FRB Diss Tracks

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yyCM9vJd9X3SvoxC5fLrM6-PoeOKgtvA26Kj0ZZc3DI/edit
MetaMachine as Frosty the Snowman
KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Belle Beniko as Holiday Narrator
Written by MetaMachine
Chiseled by Shimario and Mancha
Beat arrangement and mixed by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next time: "Explosive Outbursts" (ft. Alex M. and garbageGothic)

Frosty the Snowman vs. Hat Kid

A demo me and Shimario made in a rap battle tournament together when we were pitted against one another. People thought it was really good and wanted us to publicly release it so here it is! This was written under the course of 72 hours I believe? Something around that.

Cover art by Ethan
Devil written by me
Dracula written by Shimario
Mixed by me
Prod. by Dansonn

DEVIL Verse 1:
The Lord of the Flies, the Stoker of fires who borned the first lie shall now start
Towards this former young mind at my Scholomance, tried to immortalize life through my arts
He arose once he died, title stolen from mine, and enjoyed his new time in the dark
Til your dome was sent flying - you don’t want to die? Take these pointers of mine to heart
You’ll go down like it’s Georgia, I’m quite good at musically sparring - as golden with mics as when using guitar strums
Blood gourmets to dine on if you win, if not then I’ll roast you and spice the steaks too with some garlic
So take twelve lines and amuse me through our bet, best follow in Dante’s path - delve deep
Or face demise once you lose and can’t stop but once more feel the dark wrath of Hell sing


DRACULA Verse 1:
*yawns* I don’t like to leave my home often
But when I do, it’s more than just me who sleeps in a coffin
I sink my teeth into them, pierce through them until they’re left to rot
Sure you wrote the book on that, too bad no one’s read it all
Your “hellscape” makes a real monster such as myself snore
Trust me Luci, I’ve gotten used to torches and pitchforks
and you dare bring up what gets me weak?
Don’t act as if you’re any better, please!
How can you mention Garlic when you’re getting beat 
by just seeing the letter T
I’ve evolved beyond a mere god or demon, bitch 
How could this freak even win? What, do I just believe in him?
So when night hits and the moon comes around, and I shift and then swoop into town
You’re about to start pissing yourself cuz you’re used to losing to dudes who loom in the clouds


DEVIL Verse 2:
To have this wager won, go below surface level
And pack a greater punch, dealing blows with the devil
Though you’re damned and bankrupt, got no soul left to peddle
But I’m bound to claim you once you take home a silver medal
Been around for ages, I saw how you once thrived yet 
This batty shapeshifter still fell worse than I did
Which I’ll now detail for you since that’s where I’m oft-hidden
Have you faced with the reflection you thought missing
This alchemist statesman used the darkest crafts
Became a vampire draining blood, spent novel acts
Manufacturing ladies’ lust with charms and hacks
Cursing Transylvania ‘til his author passed
Entered the vast domain of the public who left this stalker’s ass
In shadows craving the days he wasn’t just stock for cash
Can’t capture greatness once more, I’d suggest you Harken fast
Poor Dracula’s aged about as well as the walls he has
Bram’s in pain, yes, hear him scream at the path you’re on
Trapped in Cages, been reduced to a laughingstock
Sandler’s playing ya, a hand now shakes you up
How sad your fate has come back to grains of dust
Count, your days are up, you’ll yearn for a sunburn
As you count your days all up to meet with the others
In pitch black damnation ‘cause you’ll eternally suffer
That’s what Satan does when dealing with suckers


DRACULA Verse 2:
You slaughter relentlessly but the spawn of evil’s got a truth too sad to share
You probably envy me, smooth with my craft, I’m taking these hoes back to Dracul’s lair
Yes you stay in eternal flame, but you’re still so lonely and so cold down there
I get why you drag bitches into your pit, cause otherwise women DON’T GO IN THEEERE
So just back off
You’d know a thing or two about changing your form, man you have tons
Gremlins, Goblins, and Goats. It never stops, I’ll dethrone
the king of evil cuz Drac is a Rap God
You’ve met your end, but this time it’s not your choice your make
Welcome to Purgatory now, I hope you enjoy your stay

I’m just playing Satan, you know I love you

The Devil vs Count Dracula DEMO - Contest Of Champions

Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of Reboot Rap Battles! The series where we take iconic matchups and put our own spin on it! In this premiere episode, we have the personifications of two of the most polarizing concepts in internet culture, Cryptocurrency and Astrology!

