SHE SAW THE HOCKNEYS TODAY
(olson)
She saw the Hockneys today 
Wish I was with her and gay 
So then like Hockney I'd drool  
At his paintings of a nude guy's butt in a pool

Gayness must be a Pandora's Box 
A pair of dicks inside a paradox  
Yet some stray dude was acting rude she had to knee him 
She ran annoyed from the museum 

Girl just meet me back at the bar 
You didn't have to travel that far  
Though I'm not gay I am peculiar and queer.
He is most definitely queer 
I'll kiss you over a beer

Let's have a drink and surrender 
Unto the opposite gender  
She saw the Hockney's today  
Wish I was with her and gay.

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Our daughter Olivia was always a strong songwriter. When she was 11 she came to me with a melody she wrote called "What Do I Do." Here's a rough tape of us singing it. Like most of her songs, the melody is catchy and sophisticated for a little kid. I added instruments and a harmony later for fun.

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