There's a special place in hell 
For the leaf blower man 
Right next to 
The amplified muffler dude 

Oh how I hate these sounds 
They turn my smile into a frown 
I would send them all to hell 
But I'd still hear them all around

Chewing with mouth open 
Slurping, farting, burping 
Squeaking, grinding, pounding 
Microphone feedback hurting 

You know what else gets me pissed? 
Novelty songs like this 
So if you add it to your list
I completely understand, I too am damned

The baby crying on the airplane 
OK, she gets another chance
We can all understand her pain
She got doo doo in her pants

But if you ever blow on them bagpipes 
You're going straight to the inferno
Same for you if you play that kazoo 
Or you drone on didgeridoo

Oh how I hate these sounds 
They turn my smile into a frown
I would send them all to hell
But I'd still hear them all around

That guy drilling with his power drill 
Nails on a chalkboard
The lady who screams oh so shrill
Your damn lover's constant snore

The low pounding of a distant motor
The boom boom boom of the hip hop car
The constant roar of an air conditioner
The screaming of a car alarm

Oh how I hate these sounds
They turn my smile to a frown
I would send them all to hell
But I'd still hear them all around

Misophonia Hell | Hatred of Sound Triggers

Songs about current events and human values.

Misophonia Hell | Hatred of Sound Triggers

Lopker Songs