Zagranis as Astrology Girl
JustGamer as Cryptobro
Written by JustGamer and Zagranis
Beat Produced by 2Deep
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Zagranis
Art by Grenade
Logo by Commander Jacob

Cryptobro:
Rolling in dough, rolling in with hoes, yea you know it’s the CRYP-TO-BRO
Mess with me then you’ll end up like an NFT, this bitch I’ll own 
Worth pennies when we started, now topping the stock market, I’ll kick your ass next
Cause who’s dumb enough to base their personality on when their parents had sex??

Astrology Girl:
In all of my years looking up at the stars, didn’t think I’d be battling this
Chronically online manchild who spends stacks on stacks for some chimps
Take a glimpse at your impending loss hun, it’s all in the cards
If you wanna alienate follow daddy musk all the way to fucking mars

Cryptobro:
While you were claiming your view’s ethereal, I’m out here making my Ethi real 
So let’s quit the talk of that cheesy spiel 
I’m on that grinding mindset with my time spent finding what will rise high next
So don’t end up surprised if I’m taking over the world wide web 
While you’re sitting around waiting for the universe to be in your favor
Crying to your friends like: “It’s Virgo season, not my fault I’m a hater!”
Don’t need to trace a shape to dictate your fate, I can end you with one dope line
Now watch as the star girl shoves crystals up where the sun don’t shine

Astrology Girl:
Your currency’s basis lacks information
My planets are lining up in formation

Cryptobro:
Bitch lemme know who the fuck asked
For you to talk about a lack of facts

Astrology Girl:
Sit back, relax, breathe, let the normie get it out of his system
He doesn’t realize what he’s doing is wrong, so let me list ‘em
NFTs are the enviroment’s cancer, a pfp for out of touch actors
Don’t think I’ve seen a single thing sadder, online you’re a god, real life you’re a slacker
I spend my life, helping people find their inner strength and improve their lives
You peddle lies, but don’t realize, you’re bringing the world to its demise
Spending hours mining the blockchain, trying his best to wisecrack haters
All to childishly defend some dated pixel art, like a Minecraft player! 

Cryptobro:
You’re fucking obnoxious, do all Aries need to act so defiant?  
You can try to deny it but there’s only proof for one of us rooted in science
I’m science fiction, your science is fiction, don’t you get it? You’ll always be wrong 
So yea check the profile pic, the shape says it all, you’re Hexa-gone

Astrology Girl:
This basic sigma male is truly token, but you’ve got no worth even in an arcade 
So insignificant, you could take a page from me and listen to what the stars say 
When you’re laying down, broke and in debt, wondering what went wrong with your life
From the beginning you were destined to fail, you should’ve taken the signs

Cryptobro vs Astrology Girl

matan even VS greta thunberg

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: anywaywell

Matan Even

Hey, my turn. Yeah, I just want to nominate
Ms. Greta Thunberg for capturing Andrew Tate.
Now do something useful, something other than
Skipping school and shaking a cardboard sign at the government.

I’m champion of the world, king of the Game Awards
But half of them don’t even believe in what you pay towards
Try changing the people first or you’ll drop sooner
And slowly melt away, that’s just the tip of the Thunberg.

Greta Thunberg

Yeah, Greta Thunberg will soon drop a better verse,
‘Cause I take down groomers, you take spotlights from developers,
Just so you could nominate your rabbi Bill Clinton
But much like that award, you won’t actually be winning!

