can send me a copy of this? I want to play it on my next show

I Am Your Density

Woke up in heaven, and I've dropped a whole belt size, what do you mean? "Death shall have no domino's" I tell you I was caught out, I didn't plan on dying. Why's there no fast food? It's not like we have mirrors. All of my life I've tried to stay in shape, but now that I'm here, please let me put on weight. It's not like I'm trying to outweigh my Karma, or get fat enough, so I fall back on my sofa.
I've watched the sun rising for the tenth time today, but you keep saying "Death shall have no Domino's."
I'll put God in his place with my telescopic ladder, but you keep saying "Death shall have no Domino's".
Faith got the best of me. I'm a sceptic through the night. Everyone wants to eat, so lay the table right. A watched pot never boils, I'll come back as an eye, and close down all your coffee shops, one flat white at a time. YEAH!
Penguin classics for an anticlimax. No-one falls in love in Primark. We might as well face it, these pastel shirts, aren't your suited colour. Naked life for a vending machine. As lean as a sucked on popcorn pip. See your face reflected a million times. See your veins again through UV light.
And death shall have no Domino's. It's a good thing I'm letting you know.
Let's pull ourselves out of this gloom. Let's love ourselves under the moon.

Death Shall Have No Domino's

Yes, there have been delays (there always are, and I always forget). Yes, this is another song from the record. Yes, the whole thing should be out this week. Yes, I don't own any Yes records. Yes, 'lust for life' is a good song but probably too long. I fuckgress. Please don't rip the song and put it on your iprick - it would be very nice if you could find your way to buying it when it came out. 

Also - no vinyl plans as yet, the release should come with a cd pre-order. If 500 people contact me directly and ask for vinyl then hey, maybe i'll take out a bank loan when drunk (although I'll have to get drunk first, which I've never felt comfortable doing in the middle of the day).

In between looking for jobs and taking photographs of cats I'm writing the second christian fitness album, hopefully for release in a few months, the recording budget of which is rather determined by the 'success' (always a relative term) of the first. Support if you like, ignore and/or slag off if you don't. 

ps. when the album is released the button that allows you to pay more than the regular price is just for people who contributed to that potato salad kickstarter. You should also probably apologise to your parents.

pps. I have very much enjoyed making this record (my neighbours less so, I would think) and I hope you enjoy listening to it.

soft power itches

The new single from Seazoo! OUT 19/01/15
Recorded, in the main, in Llinos and Ben's spare room, Wrexham. 
Drums recorded at Llinos' dad's house in Ponciau! 
Mastered by Gethin John at Hafod Mastering, July '14. 
A song about a tension headache. 
Artwork by the magical Llino and Brad Whyte

Seazoo - Panda Pains

Houdini Dax • Get Your Goo On. 
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Released December 12th, 2014

Get Your Goo On by Houdini Dax
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Get Your Goo On

missed all the buses // trains into town on xmas eve

good morning alison +

sometime i wish that i could move like uuu

I never go home when I should. If I could then I would but, I don't so fuck it. I never go home when I should if would then maybe I could pay my way. One more. One more. One more. One more for the lonely road.

Like A Rag To A Red Bull

Second song from the forthcoming Christian Fitness record 'love letters in the age of steam'. Not a single in any real sense, as listening will probably confirm. Clean version available for radio with the word 'fucking' replaced with silence or, if you listen really hard, more nothing.*



Credits as before. Ant and Stuffy are nice, aren't they? Yes. Yes, they are. 



*really. Just ask. Me.

Death Shall Have No Domino's

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