mashup by gnirobobob @gnirob and lucasetak @lucasetak
art by constipateghgiet @nugman07 an ieslwar @filthy_ass_senpai

SCP-145912
Object class:  S̶a̶f̶e̶ Euclid
Containment procedures: There is almost no need of containment procedures due to the fact that the anomalous track has been taken down. However, all personnel who has worked on SCP-145912 is advised to avoid using the word "what" if possible.
Description: SCP-145912 is a infohazard triggered by whenever a person says the word "what" and knows of a internet tournament called "mashup week". If a person who knows of the tournament says "what" a red distorted figure (SCP-145912-A), similar to comedian Neil ������ appears for approximately 1 second and the voice of the popular youtuber ���tron can be heard saying "what" in an angry fashion (SCP-145912-B). It must be noted that no form of side effects occur long term exposure to these entities.
Discovery: in 20/08/20��, a internet tournament named "mashup week" uploaded a track on �����.com named "what". The track was discovered by Dr. ��Guy, who was a fan of this tournament. The track itself is a "mashup" parodying comedian Neil ������ and one of his popular songs "���". Approximately 1 day after this track's release, Dr. ��Guy started experiencing hallucinations about SCP-145912-A and SCP-145912-B. At first, it was thought that Dr. ��Guy was suffering from schizophrenia, but after further research, it was found that the soundcloud track "what" started causing SCP-145912. Shortly after, the track was removed from sound�����.com and every person who listened to the track recieved class A amnestics.

Bad Baller

[GEICO Commercial Division]
[August 30, 2019]

CAMEL: And then I said, "Mike! You will not BELIEVE what day it is." Guess what I said! Go on, guess!!
PINOCCHIO: Lemme guess... "Hump Dayyy-
CAMEL: HUMP DAYYYYYYYYY!! HAHAHA!!
MARTIN: Yes, well, you certainly have the enthusiasm. We'll call you back if there's an opening available.
CAMEL: Call me on Wednesday. I'm ONLY available on a Wednesday.
MARTIN: Yep. Gotcha.
PINOCCHIO: NEXT!!
[As the Camel walks out of the room, an old man walks in.]
MARTIN: Name, please.
BIFF: Hello, it's me. That guy that kind of looks like your grandfather. But you can call me Biff.
PINOCCHIO: Hold on... "Biff"... Ooooh! I remember you! Yeah! You're from that one commer- ... Oh. You're from THAT commercial.
MARTIN: Wait a minute, you mean that dancing Grandpa commercial? I actually quite liked that one.
BIFF: Yeah, it's me. Now, I understand my last commercial was... a bit of a train wreck.
PINOCCHIO: Or in this case, a car crash.
BIFF: Heh... yeah... But, uh, I was wondering if maybe... JUST maybe... I could have another shot...?
PINOCCHIO: N-
MARTIN: (AHEM) Uh, i-if you don't mind, I'd like to have a word with my partner for a moment.
BIFF: Go ahead.
[Martin and Pinocchio step out of the room.]
PINOCCHIO: MARTIN. Out of everyone in this building, we CANNOT let THAT GUY back in here!! Not after that AWFUL commercial.
MARTIN: Say what you want, Pinocchio, but I admire the man. He was one of the greats at his prime! Very wise, very bold, precise... EXACTLY what we're looking for, might I add.
PINOCCHIO: WELL- I-I... UH... I JUST DON'T LIKE THEM, OKAY?!
[Pinocchio's nose grows.]
MARTIN: ...
PINOCCHIO: ... HMPH. FINE!! BUT I AIN'T WORKING IN THIS BRANCH NO MORE!! I'M moving to the WOODCHUCK's Department!!
MARTIN: N-No wait I don't think tha-
[Before Martin could finish his sentence, Pinocchio marches into the room next door. The sound of screaming and two woodchucks chuckling can be heard from the other side. Martin walks back into the room with Biff.]
BIFF: So uh... Am I in the clear?
[Martin smiles.]
MARTIN: Everything checks up, old man.
BIFF: Epic. So... what exactly was the position for?
MARTIN: Well, it's less of a position, really...

