what if i put my minecraft bed next to yours

Soundclowns 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Agony in audio form 2

Sound Cloud meme collection part 22.

You still haven't finished the "Best of" collection.

Jokes on you, barely started.

Memes 22

wow, wow, wow!

Shitpost/mashup playground 12

Yeet

i wanna die so bad

i can't NOT fuck him

bark bark bark bark bark bark! * someone plz translate that, pap, can you do it? *IM SORRY, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS CANOT TRANSLATE THAT, I CANOT SPEAK DOG! *uhg, fine pap, i'll do it then, hmmm... lets see 

 (currently translating) *ehem, we, the dogs, hope you like our version of the spider dance, if you dont like it, we will poo in your shoes.  (done translating) *THAT DOESNT SOUND VERRY NICE! *no pap, no it doesnt...   

XD, that (if you didnt notice) was my representation of sans and papyrus, you didnt have to like tho

Annoying Dog Dance (Undertale Remix)

original by triple-q. He wont post it on soundcloud (probably due to copyright issues.)so i did. i do not own anything all artistic material belongs to respective owners. check out triple q on his youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TripleKyun
youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk5cuDMADrI
Songs used:
"Wonderwall" - Oasis
"Okaeri" - Murakawa, Sakura, Asumi, and Koiwai

Nyanderwall

Grant Kirkhope Composes Banjo Kazooie For Gay Adults

Nintendo Switch Sound - Someone at Nintendo
Killer Queen - Queen

Has this been done before?

Nintendo Switch Click

this took alot of time, but its probably the most fun ive had getting creative with a mashup. also, listen to mouth moods. And shoutout to @namelesswastaken for making the perfect album art!

Here are the lyrics so you can sing along with the second greatest rapper of our time.


SOME
People call me Mr. 305 checking in for the remix
Hahaha, Dale
One Two Three Four 
Uno Dos Tres Cuatro

Tip to the top on my way to the tip top
Pit got Alfred Hitchcock locked in the car
Alfred got an ass like a donkey, with a donkey
Look like donk donk
HA
Alfred Hitchcock’s hot and he got a big but
Im a big top and I want Alfred Hitchcock (panting)
Now watch me (panting) a movie like Alfred(panting)cock (more panting)

Roomba seeyeeyee yeyegititso
Roomba caa a c caa aa
Vroomvroom sEEee yeyegititso
Baabaa call Alfred Hitchcock

I wanna make a movie
I wanna make a movie (Dale)
A big monkey movie (Ha Dale)
A King Kong movie, 
A Donkey Kong Movie!

I know you wan wan
You know I wan wan
I know you wan wan (Dale)
You know I wan wan (Ha Dale Ha Ha)

One, Two, Three, Four
Two, One, Three, Four
Three Uno One Dos Two Tres Three
One Uno Two Dos Three Cuatro Four Dale

Im runnin runnin runnin like a runningback
Scarface running like a runningback
30 thousand people, all of them runningbacks
80 thousand people, running from the runningbacks
90 thousand people in London when i’m in London with Alfred Hitchcock
Getting warmed up, Papo
He’s got Stockholm
I know he love to get it in get it on, uh
Hes got a boner, He’s off the chain
Damn he’s hot
I wanna do everything and anything 
and I play with ya all night long
So don’t sleep or snooze
Dun da dun da zigga zigga zigga zoww
Dun da dun da Puh pum pa puh puh
Pump it up and back it up like a Tonka™ Truck
Baby I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care….

They can’t stop Alfred Hitchcock
They won’t stop Alfred Hitchcock
They never will stop Hitchcock
DON’T STOP ALFRED HITCHCOCK

I know you wan wan
You know I wan wan
I know you wan wan (Dale)
You know I wan wan (Ha Dale Ha Ha)

One One Two Three Three Two Four
Uno Cuatro Dale One Ha Dont Stop Hitchcock Four
Three Uno One Dos Two Tres Three 
One Uno Two Dos Three Cuatro Dale

Roomba. (See)
Roomba. (Call)
Roomba. ITS MR 305	 (See)
Roomba. Ha ha. (Call)

Roomba see yeyegetigetit
Roomba call MR WORLDWIDE
Roomba Roomba yeyegeeeetit
Roomba call DALE

Yeah right, Picture me working hard
With a kodak, In Times Square, with a kodak
Take a picture of a kodak, with a kodak
In a kodak of me with a kodak

ToNIGHT
I can make you my Lindsay Lohan
Keep blowing like Lindsay Lohan
Hustlers stay silent like Lindsay Lohan
I got it locked up like Alfred Hitchcock

I know you wan wan
You know I wan wan
I know you wan wan 
You know I wan wan (Mr. Worldwide) 

One One Two Three Three Two Four
Uno Cuatro Dale One Ha Dont Stop Hitchcock Four
Three Uno One Dos Two Tres Three 
One Uno Two Dos Three Cuatro Dale

Roomba.
Roomba. (Mr. Worldwide)
Roomba. Roomba see getit

They can’t stop Alfred Hitchcock
They won’t stop Alfred Hitchcock
They never will stop Hitchcock (Mr. 305) 
Don’t stop Alfred Hitchcock 
(x2)
DALE