I changed the world by placing their aim at the climate!
Now the youth are saving the day, and I’m behind it!
While you’re tryna gain traction on Twitch, but you lost relevance
Your time in the Ring is up, it’s gone Elden, bitch!

Matan Even

I know you only spoke when you thought it was necessary
So those lines you wrote were a sign of illiteracy
Speaking of, you’re on the streets like you’re asking for loose change
You sound like you’re currently hitting the griddy for Ukraine

You’re forcing innocents to have a guilty conscience,
While I win every debate just spitting nonsense.
Your movement is useless, so shake fists at Putin.
My impact will always be bigger: carbon footprint

Greta Thunberg

How dare you? I’m making efforts against pollution
Your hairdo is more oily than the whole ocean.
You went from publicity to public harassment!
This is the second time you’ll hear awkward clapping!

It makes sense you got arrested after the show
This is what happens when you recycle lame jokes
When Twitter saw me burning fossils, it wasn’t gas!
They switched the tune to Thunberg, and turned @matanevenoff!

Matan Even VS Greta Thunberg - Rap Battle

This is from summer 2021 I don't stand by these lyrics (or this horrendous mic quality) anymore.

Thumbnail by Shimario
Mixed by GlitchDude
Beat by Dansonn probably

Psytube:
Wow, this is barely a fight
Man I’ve never had a battle this unfair in my life
But with all that time on the street getting scared in the night
I suppose it’s pretty good for me to share the spotlight
So I’m facing Jenni now in the second round?
Effort? Damn near every sentence gets you down
Might as well call me Bendy how
I’m giving you these 3 minutes of empty clout
I’ve gotten respected for dropping the best shit in 3 years, since the days that I did edits
You’ve been working your way up for twice that and for what, a couple of writing credits?
So Raichous’ bestie might wanna leave ‘fore I drop a beat worse than you did from your college degree
Come back when you’re top 10 with three battles but until then just quit bothering me
What’s the matter Jenni, you don’t like the casket I’ve laid you in?
Hey don’t worry, Eddie and Seth might show up and like maybe some other canadians
I’m slaying this, it’s a murder scene
Just take a single quick verse for free
You better be grateful I took you to class, I know how much you wanted to work with me

Jenni:
So you’re the guy who whined about his spot in the top ten
The Psy meme with the rhyme schemes like his personality: rotten
But Jenni? There’s no stopping. I’m trashing you on the mic.
Because I treat a verse like I treat a VC: I’m back on the grind!
This dude is falling, I’m master-ballin’ always catching you off guard!
So crushing this duck is not hard. No mercy when I drop bars.
But not to give you a false start, you’ve had a decent run
Claiming to be a rapper, but how many roles have you actually done?
I’m taking the top. Thinking you have a shot against me is an illusion
With those worthless verses you spew, you’ll end up hurting yourself in your confusion!
I’ve seen the worst the world has to offer, your rhymes don’t hurt me
So maybe make like your own homeland, and brexit the tourney

Psytube:
Think a bunch of random references are leaving me dead?
Yo, did your kitten hop up on your keyboard again?
I’m only a kid but I guess I gotta be the one to teach you something
Most people leave home when they become an adult but you’re meant to go to a new one bitch
Not the first brit that you’ve been pitted against, but just keep in mind that this one is a threat
Cause I go outside sometimes while the only grass you touch is in your cigarettes
And I’m always the life of a voice chat, notice how everyone goes when I’m finished
I mean, you're the dopest in loads of VCs too, difference is that you’re the only one in ‘em

Jenni:
That’s it! I’ve had it! No more complainin’.
Your constant bitching drives me insane, kid!
Feedback is basic but you just can't take it
I’ve won awards, you’re FRB famous!
Potential for greatness, you have it, I’d say
But fail when your ego’s standing in your way
So drop all the hate! Learn to behave!
Or I leave a dead meme in his grave

Psytube Vs JenniNoMercy - Scrapped FRB Brawl

Quite a while ago, someone was tryna talk shit about Dustin’s content. A few years later, I’m sending a message.

