Name: The Read: There Will Be Blood by The Loud Speakers Network in The Read
Duration: 46 min 57 s
Description: This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood...literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!

A CHEWED UP IPHONE CHARGER I AM GONE LOLOLL

BITCH!!! A chewed up iPhone charger?!?! I am finnished!!

3 years later and Kanye still has issues, its like Crissle already knew this fool had mental issues and was just waiting for this shit to hit the fan lol

HA they "process: the blood OK.. LOL people are DUMB!!

The Read

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood…literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!

The Read – There Will Be Blood

Have you asked Draya Michele any tough Twitter questions yet? This week, Kid Fury and Crissle are reading deadbeat parents and destroying the fuckboys. Also, which Real Housewife is pregnant again and what’s up Kanye’s butt?

The Read – Say No To F**k Boys

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The Green Experiment (feat. Dustin & Assante)

Things are getting messy and it’s spilling over into all aspects of Issa’s life. Crissle and Fran discuss awkward moments in public places, the telltale signs your friend is going to therapy and the downside to DIY.

Don’t forget to join in on the conversation and follow along on social media with the hashtag #insecuriTEA

Executive Producers: Chris Morrow, Matt Raz
Producer: Matt Raz
Editor: Ty Worley
Engineer: Dwayne Crawford

S4, Ep3: Lowkey Thankful

Everything in Issa’s life seems to be going left lately — from the best laid of block party plans to literally trying to negotiate space with her bestie. Join Crissle and Fran as they talk about former flames, new parents and everything in between.

Don’t forget to join in on the conversation and follow along on social media with the hashtag #insecuriTEA

Executive Producers: Chris Morrow, Matt Raz
Producer: Matt Raz
Editor: Ty Worley
Engineer: Dwayne Crawford

S4, Ep4: Lowkey Losin' It

Welcome to The Read, featuring Celebrity Analyst/Shade Connoisseur Kid Fury and writer/NYC hater Crissle! Join the fun as they throw deserved shade, break down the latest in pop culture and revel in all things Beyonce. 

This week, those getting read include the writers of Law and Order: SVU's "Rihanna" episode, Keri Hilson and corny people. 



The Read: Nothing Even Adjacent To A Fuck

The big day is finally here — it’s Block Party time! Crissle and Fran get into music fest etiquette, parenting goals and discuss the likelihood of one of the wildest fan theories we’ve heard so far coming true.

Don’t forget to join in on the conversation and follow along on social media with the hashtag #insecuriTEA

Executive Producers: Chris Morrow, Matt Raz
Producer: Matt Raz
Editor: Ty Worley
Engineer: Dwayne Crawford

S4, Ep5: Lowkey Movin' On

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood...literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!

The Read: There Will Be Blood

On this episode of The Read, Kid Fury clocks Tamar Braxton's original face, while Crissle reads Joe Budden for filth. Kandi Burruss, Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim also get chopped. Plus, Crissle has a strong word on messy hypocrites. Come get your blessing!



The Read: The Original Face Ep

On this week's episode of The Read, Fury and Crissle celebrate Beyoncé's right to stunt on these peasants. Keyshia Cole gets her ketchup-colored wig ripped to shreds and Rihanna is still high as hell. Plus, fake famous people get read for points. Tune in now!

The Read EP 4: Bow Down

This week on The Read's fifth episode, Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy's height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape. Also, Crissle reads a queen in the name of natural hair!

The Read EP 5: Team Natural

Queen & J. are two womanist race nerds talking liberation, politics, and pop-culture over tea. Drink up!

On this episode…Has the apocalypse begun?.... Maybe. We get into voter suppression at the polls, how to stop a whole ass governmental coup, and a window into that segment of wealthy Black folks that vote that pockets over their people 

This week’s hotlist - Black girls in costume, managing election season depression, stress and anxiety, how voter suppression is upsetting me and my home girl, do you have a go-bag packed? Paul Rudd, and his cookies, Channing Crowder, Brandon Marshall and why Individualism isn’t Black for people. Football and capitalism, America’s favorite things, wealth and morality and mad other ish... 

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EPISODE TIMESTAMPS 
Libations 4:56
Donation libations 16:37
Affirmations 20:26
Voter Suppression on a Tuesday 23:13
How to survive a whole coup 44:37
Pay Black Women 1:14:32
The Pit/Black Capitalism 1:24:13

Tweet us while you listen! #teawithqj @teawithqj and add #podin on twitter to help others discover Tea with Queen and J. podcast!