Pit Pit (Lyrics in Desc.)

this took surprisingly little effort, might make an actually sentence-mixed version if the idea seems popular

if my first wow wow mashup got so popular than so should this one

Hey There Monika

mashups

wow wow shake

She Will Be Photographed

edit 1: OKAY HOW DAFUQ DID I GET 14 LIKES, 11 REPOSTS AND FUCKING 102 PLAYS?! is it's good i srsly don't know
edit 2: 306 PLAYS, 35 LIKES AND FUCKING 18 REPOSTS?! Jesus you guys are making me blush owo
edit 3: okay now for real how tf did i get noticed by senpais
edit 4: why are you allfucking liking this the full version is out lol

yes ma broda megalo queen clap *clucking*

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*Well, if it isn't the non believer boy.
*I have to say, I'm quite impressed of your journey so far.
*But now it's over.
*This long journey finishes here.
*I spit on you.
*This is for the Queen. For Uganda! FOR MY BRODAS
*THIS IS MY UGANDAN PRIDE!!!

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just made that real quick lol

(I WILL FINISH THIS BECAUSE YES) [No AU] UGANDAN PRIDE

based on: https://soundcloud.com/artdafart2/doki-doki-lit-club

Wow Wow LIT CLUB

Free download listed under "More". 
Thank you for 100 followers AND 20k total plays in the same day! You guys are amazing.

Sources (In order of appearance)
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Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow
Takahiro Yamada - Snow Halation
Childish Gambino - Sweatpants
Ian Carter - Asian Jake Paul
Satoru Kōsaki - Motteke! Sailor Fuku
Gorillaz -Feel Good Inc.
Childish Gambino - Bonfire
Máni Svavarsson - We Are Number One
Childish Gambino - 3005
Uncle Jobel saying "Grand Dad"
Main Theme - The Flintstones: Rescue of Dino and Hoppy
Death Grips - Lord of the Game
Death Grips - Takyon
Kenichi Tokoi - Unknown From M.E.
PSY - Gangnam Style

Wow Wow, 100 Followers! (And 20k Plays!)

New core and the streak of mashups don't stop.

Also I got reposted by @smug-memeing-doggo and now my notifications are on fire. Woo!

I really really really really really really like Sonic Mania

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

animal shelter

in the name of dorito shell tacos

hello guys!

here's my new song called 'float'! i wrote it trying to write a jpop song and the outcome is a lot different from what i expected lol but not in a bad way. it's nice to have a change of pace and do something that makes you get out of your comfort zone again. writing this was actually a lot of fun and a lot of frustration haha. i hope you guys like it!

love you all ♡

yt stream: https://youtu.be/Kd4iO2V0yPk

Stream/Download

Float

hello guys!!

this is my new song, "thoughtless", an piano/orchestral piece. i wrote this with much less time than i usually would because i was at anime expo and am still going to anime expo right now haha. so trying to find the time to write was difficult. i would come home tired from the con and wouldn't be work on anything. but that taught me more about time management and many other things. anyways, working on this was fun, and i hope you guys like it! im gonna go straight to the con after uploading this haha.

love you all ♡

yt stream: https://youtu.be/6W0hOsMtaLY

Thoughtless

hi guys!

this is my new song, 'home'! a sort of chill orchestral song i wrote. i wanted to relax this week so i wrote a relaxing song^^. i had a lot of fun writing this as i recorded a lot of stuff on my desk for the percs on this song. it was kinda inspired by jacob collier to do that. i loved experimenting with the recordings to make some cool foley stuff. this song was a cool little experience c: i hope you guys like it!

love you all ♡

Home

Credit to Gyrotron or whoever owned this originally

EXTREME SOUNDCLOWN MEGAMIX III

I'm Going To Hell For This

Witch Doctor - Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing

the song that inspired crab rave

funny time

spirited away (epic version)

IT'S IN THE GAME

i had this idea at like 3am for no reason ouch

the office is a really good show

you know what, use this in your terrible musicalys and tiktoks, i dont even care

In My Office ft. Drake

All Of A Sudden we poppin'

Remaster of a classic.

Sources: Where The Guns At - Nuclear Throne, Run - Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number

Run And Gun

Just wanted to go back and remake one of my favorite mashups from about a year ago.

Pascal Village People (Remastered)

childish delfino

I've been playing a lot of Metal Gear Rising lately and wow it is epic. The soundtrack is fantastic too, like every boss has a theme with awesome lyrics about survival and pain and stuff. So obviously I had to ruin this one with One Direction.

sans of time

The Only Direction I Know For Real

I was the ruler of middle school with my Walkman

And some of the vocals here are mine ayo lol

Running In The 2000's

The song I used in several youtube videos. I made this beat a couple of years back just messing around.

My PP Itches Type Beat

playboi carti - kid cudi (pissy pamper)
kid cudi - day n nite

spotify link: https://open.spotify.com/album/1JopWGyfDMnOc5uJ3zpwOh

cyranek's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5F5Onqh2GQ

if my first wow wow mashup got so popular than so should this one

Just A Little Memer