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Freshy Kanal: Robin Hood vs. Guy Fawkes - ft. The Stupendium & Littleflecks

"Back for Another Bite" - Five Nights at Freddy's Rap

Freshy Kanal: Queen of Hearts vs Wicked Witch of the West ft. Michaela Laws & Cami-Cat

EXTRA (Garten of Banban)

Safe Haven (Poppy Playtime)

YouTube link: Friday 10am PST.

Steady Cam as Slender Man: https://soundcloud.com/thesteadycam
The Stupendium as Baldi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zshYe6Agzk

LYRICS...

Slender man: 
I started to believe this industry can’t get more shallow
Yet Another horrid horror game makes way into my shadow

tall and pale, bald assailant teleportin’ round a map 
but instead of leaving victims dead you give their ass a slap?

Are you serious? I’m furious!    
People are really fearin’ this?
You’re a slender remake that is meant for pre-k 
that will never equate to me, period

That’s nearly it, I will sever each leg to crumble your foundation 
So step in my elementary for some real education  


Baldi:
Wow there he is, still scaring kids, Congratulations! You exist!
Figured something awful was in the mist, you’re person proving white people shouldn’t spit 

this dated shroud is not allowed In my school house, you’re flunkin’ out
for those rhymes I’ll award a shiny quarter since you’re selling out

I mean You got a movie coming now, sure that will be a smash
Based on every other gaming flick, well you can do the math 

now let’s do my favorite subject, what happens when I subtract
your head from the rest of your carcass and then split it into halves?

Now this class is in session, May I please have your attention 
Take this jump rope for suspension, hang from your neck in detention 

Your reign of fame has now ended, I’ll sweep the floor with you man
I get madder every verse you fail, get out while you can 


Slender man:
I’ve got you decoded, the pages I wrote it, 
then you went and stole it, put it in your notebooks
repackaged and sold it, to kids but you know it 
is me that you owe the, numbers that you’re growin’

I gave you your start, I’ll be your finish, You won’t make it far, now I have risen
I’ll tear out your heart and then I’m persistin’ to rip you apart, hows that for division?

I’m slender man, put you in a hospice there’s no treatment
for when i teach what’s really frightening to Mavis Beacon


I am the peak of all horror, you are just the trending fad
that is soon to die off right along with hero brine and fnaf

Baldi:
Let’s look at your results, and based on your grim grading
Then I can see why you dropped out of school slim shady

I can’t believe it, if you think that verse would make me shudder 
Than you’re twisted as your 12 years olds who go and stab each other

Slender Man vs. Baldi's Basics

Lyrics:

Chucky:
A ragdoll wants a rap brawl? 
I’m not the kind of toy you’d wanna dance with
Ain’t seen a faker hunk of plastic since Tiffany’s “enhancements.”
I mean you dug your shit in my spotlight, I got a comeback you couldn’t dream of, rookie.
So how much Woody could a wood-Chucky chuck if a wood-Chucky could chuck Woody?
Hold the gun on your sidekicks or run into my knife, bitch
I’d play “hide your soul” but you’re already lifeless
Stay PG and keep counting your sheep
While you sit in Bonnie’s room alone, without a peep
Trust me, I’ll strip your title as hot topic, 
Did your plot strings puppet that many fucking losses?
Thinking outside the box, Andy's off to college while I still keep on rocking my box office
  
Woody:
Those burdens you dug yourself in ain’t something I’d ignore.
Cuz I don’t think that body count would help disburse your child support.
As sheriff, I can’t endorse a story milked six times or more
So tell me exactly what bragging rights does your franchise have in store?
You run on two legs, but your feelings are fake
After this: No more reboots for this snake
My lasso is cutting your wires
You got a big mouth for a fun size Michael Myers
For dolls like you we ain’t got no tolerance
Even Sid's toys would throw you across the fence
You drew the line, this battle is your suicide, 
my movie’s booting you aside; a rescue for your audience.
Square up all you want in all  your fancy ways
You will never be able to fill up Andy’s grave
My destiny’s a legacy, your story’s ending right here
Cuz by now your buzzkill’s burnt out in this light-year

Chucky:
You’re armless in this show, sir, a failed stunt for your shoulder
So put a gun in your holster, or fuck off my posters
I Hamil’d it up! I’ve been toppling cities, 
scaring the piss out of kiddies, bitch, I’m Andy’s owner
You Hamm it up, riding your owner like it’s a piggy back, 
You’re Woody Wood-pecking all up over Andy’s shoulders
I’m in mint condition, but from a bloody background 
You’re my sloppy second, but a hand me let down
Bullseye spits harder than Woody, you got nothing
While I make the beat drop like “Andy’s coming!”
My name lives in the doll, I have insanity lead
You’re called Woody, cuz you fell down the family tree
If you’re as beloved to Andy as you think, he’d call the doctor
But to him you’re just as alive as his father

Woody:
Don’t go dissing others for their titles partn’r? “Good Guys” is your legacy
You’re the posterboy for playtime, the only street you’re running is Sesame
I don’t hold you to high standards, in my part of town you’re too young
Yet you’re smart enough to connect to tech, but too dumb to plug your head to your tongue?
I’m off into the sunset, let’s not prolong our argument
To infinity and beyond, muffles Chucky from the bottom of the bargain bin

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Adam & DNA_Fox 

Mixed and Edited by:
Freshy Kanal

Beats by:
Dansonn & Simon Servida

Additional Help by:
Rabi, Mason, Derpiest Game Blast (DGB), Fel, GengoMain, MetaMachine, Creep Switch, Adroit, GamingPlush65, Hippie Rat, Brodecai, Commander Jacob

Art by:
AlienMadman

Chucky vs. Woody - Bonus Battle!

