The very Best of Lazy Radiographer

“Stay Woke You Joke” by Lazy Radiographer is a fearless protest anthem for the modern era — a lyrical rebellion against hate, hypocrisy, and fear.
This track tears through fake patriotism and outdated pride, reclaiming woke as strength, empathy, and truth.
A spoken-word-meets-melody declaration for justice, inclusion, and unity — this is not just a song, it’s a movement.

Stay Woke, You Joke

A razor-sharp, satirical song about royal privilege and public accountability. This monarchy parody music takes a darkly funny look at elite culture, mocking outdated authority and the collapse of status when scrutiny hits. A modern monarchy criticism parody with biting satire about faded nobility, it delivers witty commentary on power and downfall in the UK royal family satire tradition. Expect a humorous royal downfall lyric style with political and royal satire ballad energy, blending a parody about fallen aristocrats with sharp lyrical takedowns of celebrity entitlement. A bold, modern satire on high society scandals and the myth of untouchable status—perfect for listeners seeking royal scandal satire songs and satirical aristocracy commentary.

The Once-Grand Duke of York

Cut through the noise with The Berk by Lazy Radiographer. A sharp, uncompromising alt-commentary track dismantling hollow rhetoric, ego-driven politics, and propaganda-grade confidence. Built for listeners who don’t buy theatrics, demand thought over volume, and refuse to tolerate empty cultural grandstanding. Stream it and get substance, not noise.

The Berk

A powerful reminder to choose help over silence. This spoken message encourages anyone struggling with suicidal thoughts to reach out, ask for support, and stay alive. You are not weak for hurting, and you are not alone—there is hope, and there are people ready to listen. If you feel overwhelmed, reach out to a friend, family member, or mental-health professional. Crisis support is available 24/7. Choosing life and asking for help is strength. Stay. Speak. Keep going. Your story isn’t finished.
Keywords: mental health, suicide prevention, seek help, you matter, choose life, reach out, hope, healing, support, stay alive, mental health awareness

Dont Call This Goodbye

Don’t call this goodbye

“Rise Through the Ruins” is a high-intensity hard-rock/metal anthem built on grit, defiance, and transformation. Driving riffs, thunderous drums, and a soaring war-cry chorus fuel the track as it moves from devastation to empowerment. The verses paint a world clawing its way out of collapse, while the chorus erupts into a unifying call to rise, rebuild, and refuse defeat. The song carries a raw, aggressive edge but anchors it with a melodic sense of triumph—perfect for a live crowd chanting every line back at full volume.

Rise Through the Ruin

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Comedy songs and dark-humour originals from a working radiographer. Satire, protest, and indie experiments. 

I write comedy, satire, and straight-up originals about life in radiography, healthcare, and the wider mess. Expect protest anthems, awkward truth, and hooks that stick. If you like Bo Burnham, Weird Al, and indie left-turns, you’re in the right place.

Genres: Alternative, Indie, Singer-Songwriter, Comedy
satire, protest, indie, acoustic, alt-pop

Spotlight tracks:
	1.	“Where You Fell”
	2.	“Gone but Not Forgotten (Lost Souls)”
	3.	“Lazy Like a Monday”
	4.	“Pass the Light Around”
	5.	“All Are One (Defending Every Soul)”