Guitar, Gangsters and Cadillacs

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Hey Boss! Welcome back to the Filthy Frank Show! After numerous years of banishment, Francis of the Filth has came back, ready to make the competition a whole lot more edgier and retarded to regain his lost chromosomes.
★Songs by George Miller (Joji, Pink Guy)
(She's So Nice, HELP, SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK, Attention)
★Infamous Songs in the Hip-Hop/Rap Genre
(My Name Is, Gucci Gang, Still D.R.E.)
★Songs that are either jokes, memes or ballads??
(Meme Machine, Rappin For Jesus, My Heart Will Go On)
This art was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, and this track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam. Stay Jammin!

Filthy Dumplings

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all? Lord Farquaad of course! Even though he couldn't win Fiona's heart, he is sure to swoon over the ladies in MASHUP WEEK! His source list will definitely make his opponents bow down and declare him the all star!
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)
This track was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows with art by TheGuy. Stay Jammin!

King's Power

FRANK: It's been a ride you ugly son of a bitch, but your autistic fan base ain't got nothing on me.
HEROBRINE: Poor choice of last words, young man.
FRANK: Come get it you dumb blocky fuck. I am going to piss on you!!!
HEROBRINE: Sticks and stones may build my homes, but your insults cannot wither me!!!
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This cover / parody was a collaborative effort, with lyrics by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai on the instrumental, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, and Gnirob @gnirob on the background vocals. This cover art was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and Mr. Porkchop @mr-porkchop777. Stay Jammin!

(Filthy Frank is smoking outside the HQ. He's been fully recovered from his injuries and is ready to compete once again in the tournament. Not much later, Herobrine spawns right beside Frank.)
FILTHY FRANK: AGH!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! AT LEAST WARN ME WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT!
HEROBRINE: My apologies, Mr. Frank, haha. I simply wanted to get some fresh air.
FILTHY FRANK: ... Do you even NEED air? How the fuck does that work?
HEROBRINE: Well, not really. I just like to imagine I do... Where I'm from, that's basically the "go to" excuse for everything. When imagination makes up most of your life, you just... pretend to enjoy things, sometimes.
(Filthy Frank takes a puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Damn man... now you got me thinkin' and shit. So like, you can EAT and all that shit, but, you don't really NEED to, right?
HEROBRINE: Well. Yes and no. It's... admittedly complicated.
(Filthy Frank takes another puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Sounds deep, man... Actually, damn... Y'know, that'd make for a pretty good track. About thinking too harshly about shit and overcomplicating things... yeah. Yeah! Hey, block sucker, you think you're free this afternoon?
HEROBRINE: Er... Well, not really. Yeah, I'm free. Why do you sa-
(Filthy Frank puts a cigarette in Herobrine's mouth and lights it for him. Herobrine takes a big long puff, then a blocky cloud emits from his mouth.)
HEROBRINE: ... Damn.
FILTHY FRANK: "Devil's Lettuce" baby. FUCK the Christian Minecraft Servers. 
We're makin' music TONIGHT, baby!!

EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

Fighter: Cookie Warriors
Arrangement: Nomi @nomi-spector
Illustration: taconi https://twitter.com/takotwt
Music: Collecting Cookies
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Sourcelist:
-Songs from Clicker games and Point-And-Click games (Clicker Heroes, Sam and Max, Sakura Clicker, etc)
-Songs from Endless Runners and Popular Moible Games (Cookie Run, Subway Surfers, Angry Birds)
-Songs about sweets and cookies (Chocolate Rain, Candy Store, Collecting Cookies)
-Songs involving Grandmas and Grandpas (Rappin for Jesus, Thrift Shop, Sexy Grandpa Time, etc)

Original:
-Collecting Cookies -The Living Tombstone (Sweets/Cookies)

