Ensign Johnson is sounding a little pedophilic that he wants to be a good looking woman in a 12 year olds fantasy

*spoilers* Is Johnson's mom alive or is he channeling Anthony Perkins?

My family has this thing where if someone says they have a mind like a steel trap, we ask "Oh, rusted shut?"

Now I really hope you guys keep it going through Generations...

Ever since the thing on Lower Decks, where they were like "They use the holodeck for THAT?", I was wondering if Jason was gonna end up referencing it somehow.

Steve's gonna be so upset soon...probably try to go and tear Baby apart with his bare hands...

The  computer should find a reference to Unicron from a 20th century animated movie called The Transformers: The Movie. Heck, even my primitive computer can find it. 🙄

Why would you need to review his logs, or anybody else's logs for that matter? What they do in there is none of your business, show some discretion please.

Ok, gawking at other people's holodeck activities like that just has to violate a shitload of Starfleet regulations. And I use the word "violate" very deliberately.🤨

You are pissed now. Wait till he breaks a peace of glass and denies everybody a chance to get  a piece of ass.

S'Plunk and Clifton get their wires crossed and Johnson gets an unwelcome surprise

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