first utsc kid to comment gets disembowelled

@lasagna-cat-2: this applies to fnf kids too

Arrangement: @farthahalaugh
Art: Aeiouko, GamIxer
Stocks: ElectroCV, GamIxer
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(001 - PANIC! AT THE FISH-CO)

- Panic! At The Disco, its members & their collaborators, or other pop punk artists
(I Write Sins Not Tragedies, Emperor's New Clothes, Victorious, Roaring 20s)
(iDKHOW, Taylor Swift, Fall Out Boy, Green Day)
- The Spongebob franchise, artists who've been featured in it & other Nickelodeon media
(Best Day Ever, Agua, Goofy Goober Rock, Ripped Pants)
(David Bowie, They Might Be Giants, Pharrell Williams, Weezer)
(My Shiny Teeth and Me, Kilted Yaksmen Anthem, Go Jimmy Jimmy, Remember)
- SpongeDubs-covered songs & songs with synthesized vocals
(Get Lucky, Baby I'm Yours, Rockstar, Blinding Lights)
(YourBoySponge, Candle Queen, Hole-Dwelling, Strobe Light)
- Determination, hope, & fame
(Never Gonna Give You Up, Hope You're Feeling Better, Lose Yourself, Applause)

(002 - NITORWII EMULATOR)

- Touhou + its fanworks/fanartists, & other Bullet Hells
(Night of Nights, Bad Apple, U.N Owen Was Her?, Illness Illusioner)
(Touhou: Scarlet Curiosity, DynaMarisa 3D, IOSYS, Levo Lution) 
(Enter The Gungeon, Just Shapes and Beats, Zero Wing, DoDonPachi)
- GameCube & Wii exclusive games, as well as Console BIOS
(Metroid Prime, Luigi's Mansion, Wii Sports, New Super Mario Bros Wii, etc.)
(Eshop Music, WIi Shop Channel, Sega Channel OST, PS2 Clock Ambience)
- Modding, Software Tampering, and keygens
(Project M, Newer Super Mario Bros Wii, Earthbound Halloween Hack, PGEN Emulator OST, The Snippet)
- Water, Aquatic Life, & Non-Sentient Machinery
(Cry Me A River, Back 2 Back, Dire Dire Docks, Yellow Submarine)
(Crab Rave, Splatoon, Octodad, Ecco the Dolphin)
(Video Killed The Radio Star, Hotline Bling, Payphone, Tokyo Machine's Discography)
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Sources:
[ BOTH ]
Undertale: Last Breath - An Enigmatic Encounter (Semi-Onsource: Bullet Hell, Determination [NOTE: We won't be pulling UTSC-related songs for them after this track.])
Masked Wolf, 15.ai - Spongebob Singing Astronaut in the Ocean (Water, Spongebob)
Shaberu Boushi Ft. Hatsune Miku - Cold Water (Water, Synthesized vocals)

[ PANIC! AT THE FISH-CO ]
Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Pop Punk)
Panic! At the Disco - Hey Look Ma, I Made It (P!ATD)
IDKHOW - Mad IQs (P!ATD members)
Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca (Spongebob, Spongebob artists)

[ NITORWII EMULATOR ]
Sabrepulse - Close to Me (Bullet Hells)
Shirobon - Spider Dance (Bullet Hells)
DNCE - Cake By The Ocean (Water)
Masayoshi Minoshima Ft. nomico - Bad Apple (Touhou)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Water)

Enigmatic Waters

custom renders by the one and only @farthahalaugh

- - -

SHAWTY: ...Are you sure this is the place, Springtrap?
SPRINGTRAP: Absolutely positive. Cabby, what do you say?
CABINET MAN: COLD AND WINDY ~ DARK AND STORMY
SPRINGTRAP: That it is. We've got a simple mission. In and out. Does that sound like a plan, Ms. Brooke?
SHAWTY: Um... sure, I guess... but why'd you have to bring the weird... arcade... cabinet thing?
SPRINGTRAP: Old friend.
CABINET MAN: DON'T BE NERVOUS, BABY ~ WE'RE ~ GOING TO WAR
SHAWTY: That's, um... That's reassuring...? Gosh, it's hotter than an Arizona summer here...
SPRINGTRAP: Now, if I've got this right, there should be an open window... ah, there it is.
[ The party climbs through, some more gracefully than others. Cabinet Man lands on its screen. ]
CABINET MAN: IT HURTS ME
SPRINGTRAP: Oh, walk it off.
[ They begin to walk, but suddenly, Shawty stops in place. ]
SHAWTY: ...Y-you guys feel that too, right?
SPRINGTRAP: My nerves have been numb for about thirty or so years, so no, I do not.
CABINET MAN: SOMEONE'S BREAKING IN
[ Then they hear it. The lumbering footsteps of a giant turtle. ]
SPRINGTRAP: ...Excellent.
BOWSER: So... you chumps wanna challenge ME, huh?
SPRINGTRAP: Astute observation. Now, watch me take you apart... and put you back together again.
CABINET MAN: I CAN'T BE BEAT
SHAWTY: Yeah! Bring it on!
BOWSER: GRAHAHAHAHAW! I like your attitude! It's SHOWTIME!