Intro:
Yo Serena
You said you would kill for some stupid ass diss track beef
Well I assure you there’s nothing “stupid” about this beef
And that I’m gonna be the one doing the “killing”

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth

Verse 1:
My G Serena, I see you’re tryna find some smoke
But we can scrap the E cuz you shoulda quit a while ago
I would say since you started that you’ve copied my entire flow
But based off Josiah Bartlet, you can’t even do that right, you dope

A slot in FRB staff is your top accomplishment
That should’ve been obvious off the fact the bars you drop are moderate 
Don’t need no profile edits, you pissed more than just Mancha off, son
I hear you’re Italian, of course all you brought’s a copypasta

Dawg, you got your ass cooked by Flooshy - you think you’d tear me up
Comparing yourself to the most mid Danganronpa character
Your Twitter’s filled with fictional chicks yet you ain’t get their games
Add a good role to your kin list, another thing you’ll never play

Zabroni, persona’s a phony
I’m known as a h*rseman, you’re known as a brony
Your frickin’ mixing makes me wanna shoot a chrome straight through my bootyhole
Flubbed Auditions so you went and switched to FML Studio

Talk shit and say bye to your job
When I pay Rabi three whole bucks to kick you out, you’ll be calling them the Firing Squad
And back a few mornings, came by your stream
Now tell me how you the worst V-tuber rapper since Mori Calliope

Ok that was a lie, I mean, I’m not that rude, sheesh
My screaming on your track was so hard that it had you peak
Does something smell in here? Damn, she reeks
It must bug you knowing that your highest height was Ants v. Bees

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth 

Outro:
Sorry Serena I didn’t mean it you’re really cool
You’re my friend and you make cool music and I’m happy to be your friend
You are Italian tho so I guess nobody’s perfect, sorry

Mixed by Zagranis

“Overpraised” - Zagranis Diss Track (prod. by Anabolic Beatz)

Some people think they can act however they want and get away with it. Beat produced by 2Deep.

I got a "Lethal Premonition" that this prick just wants to start something
You're a bread grifting bitch, and I'm duck hunting
You're a fucking cunt, always tryna stir the pot
Get on my plane and I'll show you what I do to opps
Trapped in the arctic, snow back and forth
In an impromptu boxing match with Norm of the North
Swarming in hoards, lock all your doors, yeah you got me bored
Soon you'll see what I've got in store

Summoned by everyone that is angry you're in our place
Cocky but too much of a pussy to show off his face
Armed with an Injector that kills and poisons whole landscapes
But I could never match the toxicity of your fanbase
I rap so damn good it's creepy
Someone get this dude some Febreze
You and Leo should just retreat
You spent your childhood getting freebies

Gimme one duck and I'll feast for weeks
Tryhard in those FRBs, you're a freak to me
You leech and feed, steaming when there's beef to be
I'm keeping free, but this dude's been mean to me
If you wanna be a fucking boss, not to boast
Grab a pen and paper and start taking down some notes
Number 1, don't you ever fuck with the pros
Number 2, don't you ever mess with my show

I rap when I want, I kill in one shot
My lines are super effective because they're so hot
I guess there are some things you can't just mend
Don't you dare respond or else it's the fucking end

Capital Punishment (Psytube Diss)

LYRICS:
Well I guess I gotta give a motherfuckin response
To a theater kid who’s thinking he won this one
Cast a spell on this shithead: seance
Who’s thinkin his wack track left me dropped

Wanna beef with Z? That’s cool to me
You’re a horseman? Well, you’re a fool to me
Your comedy carries you, without it you’re lesser
I’m about to wreak havoc on FRB’s Jester

You picked me as a target cause I’m the only one that you know
That’s known for not handling shit well, you really hit a new low
Is that the most tasteless thing you’ve done? Well who knows?
Actually it’s second, we won’t even talk about Bruno

I’m sick of you popping up in the convo and thinking you’re owning the place
I’m sick of you talking to kids and rubbing your fame in their face
I’m sick of messages being interrupted by your dumbass schemes
“Hey you like this battle? That’s cool, hey check this dead meme!”