It's more like an invitation...

This final track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown with art by Checking @user-344676715.

A callback to Geico's lifesaving benefits.
★ Vincent Mashups - Cursed Insurance
★ Ieslar - Initial G
★ CactusTeam - Undying Savings
★ MS360 - I'm Not Your Junior, I'm Your Senior
★ Gnirob - Shut Up and Save: The Final Push
★ Gnirob - Sexy Grandpa Party Rockers
★ Toothn't - Heat Haze Power Car
★ TheGuy - Push Me (Shuffle Type 4)
★ KryptoDigital - Driving 2 Woo Hoo
★ Vincent Mashups - Drifting Towards the Endgame
★ Kleptomato - As Your Grandpa I Expressly Forbid It
★ CactusTeam - Driving Like An ALL/STAR
★ TheGuy - Are We There Yet?
★ TheGuy - In The Hot Seat
★ TheGuy - Kart and Payload Insurance
★ WholePunch - Life is a Big City
★ vvsvlogs - Into the Highway
★ ImaginaryShadows - Showdowns and Highways
★ Gnirob - A Sexy Parked Car Nightmare
★ Gnirob & TheGuy - A Fairly Faithful Time
★ Vincent Mashups - Victory! Geico Gaming

BRACKET A: Round 3
In a close match, Geico defeats Ke$ha. (54.45% - 45.55%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 2
Geico illegitimately defeats Neil Cicierega by a single vote. (50.19% - 49.81%)
SEMIFINALS: Round 1
Geico Gaming beats Lord Farquaad. (55.49% - 44.51%)
FINALS:
In a tense final match, Geico gets a miraculous 15%. (15.07% - 42.12% - 42.81%)

Stay Jammin, Geico Gaming. May your victories serve as a wonderful reminder of how much we can save.

Cadillac Memory

Joker: ''Ah, an officer! Here are my demands…''
Patricia: ''The only demands I acquiesce are those of the law — and it demands I put you in a jail cell this instant! Hands up!''
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VS Track: Evkem @evkem
Illustration: TvGhost twitter.com/TVGhost__ , MoreMell0w
Music: The Content Cop Gets Demonetized
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Sourcelists:

Joker:
-Songs related to controversial gamers, as well as clowns and jesters (Bitch Lasagna, The World Revolving)
-Songs about society and changing society (This is America, I wanna Hold your Hand)
-Songs from Persona 5 (Life Will Change, Rivers in the Desert)
-Songs from and related to DC Comics (Get your Cape On, Joker Movie OST)

Patricia Wagon:
Songs from Mighty Switch Force and other WayForward properties, as well as games WayForward helped develop (Shantae, A Boy and His Blob, Ducktales Remastered)
Songs from games developed and/or published by Inti-Creates (no overlap)(Gal Gun, Bloodstained, Mighty no. 9)
Songs from soundtracks composed by Jake Kaufman (Steel Thy Shovel, Freestyle Retro, The Struggle Never Ends)
Songs related to the police and crime in general (Gangsta's Paradise, Songs by The Police, Fuck the Police)

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Original:
BOTH: 
- iDubbz ft. BOYINABAND - Asian Jake Paul (PW - Cops, J - Controversial Gamers)
- Pink Guy - Fuck The Police (PW - Cops, J - Society)

JOKER:
- Childish Gambino - This Is America (Society)
- I'm da Jokah Baybe voice Clip (DC Comics)

PATRICIA WAGON:
- YNW Melly - Murder On My Mind (Crime)

[GUEST R1 M2]  The Content Cop Gets Demonetized

Rayman: ''I’m used to platforming on these, but battling one? That’s new.''
Plate: ''...''
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VS Track: Evkem @evkem
Illustration: LazerChicken , MoreMell0w
Music: I've Made A Toxic Object
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Sourcelists:

