Woke up late, had rice for brunch
Mom yelling loud, with slipper punch
Wi-Fi slow, VPN on freeze
Just another day, typical Chinese

Chopsticks fly, dumplings drop
We bargain hard, we never stop
Tiger mom, pressure, ancient tea
Still standing tall — that’s typical me

I’m a typical Chinese, yeah you know what that means
lildickybigdreams  in my old ripped jeans
Got some ghosts in my history, fire in my genes
I cut in line so hard, I could reach the moon.

Textin’ in three apps, code-switch mode
Mandarin, English, and memes I load
We talk in quotes, from Confucius’ breeze
Dropped my trash right on the street

Burning incense and working late
Saving face, but accepting fate
Tradition and TikTok in my scene
I’m a paradox—typical Chinese queen

我的性癖就是被日本人夸typical chinese

happy nu fuck to my 3rd legendarynerd account

我的性癖就是被日本人夸typical chinese

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