Cicierega/SHAWTY: Women]
Jack Black - Peaches [BOWSER: What?/SHAWTY: Women]
Iyaz - Replay [SHAWTY: Yes]
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Neil Cicierega]
CG5 ft. Abdul Cisse - Bite Of 87 [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]
The Living Tombstone - Die in a Fire [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's/SHAWTY: Women/BOWSER: Fire]
Dua Lipa - Levitating [SHAWTY: Women]
Jellyfish - Ignorance is Bliss [BOWSER: Oh, I dunno, use your BRAIN!]
The Romantics - Talking in Your Sleep [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]

[ CLASH! ] ~ INAPPROPRIATE! Replace with BOWSER!

TRIPLE FACE OFF

peaches

* Uh oh!
* Looks like SOMEONE accidentally killed the one person guarding the source of this entire universe's power!
* Whoopsie!
* Ah, well, I hope no one minds if I just...
* Take it!
* In fact, I think I'll do that right now!
* ...
* Oh!
* Hey there, old chum!
* Don't remember me?
* Of course you do! I'm your best friend...
* PSYCHIC FRIEND FREDBEAR!
* Hahaha.
* Thanks for your help.
* Now, with this limitless power...
* I can SHRED this wretched universe down to its last ATOM.
* Hey! I know just the place to start!
* ...
* You.

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[sources]
the sound of a heart monitor i guess

078 - back together again

* Oh, isn't this WONDERFUL?
* THIS UNLIMITED POWER SURGING THROUGH ME?
* I almost feel bad for trying to murder you!
* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
* Haha.
* That was a joke.
* Now...
* Let's see how many times you can be taken APART...
* ...and put BACK TOGETHER again.

[sources]
george bizet - toreador march
dagames - break my mind
the living tombstone - i got no time
the living tombstone - five nights at freddy's
griffinilla - stay calm
random encounters - fnaf: the musical (night 1)
black gryph0n - stuck inside
dagames - it's time to die

079 - BREAK YOUR MIND

* Aren't you TIRED of dying? Over and over and over?
* You're persistent.
* How disgusting.
* ...
* Wait.
* No.
* NO.
* WHAT?!
* WHY CAN'T I KILL YOU?!
* WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
* WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?!
* WH-

* A beeping can be heard.

* Connection terminated.
* I'm sorry to interrupt you, Evan, if you still even remember that name.

[sources]
franz schubert - serenade
tim juliano - don't go
the living tombstone - five nights at freddy's
the living tombstone - i got no time

080 - Connection Terminated

TG: so
TG: i guess this is goodbye
TG: feels like you just got here
TG: and now its over
TG: thanks for
TG: um
TG: stopping by
TG: i'm
TG: im not good at being sentimental
TG: um
TG: wish you well and all that shit
TG: we'll be fine dw
TG: just
TG: have a good one ig
TG: adios
TG: sayonara
TG: bye bye
TG: seeya later alligator
TG: byeeeeeee

* Click.

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[sources]
jun ishikawa - my friend and the sunset
animals - house of the rising sun

081 - Your Friend and the Sunset

GREAT KING OF EVIL GANONDORF IF HE HAD A MEGALO

REMNANT V2

old ass aus with garbage music my beloved

art by juno songs i think?

Pastatale - .EXEcution by Asphyxiation

drake with no josh

first person to comment about wieners gets blocked

REVOLUTION

i'm a cat who loves to snooze.

all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar

maddy

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