WEBSITE
www.TeaWithQueenAndJ.com

SOCIAL MEDIA
Twitter: twitter.com/teawithqj
Instagram: Instagram.com/teawithqj
Facebook: www.facebook.com/TeawithQueenandJ
Tumblr: teawithqueenandj.tumblr.com

EMAIL & SPONSOR INQUIRIES
teawithqueenandj@gmail.com

DONATE
www.paypal.me/teawithqj OR www.patreon.com/teawithqj

Where to Donate Your Money and Time to Help Protestors: https://nyulocal.com/where-to-donate-your-money-and-time-to-help-protesters-ef2727d7a9d2

How to continue support for the End SARS movement in Nigeria
https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/29/how-to-continue-support-for-the-end-sars-movement-in-nigeria-13487714/
 

Queen’s Amazon wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/CXV9ZDWZ3PP9?ref_=wl_share

J.’s Amazon wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1NP09USMPJ0TB?ref=cm_sw_em_r_wl_ip_VEVWdvdDDemm

Send us snail mail:
Tea with Queen and J.
P.O. Box 1617
229 East 85th Street
New York, NY 10028

PAY BLACK WOMEN 

Help Petty get back on her feet by donating to her Venmo: @PettyButter or Cashapp: $PettyButter

NEWS THAT’S NOT NEWS 
10 things you need to Know to stop a Coup https://www.resilience.org/stories/2020-10-16/10-things-you-need-to-know-to-stop-a-coup/


NOTES AND EXTRA TEA
Check out Sam’s cosplay on her Instagram: Instagram.com/slamridd

Check out Sam’s Black humor on The Pulse Podcast https://whyy.org/segments/nothings-wrong-if-its-funny-black-comedy-taps-a-longstanding-coping-tool/

I Am Athlete https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvairbgzBIY&feature=youtu.be


This week’s hashtag: #Eattherich

This week’s closing clip features Instagram comedian Elsa Majimbo https://www.instagram.com/p/CG2yoJtjShg/?igshid=he14ceoe2vr3

This episode was created, hosted and produced by Naima Lewis Muhammad & Janicia Francis 

Libations to our friend’s Domingo, Tokunbo, and D. Sindayiganza who help keep this show running by paying and supporting Black women.

Opening song by Ohene Cornelius
Segment music by Chad Milner

#270 Black Capitalism

Queen & J. are two womanist race nerds talking liberation, politics, and pop-culture over tea. Drink up!

On this episode… is Will Smith a whole cry baby? We dissect that warm and fuzzy Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air reunion, but also... is he a whole cry baby? Then, the worst voice over you heard in your entire life, and what YOU can do about the Georgia Senate runoffs 

This week’s hotlist - Half & Half is a comfort jam, quality colorism convos, Janet Hubert sitcom ether, Red Table Talk, male fragility too fragility, support Indiginous women whicho coins, why we still have this election on the brain, audio black-face, how to be a co-conspirator to marginalized demographics in your industry and mad other ish... 

EPISODE TIMESTAMPS 
Libations: 2:41
Donation libations: 9:06
Affirmations: 13:04
The Fresh Prince & Janet Hubert: 16:06
Pay Black Women: 50:48
What We Doin About Georgia:55:54
The Pit:1:04:50


Tweet us while you listen! #teawithqj @teawithqj and add #podin on twitter to help others discover Tea with Queen and J. podcast!

WEBSITE
www.TeaWithQueenAndJ.com

SOCIAL MEDIA
Twitter: twitter.com/teawithqj
Instagram: Instagram.com/teawithqj
Facebook: www.facebook.com/TeawithQueenandJ
Tumblr: teawithqueenandj.tumblr.com

EMAIL & SPONSOR INQUIRIES
teawithqueenandj@gmail.com

DONATE
www.paypal.me/teawithqj OR www.patreon.com/teawithqj

Where to Donate Your Money and Time to Help Protestors: https://nyulocal.com/where-to-donate-your-money-and-time-to-help-protesters-ef2727d7a9d2
How to continue support for the End SARS movement in Nigeria
https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/29/how-to-continue-support-for-the-end-sars-movement-in-nigeria-13487714/
 

Queen’s Amazon wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/CXV9ZDWZ3PP9?ref_=wl_share
J.’s Amazon wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1NP09USMPJ0TB?ref=cm_sw_em_r_wl_ip_VEVWdvdDDemm

Send us snail mail:
Tea with Queen and J.
P.O. Box 1617
229 East 85th Street
New York, NY 10028

PAY BLACK WOMEN 
Learn more about Native Women’s Wilderness: https://www.nativewomenswilderness.org/donate


NEWS THAT’S NOT NEWS 
Georgia Senate Runoffs: How to Help, Donate, and Vote: https://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a34692385/georgia-senate-runoff-elections-donate-volunteer-vote/


NOTES AND EXTRA TEA
Listen to J.’s conversation with Diamond Stylz on Marsha’s Plate podcast episode #161 Hooking The Ups: https://soundcloud.com/danella-xuc/161-hooking-the-ups-feat-j
 
Learn more about Dr. Regina Bradley’s work: http://www.redclayscholar.com Follow Dr. Bradley on twitter @redclayscholar
Read Dr. Regina Bradly’s article Da Art of Speculatin’: https://firesidefiction.com/da-art-of-speculatin

This week’s hashtag: #ChroniclingStankonia

This week’s closing clip features all of us mad at all of you try new sh!t on the holiday ass nakers: https://twitter.com/Miami_Babbyyy/status/1066043975713386496

This episode was created, hosted and produced by Naima Lewis Muhammad & Janicia Francis 

Libations to our friend’s Domingo, Tokunbo, and D. Sindayiganza who help keep this show running by paying and supporting Black women.

Opening song by Ohene Cornelius

#273 The Janet Hubert Mixtapes

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