All credit to Lemon Demon/Neil Ciceriga. If you want me to take it down dm me.
Based on several audio posts of the same concept. An alternate universe where it was Lemon Demon who did DIal a song instead of They Might be Giants.

Dial a Song

Lemon Demon My Trains: Dail a Song Version

The original variant from Alamanc (2009), edited with the Spirit Phone transition.

Spirit Phone

Lemon Demon - Eighth Wonder [Spirit Phone]

This is a cover of a song written by Neil Cicierega (aka Lemon Demon) as a bonus track for his album View-Monster. You can find the album here: https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/view-monster

Download: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1NZr74UcQjTddyuEo16gw_Pm-HTkfr-Be?usp=share_link

Artwork by
JingulJane: https://twitter.com/JingulJane
Rough Draft: https://twitter.com/RoughlyDraft

Lyrics:
Howie thought brass was the height of style
Now he's got something of a steampunk smile
And it's all right
It's all right, it's all right

Sally got a dagger hung from her septum
O'Malley cut his ears off, but wishes that he kept 'em
And it's all right
It's all right to look cool
You do what you do what you do

Rooney got his skull exposed, doggone it!
Soon he's gonna get scrimshaw carved on it
And it's all right
It's all right to look cool
It's all right, it's all right

Do what you want with you
Be nonchalant with screws
Stuck through your eyelids
You new wave of pirates

Modify
Modify whatever
Modify
Modify and sever
Modify
May nothing get rejected
May nothing get infected

Mason got Frankenstein stitches installed
Adjacent to her eyes 'cause she wants to look mauled
And it's all right
It's all right, it's all right

Johnny stuck 20 gauge nails through his feet
Donnie stuck 40 if only to compete
And it's all right
It's all right to look cool
You do what you do, what you do

Stan tried to scarify his neck with a rope
His plan kind of failed, but it would've been dope
And it's all right
It's all right to look cool
It's all right, it's all right

Do what you want with you
Be nonchalant with screws
Stuck through your eyelids
You new wave of pirates

Modify
Modify whatever
Modify
Modify and sever
Modify
May nothing get rejected
May nothing get infected

Modify
Modify whatever
Modify
Modify and sever
Modify
May nothing get rejected (knock yourself out)
May nothing get infected

Modify (Lemon Demon Cover)

Lemon Demon-TouchTone Telephone

Outliars and Hyppocrates a fun fact about apples (Live Picnic at The Foul Rift) will wood

Neverending Hum (Remastered)

Action Movie Hero Boy (Remastered)

Ancient Aliens (2012 Snippet) - Lemon Demon

I Earn My Life (2013 Snippet) - Lemon Demon

When He Died (2013 Snippet) - Lemon Demon

This is a cover of a song originally written by Neil Cicierega (aka Lemon Demon) for his album Spirit Phone. You can find the original song here: https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/cabinet-man

Download: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ptR2SUifK_xWxMv98Rb_98b5x2MCThlq?usp=sharing

Lyrics:
The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played
Inside my workshop behind the old arcade
Electric desires had unraveled all my wires
Now I'm in the box for safekeeping
The news reporters reported that I died
But all my organs were living on inside
Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change
One big human heart gently beeping

You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine

Thank God for business, they let me take the floor
I stood so proudly, like I was going to war
Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered
This must be what love would have felt like
Such dedication, they came from miles away
With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play
In perfect patient lines because I was in their minds
I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like)

You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine

I'm happy for years and years
And only eating the occasional maintenance man
Only driving a few kids to madness
Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows?
I only want to have fun
But now they're telling me my days here are done
'Cause there's a little tiny box that they make in Japan
And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand

It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe
The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve
Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin
Breaking me and taking my quarters
Bashing in my face with a crowbar
Kicking me and pushing me over
Now they see my blood on their sneakers

You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine

Cabinet Man (Lemon Demon Cover)

Uploading rare and unreleased Lemon Demon & Neil Cicierega Songs!! If I find a song that I've uploaded that's already on Soundcloud, I will most likely delete it since its already here.

THIS IS NOT RUN BY NEIL!!! All songs go to him though.

I HOPE YOU ENJOY!!! <33

When He Died (2013 Snippet) - Lemon Demon

Lemon Demon Vault