Steady Cam as Bendy
The Stupendium as Baldi

Full Video: (Coming Soon)

Baldi's Basics vs. Bendy and the Ink Machine

VideoGameRapBattles "Cam" as Bendy
Mcgwire as Cuphead 
Produced by Summer Kid Slay
Mixed and Mastered by caelix

LYRICS:
Cuphead:
Think I’m getting just a little Deja Vu
Explain what is the deal with all these devil dudes
Cause if a demon tryna battle with this steaming china 
buddy then you must be hangin’ with the tipsy troop

I wish that Joey Drew a more threatenin’ foe
Let’s let our titles both decide who’s best in show
The one without a soul who pushing out his games on mobile
Or the man who lands a netflix show 

Call us rivals? Don’t be insane 
You got 30s style, in a 3D game
now Talk about how much coppin’ out it’s lame
Like Dark Survival, You can’t be saved 

I quest across the country for a legendary chalice
Your maker tossed soon as  he could ink a deal with alice
You look a little dry from being made for kids
So tip me over and suck on this

Bendy:
Well Cuphead seems to act the same
He likes to roll the dice
He came upon the Devil’s game 
And Gosh he paid the price
And now he’s fighting for his life
In a mission fraught with dread
And once the devil spits some rhymes
The devil takes your head

Say you wanna take another gamble with the devil?
then You’re blowing more steam than your buddy elder kettle
just go mug at all your losses from a dozens different bosses
We would never come to crosses cause I’m on another level

I’m coming from a series that is ripe with scares
But you’re the freak belongin’ in a nightmare fair 
Try and pull peashooters on me you’ll be down and out
Save it for when Mugman givin’ you a round a bout 

Cuphead:
And you think you’re takes are the best?
You’re ink game is making a mess
And I spit so mean it puts demons to rest
oh so fast like the phantom express

While you wander all round your map
I run and gun and gun on the track
Call me your studio give you the axe
and leave you on the cutting room floor like your act

Bendy:
Sad your rappin’ isn’t harder than game
I’m surprised your verses didn’t get delayed
And no amount of challenge with your difficult controls
can hold a candle to the ample dark souls I claim

Have to say you are the weakest of my foes
Cause it’s an ink machine against a little rubber hose
Now my time’s done here, thanks for comin’ to my show 
See you in 5 more years when you want another go

Cuphead vs Bendy and the Ink Machine

Mat4yo as Ash
CamVGRB as Yugi
Produced by Hollywood Legends
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

Ash:
I've journeyed cross the globe for the right foe to challenge me
Not grandpa's little goth with a duel personality
Deal me your best cards, catching is my real test
And I swear I’m gonna royally flush your whole deck

Cause I’m Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town
Meet me on the battleground
I won't need a ghost type to send you to the shadow realm
 
I’ve been the star for generations ‘cause I train hard
Your show ended sending you to the graveyard 

I’m a master at battling 
l’ll send Abra, kadabra to dismantle this hand-me-down magic the gathering
It’s blasphemy, when this faux pharaoh folds his hand to me
I can’t imagine just how angry all ten of his fans will be

You’re all talk,
You claim to wield the power of the gods
But couldn’t get Téa to wield your Millennium Rod

Even when you rip me off, you don’t have the balls, Yug
So, pass the baton to... *Atem*... it’s your move

Yugi:
Another Ketchum bad start, knew you can’t attack hard
Droppin’ all those Wack bars, Activates my rap card
Try to zap sparks while your life points are drainin’  
Because I’ll school you so badly you’ll have to battle with Jaden 

You’re Stubborn as your Charizard but just try to listen
Because I put in all my heart when I send out Dark Magician
So its funny the professor sent you out on your mission 
So that he could flip your mother into Face Down Position

Monsters, I’ve defeated tons
Champion since season one
You were 20 years of disappointment 
‘fore a league was won
You train and slave away with Pikachu as your Side Piece
Go somewhere new and he’ll lose to a Level 5 Snivy 

You trick your fans to buy your products in multiple versions 
Like you’re using Brain Control to pokebank off virgins

I’m the King of Games, you’re just in a petty one
And that little puzzle league’s nothing to my Millenium

Ash:
Your time’s over, you bi-polar high roller
Hit the road or give Yami back the controller
Your only defense mode is plot armor
And your hand is looking holo when it comes to capsule monsters

Yugi:
I’ll concede that your integrity was pretty strong
Until your mega evolutions were grave robbin’ digimon 
You’re releasing half your pokemon it’s hard to step up
When we only just shuffled and you had half your Dex cut

Ash: 
Stacking up to me is something you cannot Xyz
Not even Team Rocket can compete with your pot of greed
Scheming these mechanics is for bidding a scam
You think megas were bad? Your summons need to get banned

Yugi:
When it comes to strong opponents Twerps are never my choice
I mean you’re fighting like a girl cause one does your voice
So it doesn't matter how many badges you earn
I keep spitting those burns to put Ash in an urn

Ash:
You’ve got the driest style in all of Egypt
Your friends’ souls get captured cause your raps are cofagrigus
You’ve earned a false prophet at the cost of my fame
Forget missingno, your tomb will be missing name

Yugi:
I will crush you like a bug you were so foolish to battle me
You’re a polymerization of when Red meets a caterpie 
You’ve been banished by the greatest duelist that you’ll ever see
So I’m out! Just like every girl you ever meet

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