HOW THE HELL DID HE KNO-

"But daddy I love him! SAY WHAT NOW BOY?"

Do you or do you not feel Bonita

you know when you’re a little kid-

apple pen go poof

substitute Teacher meme

shut the f— up ur being so ✨d r a m a t i c✨

So I wake up this morning covered in dirt.. turns out my roommates tried to bury me last night..

are you a lesbin?

CHRISSY WAKE UP-

Do you swear not to tell what you saw