PLATE:
-Songs about Food and Cooking(Cooking Mama, Peanut Butter Jelly Time)
-Songs about man-made objects (Two Trucks, My Trains)
-“Blue balls” rips, as well as Songs that are original arrangements (The Plate Song, Man Made Plate)
-Songs that are made to be as obnoxious as possible (Dubstep Songs, Country Songs)

RAYMAN AND THE RAVING RABBIDS:
-Rips featuring songs from the Rayman series of games, as well as the Rabbids series of games and Crossovers(Batuta din Moldova, Mario & Rabbids Kingdom Battle)
-Rips featuring songs parodied in Rayman Legends’ music levels (Black Betty, Eye of the Tiger)
-Rips featuring songs from artists parodied in Raving Rabbids TV Party (Another One Bites the Dust, Toxic by Britney Spears)
Rips featuring songs related to the Moon (Bayonetta, DuckTales' Moon Stage)
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Original:

PLATE:
- Lemon Demon - Man-Made Object (Manmade Objects)
- Lemon Demon - Two Trucks (Manmade Objects)
- DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Food)
- Roddy Rich - The Box (Manmade Objects)
- Shawn Wasabi - BURNT RICE (Food)
- Lil Pump - Gucci Gang (Repetitive/Manmade Objects)

RAYMAN AND RABBIDS:
- Britney Spears - Toxic ( Used in TV Party)
- Lipps Inc. - Funkytown (Used in Raving Rabbids 2)
- XXXTentacion - Moonlight (Moon)
- Daft Punk - Around The World (Used in TV Party)

Misc:
- UberHaxorNova - WOOL
- Damn Daniel
- Plate Shatter SFX

[GUEST R1 M1]  I've Made A Toxic Object

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TANKMAN: "Dedicated to all you FRED fans out there."

TANKMAN - 57% (106 votes)
FRED FIGGLEHORN - 43% (80 votes)

TANKMAN vs FRED FIGGLEHORN - THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...

Mega Frank: ''I feel like getting some Cotton Candy...''
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Results Fanfare: N3URO / Ellie
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[WR1 M2]  THE RESULTS

Song by: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Technoplane

-Music that relates to aircrafts and flight
-Music Commonly used by Minecraft Youtubers
-Music directly from Minecraft as well as Minecraft Parodies
-Music related to speed and going fast [NO SONIC]
-Games that inspired Hypixel minigames [NO OVERLAP]

Examples:

-Fly Like a G6, I Believe I Can Fly, Fly Away
-The Reckoning, Top of the World 2
-Wet Hands, Revenge, Cube Land, Pigstep
-Running in the 90s, Don't Stop Me Now, The Distance
-Mario Kart, Quake, DayZ

Victory! - Technoplane

Arrangement: hula_ellipse
Character Represented: Windows Warriors

Sources:
- Edutainment games
- Pre-2000s PC adventure games
- Songs from various Microsoft OS's, or using sounds from them
- Songs about/related to computers

Songs used:
Kahoot Theme (Edutainment)

Bad At Kahooie

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: VERBALASE BEATBOX

BIO:
Going from the host of Cartoon Beatbox Battles to a contestant in the Mash Pit sounds rough, but VerbalAse is gonna show the rest of the tournament how to scratch it no matter what! With the sources from outer space, rap battles, and 21st century humor, there isn't anything stopping this host from winning a tournament of his own. See you in the beatboxing ring!