- - -

SOURCES

zircon - Monstrous Turtles [BOWSER: Whaddya think, huh?]
50 Cent - In Da Club [SHAWTY: Shawty, 2000s hits]
Super Mario 3D World - Bowser's Highway Showdown [BOWSER: Take a GUESS, chump!]
Koji Kondo - Bowser's Theme (Super Mario 64) [BOWSER: Take a REAL good guess!]
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe [SHAWTY: 2010s hits, romance, women]
2Pac - Hit 'Em Up [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]
Neil Cicierega - Computer Fighter Rap [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Neil Cicierega]
Sean Kingston - Fire Burning [SHAWTY: Shawty/BOWSER: Fire]
Green Skeleton, The Living Tombstone, CG5, Baasik, Kevin Foster - Stuck Inside [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]
Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Neil Cicierega/SHAWTY: Women]
Jack Black - Peaches [BOWSER: What?/SHAWTY: Women]
Iyaz - Replay [SHAWTY: Yes]
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Neil Cicierega]
CG5 ft. Abdul Cisse - Bite Of 87 [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]
The Living Tombstone - Die in a Fire [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's/SHAWTY: Women/BOWSER: Fire]
Dua Lipa - Levitating [SHAWTY: Women]
Jellyfish - Ignorance is Bliss [BOWSER: Oh, I dunno, use your BRAIN!]
The Romantics - Talking in Your Sleep [HALF HUMAN, HALF MACHINE: Five Nights at Freddy's]

[ CLASH! ] ~ INAPPROPRIATE! Replace with BOWSER!

Characters Represented: Garbage Boys
Track Name: MY EARS STILL RING

Track by: Umbra
Editing: Slime ninja version 2
Render: Aeiouko, Vera
Bio: Vera

Watch it on YT Here!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcPqTKGZfX8

Sources:
Noisemaker - Blowout (RPGMaker) 
taitoki - Something Isn't Right (RPGMaker/Combat Sports)
The Stupendium - THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS [2023 Remaster] (Post-Apocalyptic: Fallout) 
Gorillaz - Kids With Guns (Firearms) 
Common Man Down - Self Addiction (Industrial) 
Kallen - Thomas (RPGMaker Artists) 
Jukio Kallio, Doseone - Venus Mansion (Post-Apocalyptic: Nuclear Throne/Firearms) 
Alias Conrad Coldwood - Avatar Beat (RPGMaker) 
Mother Mother - Hayloft II (Firearms) 
Mollusk King - Sickosystem (RPGMaker) 
six impala - 6FINGERDEATHPUNCH (Industrial/Combat Sports) 
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Perform This Way (The Apocalypse: ALPOCALYPSE)
 clipping. - Shooter (Industrial, Firearms) 
Widdly 2 Diddly - All Hail The Fishmen (RPGMaker) 
LISA: The Pointless SFX

[ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ]

Alex Churchland, a martial artist turned garbage by fate, and Joel Miller, a ragtag sharpshooter with a single bullet to his name. Having fought their way through an infinite number of perverts and mutants, this pair of survivors are ready to show this world just what they're made of. Even if they have to grasp death by the heart like the dying snake it is, they'll get their happy ending. Their struggle won't be for nothing.

- RPGMaker media, its composers, and Indie fangames.
(ex.LISA, OneShot, Yume Nikki, OMORI)
(ex. Noisemaker, Taitoki, bo en, Camellia)
(ex. Pointless/Hopeful, Undertale Yellow, Sugary Spire, I.Rule)

- Industrial artists/genres, and the Apocalypse/Post-Apocalypse.
(ex. Front Line Assembly, Nine Inch Nails, Headhunter, Gravity Kills)
(ex. Fallout, Half-Life, NieR: Automata, Hyper Light Drifter)
(ex. We Will Become Silhouettes, In A House/Heartbeat, Nuclear Throne, The Day the World Went Away)

- Combat Sports and Firearms.
(ex. Thunderstruck, Mama Said Knock You Out, Kung Fu Fighting, Face Off)
(ex. 21 Guns, Hayloft, Shooter, Guns N Roses)

MY EARS STILL RING

* SALUTATIONS, LIGHTNERS!
* You are...?
* RASCELUS! THE CREATIVE WORLD'S MOST WANTED CRIMINAL!

Rascelus laughs

* HAVE YOU EVER WISHED FOR FREEDOM...
* ... AND NEVER ENDED UP GETTING ANY?
* Ummm... no?
* WELL, HERE'S WHAT TO DO!
* ... YOU JUST HAVE TO STEAL IT!
* ... steal it?
* YOU HEARD ME LOUD AND CLEAR!
* I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO STEAL FREEDOM!

