Oh Stedie Stedie Stede … 😔

(*Great* song choice for the ending btw, Katie!)

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
Chapter 8

Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till the Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 8

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
Chapter 9

Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till the Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 9

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed is too fuckin pregnant.
Too fuckin pregnant for pants, too pregnant to innkeep, too pregnant to head down to the beach, cause if he laid out in the sand, he’s so fucking pregnant he’d just get stuck there, like a beached whale, calling out for help from his pod-mates, but he’s so pregnant none of them would even want to rescue him and he’d just lay there like the saddest, most pregnant whale, while the tide pulled further and further away.
Apt fucking metaphor, actually.
That’s how Ed feels, like a beached whale.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63438379
Author’s Tags:

Transmasculine Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Pregnant Sex, but no pregnancy or breeding kink in case you care, Pregnancy, Roleplay, Sexual Roleplay, but is it????, Whale Song, Body insecurity, This fic is so deeply unserious that I don't want to tag hurt/comfort, but also technically, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, it's so mild, Fluff, no beta we die like whale ed if he doesn't get stede's come, Post-Canon, nebulously in the innkeepers era, Penis In Vagina Sex, this is rated explicit but it's baaaarely porn

The Intro/Outro is “Will You Be There” by Michael Jackson (The Free Willy Theme). You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2rN2WzftSKZzDLFApWECWz?si=0bc40d1e499f4e9f

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
Chapter 12

Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till the Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 12

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53765482/chapters/142596400#workskin

Chapter 3 - Rescue Mermaid



2 Fuckin' Rainbows or Something

move me, baby
by ghostalservice
beautiful art and cover image by stedesmoth see full image here (NSFW) https://bsky.app/profile/stedesmoth.bsky.social/post/3l7bxlprcvu2u
written fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58945825
rating: explicit
gentlebeard
tags: Post-Canon, Frottage, Established Relationship, Short & Sweet, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Inspired by Fanart

move me, baby by ghostalservice

Night Moves by unfunpleasures
Chapter 1
An OFMD podfic
gentlebeard
Rating: Explicit
no archive warnings apply
written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62155336/chapters/158990095
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - 1990s, Time Skips, Friends With Benefits, Friends to Friends With Benefits to Strangers to Lovers, Inspired by "Night Moves" by Bob Seger, Compulsory Heterosexuality, First Kiss, First Time, First Time Blow Jobs 

Content warnings: underage smoking and drinking, brief mentions of underage sex (any sex in the fic will be 18+), allusions to abusive fathers.

1 Night  Moves by unfunpleasures

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38623017

By nerbert.

Ed begins to tell fun facts to the strange fancy man who visits the aquarium each day.

Squid-life Crisis

14 Wingman by shearwater

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63905998

By daydreamcrash.

“I definitely didn’t die?” he asks.

Edward presses two (long, slender, warm, tattooed) fingers to his pulse and says, “Nope. You feel good to me.”

You feel good to me.

Jesus Christ.

Stede almost faints again.

“Stede Bonnet?”

Edward’s fingers fall away, and Stede’s neck feels cold without them, his lifeline gone. The doctor. Yes, of course. He forgot for a second that you feel good to me was not, in fact, his prognosis.

(or: five times Ed and Stede cross paths in the GP waiting room and one time they don't)

Waiting for you

Wearing Nothing But a Smile and a Towel by unfunpleasures

Part 8 of the Drive, Me Crazy Series

Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63262291

Wearing Nothing But a Smile and a Towel by unfunpleasures

(she/they)
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'Till the Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 9

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