It started with a stolen lollipop… and ended in office.

This darkly funny, toe-tappin’ tale unwraps the truth about power, playground politics, and the sticky hands that never grow up. Featuring tantrums, tattles, and a suspiciously familiar bully, this song hits harder than a juice box to the face.

👶🏽💼 Come for the toddler drama, stay for the savage political punchline.

🛝 If you’ve ever lost candy—or faith in democracy—this one's for you.
👉 Like, comment, and share before he takes that too.

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The Ballad of a Candy Thief

Comedy songs and dark-humour originals from a working radiographer. Satire, protest, and indie experiments. 

I write comedy, satire, and straight-up originals about life in radiography, healthcare, and the wider mess. Expect protest anthems, awkward truth, and hooks that stick. If you like Bo Burnham, Weird Al, and indie left-turns, you’re in the right place.

Genres: Alternative, Indie, Singer-Songwriter, Comedy
satire, protest, indie, acoustic, alt-pop

Spotlight tracks:
	1.	“Where You Fell”
	2.	“Gone but Not Forgotten (Lost Souls)”
	3.	“Lazy Like a Monday”
	4.	“Pass the Light Around”
	5.	“All Are One (Defending Every Soul)”

The Ballad of a Candy Thief

Lazy Radiographer