my god damn cereal that i bought today was three damn months expired, lil bb ain't happy!!!

Lil BB On The Shitta

"Opening" theme for the upcoming light novel Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic!

🎵 Vocals by Sapphire: https://linktr.ee/sapphiredigital

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LYRICS:
How do you balance the irons in the fire
When you keep gettin burned and you live with a liar
Only a minor but the problem's Ursa Major
You mend what's broke but you can't fix bad behavior

Terrified that you're being inefficient
While you're spinning your plates and washing the dishes
Friends all say that you need to take a break before you're broken
But you're terrified because in your eyes you know you need to go and

File your taxes
Breaking your back and
Wishing for freedom
Life's inelastic
Prison of Plastic
You've gotta make it so

You can just say no
If you set yourself on fire
The world will leave you tired
So why don't you just let it burn?

Say Aw, heck it
Go on and wreck it
Let them find another warmer
The world is in your corner
It's up to you to make it turn
Just say No!

What's life like when you grant your own wishes
Sorbet sky full a' honey and kisses
(Baking? Self-reflection?) So exhausting
Take those imperfections and coat them in frosting

Craft your life, give it all you can give it
Pray for the day that you might be forgiven
The actors laugh on your behalf because you can control them
But to get a hug from the one you love, you'd need to console them

All too much trouble
Stay in your bubble
Leave it to others
It's a bad habit
Make like a rabbit
Bounce and then make it so

She can't say nooo
You can fix it all with magic
The sticks and stones and tragic
You'll never reap what you have sewn

Be a hag and
Slay your dragon
If you bring your little sister
Admit how much you missed her
Then maybe you won't be alone
Make it so

Innocent playing
Turned to dismaying
The dead of midnight
Princess of Plastic
You were the matchstick
But how could you have known
Oh no

Nono
no nono nonono no
no nono nonono no
no nono nonono no

Life's inelastic
Prison of Plastic
Wishing for freedom
(Yeah!)

Just say no
You're in control
Please remember you're related
Your hearts are filled with hatred
That doesn't have to be the case

Cure your trauma
Come to mama
You won't ever get that normal
But if you act sororal
Then maybe you could have a taste
Epithet Erased!

Epithet Erased: Say No! (feat. Sapphire)

Merry Christmas from the most annoying individuals ever! Almost everything on this album is an inside joke referencing our escapades! For new-commers or people who accidentally stumbled upon this it's just satire covers/parodies of Christmas songs documenting my friend-group's endeavors. It's really cringe. THE BUDGET WAS 0$ AND MY WILL TO WORK ON THIS WAS IN HELL. I HATED WORKING ON THIS. OH MY GOD THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SONG WAS SO HARD BECAUSE WE HAVE SCHEDULE COMPLICATIONS OH MY GODDDD.

**!!!ALSO THERES A LEMON DEMON FEATURE.!!!** Anyway hope you enjoy the album I literally just sat on discord VC and recorded a lot of these since I'd rather not ask that much of my friends especially because they don't avidly sing. Not that my singing is phenomenal I was cringing really hard at my strained voice but like.

Fair Use is a legal doctrine that permits the unlicensed use of copyright-protected works in certain limited circumstances such as criticism, comment, news reporting, or teaching.  This legal doctrine is found in the U.S. and other select territories. PLEASE DO NOT COPYRIGHT THIS IS SATIREEEEE SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE SATIREEEEEEEEEEERRRUUUUHHH also i do not claim any of the karaoke bg music that i recorded from YouTube AND im not making money off of this its for memories

12 days of topia

LOOKATRON (christmas cheer edition)