'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures

Podfic of smallestchurch's "All I Am Is Holding Breath"

find smallestchurch here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39502266

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

(PODFIC) All I Am Is Holding Breath

“Sex Ed” by fake_geek_boy
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“Wait, hold on.” Ed is having trouble wrapping his head around this. “What do you mean you don’t own a vibrator? Like… you couldn’t sneak them out of the house when you moved into residence and haven’t gotten more, or…?”

“What? No! I’ve just… never bought one.” Stede’s face is bright red, and Ed almost feels bad for him, but this is blowing his entire goddamn mind.

OR

Ed finds out that Stede's never used a vibrator, and decides to do something about it.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43930497

Authors tags/note:

Some context for the AU: Stede and Ed were placed together in the university dorms because they're both trans, though they initially assume it's because they're both a little older than the other first year students, having each taken a couple years off between high school and university. Stede has had top-tier care for his medical transition, but has never really had a chance to experience any kind of queer community. Ed, on the other hand, hasn't had as smooth a journey medically speaking, but is much more at home in his transness, and further along in his journey from an experiential and identity perspective. Also they're both so horny for each other that it's making them stupid.

Trans terminology: Ed and Stede are, obviously, both trans. The primary word used to describe both their genitals is "cock," but the word "cunt" is also used once. There is no penetration of any kind.

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Trans Male Character, PWP without Porn, Maybe A Little Plot, as a treat, Sex Toys, Vibrators, Pining, Pining while fucking, don't worry they figure it out though, Kinda Fluffy, Praise Kink, Exhibitionism, Masturbation, t4t, T4T Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, D4D (dumbass 4 dumbass)they're idiots your honour, Voyeurism, Author wants to hear about dead batteries

Intro/Outro song is “Sex & Candy” by Scary Pockets and Monica Martin (https://open.spotify.com/track/5gikWd8d2pZjd7ewNwn8kX?si=eb4a003f42274bac)

Sex Ed by fake_geek_boy (OFMD)

archiveofourown.org/works/48002641

Narrated by Kninjaknitter, 1happydaiz, ramsay_baggins, Baby Kraken, SD Ryan, and LoopyDangerFrog.

Five times Ed popped the question... and one time he got a yes.

A mighty real sequel (but you don't need to read that one to get this one)

You Make Me Feel

Accommodations by Vmarssmartrthnme
Chapter 4
Rating: Explicit
Written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59557609/chapters/153492187

4 Accommodations by Vmarssmartrthnme

1 Goodness Knows By ARealHumanBartender

Daydreams About Night Things by unfunpleasures
Chapter 2

Part 1 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/47571754/

Daydreams About Night Things | Chapter 2

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62273941

This podfic has a partial soundscape.

CW: Past Suicidal Thoughts - I've used this tag even though there aren't any direct suicidal thoughts in this fic, more of a hint of the possibility. 
The section that the author has advised skipping if you don't want to hear this is between 06:36 - 08:18 in the podfic. 

Because he used to be able to walk without a fucking destination, didn’t he? Walk for the joy of it, the ease of it, the way it brought him into the world. For the way that the air smelled at the turn of the year, hot pavement and bushfire smoke, backyard barbecues and chlorinated pools. Or the bite of early mornings in winter, the crunch of frost beneath his boots, the smell of cold earth and the way mist particles would be caught in the thick waves of his hair.

Just… Whenever he felt like it, Ed Teach used to go for a walk. Pull on boots, shrug on his leather jacket, find something loud and obnoxious to blast through his headphones. Grab his keys and a bottle of water and just… Go outside and walk.

It’s been a few years now, since he’s been able to do that.

Fill My Heart again

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56200807#main

After The Storm By Oatmilktruther

Still Thinkin' Bout You by unfunpleasures

Part 3 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/49655017

Still Thinkin' Bout You by unfunpleasures

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
Chapter 1

Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 1

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
Chapter 2

Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 2

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57406012/chapters/148680358

Chapter 6: month four

6 The light of a dying star

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
Chapter 3

Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 3

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
Chapter 4

Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till the Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 4

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
Chapter 5

Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till the Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 5

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'Till The Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 1

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