SOURCES:
Super Mario Galaxy - Gusty Garden Galaxy (Space)
SSJ9K - Piccolo VS Kami RAP BATTLE! (Rap battles)
Calobi Productions - Fall Guys vs. Among Us Rap Battle (Rap battles, Ironic humor)
VerbalAse - Deadpool Beatbox Solo 2 (Rap battles, General beatboxing)

SOURCE LIST:

> Sources that would constitute as a rap battle
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Epic Rap Battles of History, Animeme Rap Battles)

> Space/Sci-Fi elements
(Star Wars, Shooting Stars, Moonbase Alpha, Star Fox)

> Sources associated with ironic humor (NO OVERLAP)
(Big Chungus, CalebCity, penis music)

> General beatboxing
(Incredibox, VerbalAse)

Lack Of Sauce Galaxy

Character Represented: Principal Skinner
Track By: https://soundcloud.com/xit_does_stuff
Render By: https://soundcloud.com/xit_does_stuff

02: Principal Skinner

SEYMOUR! Despite the directions, Principal Skinner has arrived in P.A.N.T. to educate his opponents in the art of losing, and by any chance, winning. After his hit single Steamed Hams Inc. went viral, he collaborated with NPCarlsson to bring YTP-inspired music to his school and Springfield-inspired source list. After the defeat of Bart a couple days ago, there will be no way Skinner will lose.. in fact, if he can even make real food.. Can he make his run unforgettable, or is that just a lame exaggeration?

•Any media created by Matt Groening or Seth McFarlane. [ The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad ]

•Songs from media that takes place in a school environment, or about school in general. [ Baldi’s Basics, Danganronpa, Sonic’s Schoolhouse, The Magic School Bus ]

•Songs and clips known for being used in YTPMVs. [ Rock My Emotions, Spartan Remix, Morshu Voice Clips, Rainbow Tylenol ]

•Music and games remixed or used by NPCarlsson. [ Mambo No. 5, Feel Good Inc, LocoRoco, Mr. Men ]

Bio written by: https://soundcloud.com/user-73811406 & haroway#0001

Sources Used:
ReDoin - JerryTerry [ YTPMVs ]
Rock My Emotions - Kitsune^2 [ YTPMVs ]
Theme Song - American Dad [ Seth McFarlane ]
You’re Mine - DAGames [ School ]
Basics in Behaviour - The Living Tombstone [ School ]
Steamed Hams. Inc - NPCarlsson [ NPCarlsson ]
Theme Song - Clone High [ School ]
Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The People [ School ]

Albert Chamberlain's Album

ReRockin The Feel Good. High

TFA By https://soundcloud.com/bri-pm
Art used by: LazerChicken, Caution/Deadhand, Photonix, and TV Ghost
Shitty Thumbnail by me.

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We are now in final 4 territory and I decided to make tracks for it. To quickly explain what the randomizer is basically teams were randomized and so were the sources. 

Songs used:
Pop Culture - Madeon (Clown Circus - Popular Animation Memes)
Guillotine - Death Grips (Zalgar - Experimental)
Boom Boom Boom - Dan Bull (Markiplier - Minecraft Fantracks) (Chaos Cohorts Reference - Dan Bull)
Sexy Grandpa Time - Biff Chitlins (Rick Reference - Text to Speech)
Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk (Markiplier - Robots)
Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon (Clown Circus - Made by Neil)
Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5 (Markiplier - Songs used in popular Minecraft parodies, Screw the Nether)
Airplanes - B.o.B (Zalgar - Space)
Last Friday Night - Katy Perry (Jack Skellington - Fridays)
We Are Number One - Lazy Town (Zalgar - Lethargy)
U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer (Clown Circus - Used by Neil) 
Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J (Jack Skellington - Sports)
Space Jam - Quad City DJs (Jack Skellington - Sports)

[TFA Randomizer] The Final 4

”Welcome to Live for Another Day 2, a wonderful tournament where a lively cast of characters duke it out for the chance to keep on living... and maybe escape.”

Follow the first account to see what happened previously: https://soundcloud.com/lfad-2-the-killing-games
Part 3: @lfad2-part-3

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[GUEST R1 M2] The Content Cop Gets Demonetized

LFAD2: Part 2