Rascelus laughs

(* Umm... Kris, should we... really trust this man?)
(* What if he's another dealmaker like Spamton?)
(* We'll have to be very careful, Kris.)
* Alright, w-we'll accept your offer, Mr. Rascelus!
* FABULOUS!
* NOW, LETS GET TO BU-BU-BUSINESS!

Rascelus laughs

Battle starts 
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Here's an update to Rascelus' theme!

Sprite by me!

New design is here! Sprite coming soon!

Rascelus

insert undertale joke about how it shares same names like other undertale song

LIVE A LIVE - Megalomania [2xYM2612]

"I'm SORRY! We need your help to kill it!!"

A pumpkin, vines, and twigs became entwined with the old bones, letting them move just as the girls dreaded. It was so the apparition made a vessel for itself. It began taking swipes at them. After it grabbed Casey's shirt collar and lifted her with ease, the two fought with all they had. The book punched finger bones asunder with the ease of a broadsword, and so they ran. Under the boughs, the grass was dark, speckled with what sunlight could get through. It had gotten so dark. But Rachel trusted her gut, and it led them back to their street. The amaranth sky now cast deep, dark shadows on everything. Jonathan was still working on the decorations. But at least they were safe... right?

Moderate Action cue for my class. The older brother tells them the gravity of what they've done, that the spirit won't be contained to the site around the unmarked grave. They must fortify the house by preparing traps.
Over the course of the montage, the sky gets darker, and near the end of the cue, we see woody limbs effortlessly carve through the tripwires set up near the beginning.

"Now he's coming for us"

==> John: Reminisce.

* You think about how you ended up in this situation. You had just defeated Meenah in combat, and you were about to spare her when...
* Caliborn! That Cherub came in and stole the aspects that Meenah had collected from the humans that came before you.
* You find a familiar relic. You reach out and

* Your SAVE FILE was deleted.

BOY.
YOU THERE, BOY.
DO YOU NOT FEEL STUPID?
AFTER ALL,
WERE IT NOT FOR YOU,
I COULD NOT HAVE BESTED THE EMPRESS.
BUT DUE TO YOUR ACTIONS,
SHE IS DOUBLY DEAD
AND I HAVE ACQUIRED THE ASPECTS.

BOY.
THIS POWER
COURSING INSIDE ME.
IT IS ABSOLUTE.
BUT IT IS NOT COMPLETE.
THIS IS WELL WITHIN MY PLAN.
AFTER ALL, I DO NOT HAVE BREATH,
YOUR ASPECT OF FREEDOM,
BEFORE I CAN ESCAPE CANON.
THEN, WITH DOMINION OVER ALL,
HUMANS,
TROLLS,
EVERYTHING,
SHALL BE DECIMATED BY THE LORD OF DOUBLE DEATH.

FORGET ZAPPING TO YOUR SAVE FILE, BOY.
IT IS GONE FOREVER. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN.
FRET NOT.
I, CALIBORN
HAVE A NEW REALITY FOR YOU.
I WILL LOOP YOUR DEATH THROUGH TIME,
SO I MAY WATCH YOU BE TORN TO BLOODY PIECES
AD INFINITUM.

YOU DARE DEFY ME?
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU CAN STOP MY ARRIVAL?
YOU FOOLISH BOY.
I AM ALREADY HERE.

ALREADY HERE

* Your Pesterchum notification goes off.

https://pastebin.com/x6iQDprK

==> Neutral Route ending.

Gigapause

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
ENJOY THE NON-CANON SLOP YOU LITTLE PIGGIES!!!

CAM (NOT CAMELLIA) HAPPY

The original victory theme for Snoopy & Woodstock for my minitourney, FIXATION FUSION!
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SOURCES:
- Vince Guaraldi Trio - Linus And Lucy [Peanuts]
- Vince Guaraldi - Little Birdy [Peanuts, birds]
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10 - SNOOPY & WOODSTOCK
“His mission is to find the Red Baron and shoot him down.”
- Peanuts media, its artists, and other comic adaptations, excluding superheroes
- Cool Jazz, Jazz Fusion, and Lounge
- Aircraft, flight, and the sky
- Canines and birds

[OUTDATED] VICTORY! Snoopy & Woodstock - FIXATION FUSION

by request from Soundwave!!(https://soundcloud.com/hyponautical)
originally this was gonna be a swing cover but it turned out a little more coffee shop than i anticipated 
anyway i need to work on original stuff for projects so covers may be momentarily put on hold for now

Dating Start! (Extra Smooth Piano Cover)

i'm a cat who loves to snooze.

all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar

[ CLASH! ] ~ INAPPROPRIATE! Replace with BOWSER!

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