Collecting Cookies

Character: LFAD2 Guests
Arrangement: MoreMell0w (With help by LazyTomato)
Stock illustrations: MoreMell0w, TVGhost
Music: Ms. Monomi's Guest Megamash
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Original:
Ms. Monomi's Practice Lesson (Danganronpa 2)
Fatboy Slim - Acid 8000 (Pacman - Drugs)
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (Rayman - Rayman Music Level)
Jontron - Fireworks (Joker - Controversial Gamers)
Jake Kaufman - Rescue Girl (Patricia - Wayforward Games)
Lego Island - Brick by Brick (Plate - Manmade Objects)
Bayonetta - Mysterious Destiny (Rayman - Moon)
Jerma Beatboxing (Pacman - Jerma)
Persona 5 - Last Surprise (Joker - P5)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theme Song (Space Ghost - AS Shows)

Ms. Monomi's Cool Bracket Track

Fighter: Cookie Warriors
Arrangement: VincentMashups @user-555166013-407235477
Illustration: taconi
Music: Sugary Escape
Join the Discord and learn more about LFAD2 and its characters! discord.gg/NTwd37d

Sourcelist:
-Songs from Clicker games and Point-And-Click games (Clicker Heroes, Sam and Max, Sakura Clicker, etc)
-Songs from Endless Runners and Popular Moible Games (Cookie Run, Subway Surfers, Angry Birds)
-Songs about sweets and cookies (Chocolate Rain, Candy Store, Collecting Cookies)
-Songs involving Grandmas and Grandpas (Rappin for Jesus, Thrift Shop, Sexy Grandpa Time, etc)

Original:
- BROCKHAMPTON ft. Dua Lipa - SUGAR (Remix) (Sweets)
- Gwen Stefani ft. Akon - The Sweet Escape (Sweets)
- Biff Chitlins - I'm Not Your Daddy, I'm Your Grandpa (Grandparents)

Sugary Escape

Contestant #6: The Undertaker
Track by @Wertem 
Art by TVGhost (https://twitter.com/TVGhost__) & Filthy Fred (https://twitter.com/FiIthyFred)

From the deepest deeps of the underworld, The Undertaker crawls out into the tournament! Representing his wrestling career, the undead and his less memorable character of an American Bad Ass! Tonight, he requires a sacrifice, so don't even try running or hiding. After all, you can't hide from a dead man.
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Sources:
- Destroyer (Samoa Joe's Theme) - WWE & CFO$ (Wrestling)
- Burning Man - WATT feat. Post Malone (WWE Games)
- Survival - Eminem (WWE Games)
- Spooky Scary Skeletons - Andrew Gold (Undead)
- Shot In The Dark - AC/DC (Wrestling)
- Rest in Piece (Undertaker's Theme) - Jim Johnson (Wrestling)

Sourcelist:
- Music related to wrestling
- Music from to the undead media
- Music related to motorcycles
- Music used in WWE games and from games WWE has collaborated with [NO OVERLAP] 

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30 Feet Underground

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: VERBALASE BEATBOX

BIO:
Going from the host of Cartoon Beatbox Battles to a contestant in the Mash Pit sounds rough, but VerbalAse is gonna show the rest of the tournament how to scratch it no matter what! With the sources from outer space, rap battles, and 21st century humor, there isn't anything stopping this host from winning a tournament of his own. See you in the beatboxing ring!

SOURCES:
Super Mario Galaxy - Gusty Garden Galaxy (Space)
SSJ9K - Piccolo VS Kami RAP BATTLE! (Rap battles)
Calobi Productions - Fall Guys vs. Among Us Rap Battle (Rap battles, Ironic humor)
VerbalAse - Deadpool Beatbox Solo 2 (Rap battles, General beatboxing)

SOURCE LIST:

> Sources that would constitute as a rap battle
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Epic Rap Battles of History, Animeme Rap Battles)

> Space/Sci-Fi elements
(Star Wars, Shooting Stars, Moonbase Alpha, Star Fox)

> Sources associated with ironic humor (NO OVERLAP)
(Big Chungus, CalebCity, penis music)

> General beatboxing
(Incredibox, VerbalAse)

Lack Of Sauce Galaxy

”Welcome to Live for Another Day 2, a wonderful tournament where a lively cast of characters duke it out for the chance to keep on living... and maybe escape.”

Follow the first account to see what happened previously: https://soundcloud.com/lfad-2-the-killing-games
Part 3: @lfad2-part-3

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Ms. Monomi's Cool Bracket Track

LFAD2: Part 2