Keri Latimer - Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Theremin
Devin Latimer - Bass Guitar
Joanna Miller - Drums, supporting vocals, Whistling
Chris Dunn - Electric Guitar
Geoff Hilhorst - Rhodes and Hammond A-100

Produced by John Paul Peters and Keri Latimer
Mixed and Mastered by John Paul Peters at Private Ear Recording in Winnipeg Manitoba in 2023
Produced with the financial participation of Manitoba Film & Music

Lyrics:
We got married on our first date
Drive through consummation by midnight
No more left being all alone 
Making out with the telephone

Fell in love between fries and rings
You said let’s have everything at the same time
All at once we were peeling out
Exclaiming our wedding vows

Found a fast romantic 
In a Dollarama aisle
Rows of shiny plastic
And your Dalai Lama smile

Landed in a Cul-de-sac encircling a Tamarack 
Who charmed a High and oh-so-Lonesome urban planner
Guarded from all thoroughfares, a dead end loop around and there 
He left her with a showy last-one-standing banner

We just paid to reserve our graves
Duplex discount at the Bargain Boneyard
Ended up scoring 2 for 1 
Isn’t life a phenomenon?

Found a fast romantic 
In a Dollarama aisle
Rows of shiny plastic
And your Dalai Lama smile

Found the last romantic 
In a Dollarama aisle
Rows of shiny plastic
And your Dalai Lama smile

Fast Romantics

Leaf Rapids