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ira chavale cuando uno esta chuzao de croscampo y porruncla uno vuelve a las cosas básicas de la vida como consumir oxígeno y escuchar esta morterá de estierco a toa polla muchos beso pa las juventude emporrá

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In Head First, Akuratyde crafts a sonic narrative that reflects the whirlwind of emotions he felt during his first year as a new father. From the sleepless nights to the overwhelming affection, each track serves as a poignant reminder of the challenges and joys of parenthood. Drawing upon his signature blend of drum & bass, ambient, and IDM, he seeks to capture the essence of fatherhood – the moments of chaos, the flashes of inspiration, and the overwhelming sense of purpose.

Head First is available worldwide on April 5th.

Mastering by Sine Sound
Artwork by Akuratyde

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EXIT100, Pt. Three

Tyranny

Semo un grupo de surf djent y nos gusta lo empagueti la bayonesa y semo los chavea y un toshiba. Pon eso, que cuenta como 12.

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EXT. - DRAGON'S KEEP

[Prince Charming arrives at the Dragon's Keep, an ominous castle surrounded by a moat of lava, but sees that the bridge leading across the lava is destroyed by the Dragon. Charming uses his bow to shoot a roped arrow to a wooden post on the other side and uses it as a zipline. He looks up at a tower that rises above the rest of the castle, a light shining from its window. He enters the Dragon's Keep]

INT. - DRAGON'S KEEP

Prince Charming: For he was the bravest...

[Prince Charming takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be the narrator's voice. He continues to speak aloud]

Prince Charming: ...and most handsome…

[He takes off his hair net and dramatically swishes his hair]

Prince Charming: ...in all the land. And it was destiny that his kiss...

[He sprays air freshener in his mouth]

Prince Charming: ...would break the dreaded curse.

[Prince Charming continues through the abandoned castle and reaches the princess' tower]

INT. - THE PRINCESS'S TOWER

[He enters the princess' room and makes his way to her bed where a figure lays down, obscured by the bed's curtains]

Prince Charming: He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess’s chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her--

[Prince Charming pulls the curtain and gasps; the figure is no princess--it's Big Bad Wolf. He is annoyed by the interruption]

Big Bad Wolf: What?

Prince Charming: Princess…Fiona?

Big Bad Wolf: No!

Prince Charming: Oh, thank heavens. Where is she?

Big Bad Wolf: She’s on her honeymoon.

Prince Charming: Honeymoon? With whom?!

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[We see various scenes from Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon. They enter a giant gingerbread house and spend the night there. In the morning, Little Red Riding Hood knocks on the door, fleeing in terror after Shrek and Fiona answer the door. They take the basket she left and have a picnic on the beach. A wave crashes over Shrek and Fiona as they makeout in the sand and the Little Mermaid takes Fiona's place. Fiona drags the mermaid by the tail, and throws her into the sea into a group of sharks. Later, Shrek has some dwarves forge Fiona's wedding ring. They run happily through a meadow where an angry mob emerges, chasing after them. Shrek gets caught a trap and villagers surround Fiona, who fends them off. They take turns farting in a mud bath, using fairies trapped in jars for light. They kiss in the moonlight, transitioning to...

EXT. - SWAMP

...their arrival back at Shrek's swamp]

Shrek: It’s so good to be home!

[Shrek scoops Fiona about in his arms and walks to the door of his home]

Shrek: Just you and me and…

[Singing can be heard from inside.]

INT. - SHREK'S HOUSE

[They open the door to find Donkey laying in Shrek's chair]

Donkey: 🎶Two can be as bad as one…🎶

Shrek: Donkey?

[Shrek sets Fiona down]

Donkey: Shrek! Fiona! Well aren’t you two a sight for sore eyes! Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. [chuckles] And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. How ‘bout a side of sugar for the steed?

Shrek: Donkey, what are you doing here?

Donkey: Oh! I was just taking care of your love nest for you.

Shrek: Oh, you mean like… sorting the mail and watering the plants?

[Shrek gestures to piles of mail stacked on a stool and potted plants that have withered away]

Donkey: Yeah, and feeding the fish!

Shrek: I don’t have any fish.

Donkey: You do now. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona.

[Donkey walks over to a fish bowl. The water is rancid and the two fish are clearly dead]

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