You got frayed laces, you’re so shameless,
you ain’t blameless, rep ain’t stainless,
it’s time to face this, don’t need to blame us
Your shitty jokes don’t entertain us

I know the path is rocky, but you really gotta fight
Mark the line in the sand, disappear into the night
I see you in the server, crying and whining “someone notice me!”
Aren’t you a horseman, this unbreakable titan? Supposedly?

Think outside the box for once and have some self awareness
Halloween was only shit because your dumbass screaming scared us
It prepares us for the time, when your life takes a decline
Trapped inside your mind “Comic Sans is still funny right guys?”

Spend so much time goofing on Jo you forgot how to be productive
Talk about being constructive when all you do is be destructive
I only mixed your diss track so when I go to spit back
I know to avoid all the chit chat just to say your shit’s wack

I killed this in under 2, pack your bags, get up, go home
I’m sorry for being rude but when it comes to this it’s no joke

Mixed and Mastered by me I don't need someone else to do it

Think Outside The Box (Snakebite126 Response) (Prod. Anywaywell)

Verse (0:11)
Oh God, where do I start, I know i talk a lot and can piss you off, but you got too much issues to start with,
Or maybe I can ask this very pasty boy ‘bout the lies he tells us on a daily basis
No, yeah, that can wait a minute, tell me why you just like Ayden, lonely nerd, uncreative, that spends his time rippin’ me off
And he’s a goofy water starter that’s mostly hated and berated with L’s whenever he talks

Back to the lies, he says he awesome, he’s not just get a load of this guy bruhhh
Says he’s praised, only time we’re on our knees is when begging to rid that Padilla ass haircut
And if he did cut it, he’d get bullied to his coffin cuz he looks like fucking Vector
But he chooses to walk around lookin’ like an emo kid straight outta Twitter 

Most my shit’s experimental while that voice sounds like an experiment gone mental
How you’re the lesser man next to your girlfriend, that shit deserves a metal
He gets pissy when we all label him as lame and gay and he clearly is
I mean kid explain what half the shit you and Grasman talk about is

Aye, claim i’m your best friend yet every day i’m always gettin’ replaced
With the same nerds you complain about in those essays you send almost every day
You tend to bitch about MY art being used, like you’re jealous of MY success as Mimikyu
And if it wasn’t for MY name carrying YOU, you would’ve been better off as the next acexperts, dude

Beat produced by kirk
Written and recorded in like 2 hours LMAO
This was made for jokes and funny reasons so if it’s off beat who cares

The Nugget Lameness (prod. kirk)

Henry Vs Henry was a battle that really showed your abilities.
I didn’t help anything but still got a credit thanking me.
Not getting in the top 10 was sad and unlucky.
But I still laugh that you lost to huggy fuckin’ wuggy.

Crazy you have a crew yet 3 people really work on your battles
Really high quality! Yet trav shark has more subs on his channel.
Not a diss to Trav what he does is pretty impressive!
Can’t say the same for racist bars made by Grasman. Pretty offensive. 

You’re more of a box head than the art that you make.
Stop making fnaf and serial killer battles for god sake!
Ok I’m done here. I would love to hear a rebuttal from you now
Well. If you don’t have BDGR's meat in your mouth. 

Mixed by my favorite homosexual BDGR! 

This was recorded at school.

mowing the grass (Prod. LEXNOUR)

You had the choice to quit before you started, and you didn't take it. I hope you're happy now, fuckhead.

