Drive Me, Crazy Series by unfunpleasures

“Sex Ed” by fake_geek_boy
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“Wait, hold on.” Ed is having trouble wrapping his head around this. “What do you mean you don’t own a vibrator? Like… you couldn’t sneak them out of the house when you moved into residence and haven’t gotten more, or…?”

“What? No! I’ve just… never bought one.” Stede’s face is bright red, and Ed almost feels bad for him, but this is blowing his entire goddamn mind.

OR

Ed finds out that Stede's never used a vibrator, and decides to do something about it.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43930497

Authors tags/note:

Some context for the AU: Stede and Ed were placed together in the university dorms because they're both trans, though they initially assume it's because they're both a little older than the other first year students, having each taken a couple years off between high school and university. Stede has had top-tier care for his medical transition, but has never really had a chance to experience any kind of queer community. Ed, on the other hand, hasn't had as smooth a journey medically speaking, but is much more at home in his transness, and further along in his journey from an experiential and identity perspective. Also they're both so horny for each other that it's making them stupid.

Trans terminology: Ed and Stede are, obviously, both trans. The primary word used to describe both their genitals is "cock," but the word "cunt" is also used once. There is no penetration of any kind.

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Trans Male Character, PWP without Porn, Maybe A Little Plot, as a treat, Sex Toys, Vibrators, Pining, Pining while fucking, don't worry they figure it out though, Kinda Fluffy, Praise Kink, Exhibitionism, Masturbation, t4t, T4T Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, D4D (dumbass 4 dumbass)they're idiots your honour, Voyeurism, Author wants to hear about dead batteries

Intro/Outro song is “Sex & Candy” by Scary Pockets and Monica Martin (https://open.spotify.com/track/5gikWd8d2pZjd7ewNwn8kX?si=eb4a003f42274bac)

Sex Ed by fake_geek_boy (OFMD)

a stranger with your door key by foxtails: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60371731

podfic listing: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60377926

[podfic] a stranger with your door key

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Chapter 1

Part 1 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/47571754/

Daydreams About Night Things | Chapter 1

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Chapter 2

Part 1 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/47571754/

Daydreams About Night Things | Chapter 2

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Drive Me, Crazy by unfunpleasures

Part 2 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/47321344

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Part 3 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/49655017

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'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
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Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 1

48 (ch 19) Pizza Hy Heart

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57406012/chapters/158404111

Chapter 9: oscars night pt. 2

Link to the E rated scene read by BabyKraken:
https://on.soundcloud.com/PHiMyV6yYuc2qbLu6

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