Beat by Lexnour
Everything Else by Me

Norm of the North just hit me on a text
Last night I chopped off his fucking head
Then I put my ear to the pot, there’s some beef brewin’
Looks like another challenge for me to beat you in

If you wanna talk shit then stick to your story
Look at this message where you said that I was awesome
Eddie brought this guy up from the bottom then he dropped him
Say it to my face if you want a fucking problem

I’ve heard your spiel a thousand times, I’m bored of it
Rap Battle King at 16? Cool bro, I was doing normal shit
Corny bitch, it’s over now, my power’s been brought to my eyes
And if you can’t do the same then why not just commit-

GRAAAAGGHH
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING FREAK
It’s diss season and I know that you’re feeling the heat
It won't be pretty if I see this kid in the streets
Glock leave you dead silent like your last battle’s release

I won't rest until this cunt dies
You're a keyboard warrior while I've been on the front line
Just check my street cred, you're a social reject
All my FRBs? Wrecked! And this punk'll be next

I really hope you ain’t thinkin’ I’m afraid of ya
Don’t make me go buy a plane ticket to Australia
I’m fucking sick and tired of the bullying
So now I’m going fully in

[Hook]
Now I’m getting Sweet Revenge
Step up to me and you’ll meet your end
I’m usually a peaceful man
But now I’m unleashing the beast within
Waaaaalk
Don’t taaaaalk
I’mma get out my fork and then eat you like pork
Don’t fuck with me again

Sweet Revenge (WalkAwesomeMovies Diss)

"LittleFlecks versus The World" - Diss Track (prod. by idk lol)

Sweeney Todd Vs Patrick Bateman DEMO

(0:14) Weirdcore:
Are you alone? (*knock knock*) Do you hear the knocking?
Seems I’ve found the house of the Insane Clown Posse
Who waste their time and money to embody circus freaks
And I'll strike down like Nintendo for using Pikmin OSTs

How you fools maintain a smile’s truly a puzzlement
Got too many mental issues for a single clown to juggle it
Balloons are the only blowing up from this Tik-Tok trend
While we have our eyes everywhere… except for on your content

(0:41) Clowncore:
Oh goodness, how tragic is this sad fabric fad’s rapping,
But with that mushroom fixation, makes sense that you’d be capping!
I’m the fungi here, you’re shrouded in darkness like your filters
You only stole the show because you popped the ‘pill’ in ‘pilfer’! (Hoho!)

I exist to bring smiles, but can't tell if you're chucklin'
When you cover that mug like your parents do when you're in public!
Your mind is stuck in empty fields ‘cause you only grow sad
But I could just find the remote and shut you up, tally-hoes mad!

(1:08) Weirdcore:
Caking your unsightly face in paint layers so thick
Yet with all those cosmetics you still couldn’t make-up a diss
You prey on kids, can't evade this when you can't dodge accusations
Tack on a seizure warning for the police lights that are chasin'

I’ll cut out some (paper dolls!) after you’re skinned alive,
How ironic (Ronald McDonald!)’s the one who’s getting fried
But here’s a solution for all the (Trouble!) you’ve been feeling:
Make like a (Worm on a String!) and hang yourself from the ceiling

(1:36) Clowncore:
Audiences stay invested with my discography so splendid! 
And while I rock suspenders, your fans’ accounts get suspended! (Hohoho!)
Clowncore’s the IT factor, spend pennies wise to stay jolly
Fitting these surrealist tick-tockers are addicted to buying dollies (Dalis)!

Thanks for visiting our fun house, but now your luck has run out
Call me Geiru Tornado with how fast I’ve brought this bum down
You should have teamed with Dreamcore, ‘cause it’s nightmares I’m supplying
Now it’s bedtime for this Gremlin, so go to your room and cry, bitch!

Alex M. and Azia as Weirdcore
BirdJormungandr as Clowncore
Written by Nugget, Raisu Battle, Awesome Ayden, BirdJormungandr, ForgottenSon
Additional Writing by Jacobrl99
Beat by Call me Brian 
Mixed by Trakked
Edited by Raisu Battle


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Thumbnail by Grasman

"LittleFlecks versus The World" - Diss Track (prod. by idk lol)

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