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System of a down - Chop Suey

Well, here it is. My 50th mashup. I decided to make it a compilation of sorts, meaning every source on this track (sans Interior Crocodile Alligator) has been used in at least one of my previous mashups. Using Audacity to make these has proven to be challenging at times (pitching and whatnot), but survivable nonetheless. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy!

Art Through Audacity

I don't remember making this but apparently I did?

Straight Outta Burning Town

Mic Record Test & Drum cover - Without metronome
Chop Suey Cover: https://soundcloud.com/char2l/system-of-a-down-chop-suey

System Of A Down - Toxicity

I bet you didn't know there was a boss battle in this

Music: Team Magma/Aqua - Pokemon ORAS

Beautiful mouth noises: Jerma985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7cyaC8Q1f8

Giant Enemy Spider

happy birthday spaghettiboy, i hope your day is filled with slightly less agony than the amount i went through when making this

also please stop playing castle crashers you're really starting to concern me

lyrics:

Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that

YOYOYOYYOYOYYOYOYOYOYOyoyoYOYYO

Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be (BEE)
Fuckin with a nigga like me, D-to-the-M-to-the-D-to-the-D-to-the-X
az was havin sex, with the SAME sex
I show no love, to homo bees (BEE)
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slee
How you gonna explain touchin a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't fuckin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips (OH YEAH)
I don't fuck with niggaz that think they broads
Only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog 
I know how to get down, k̹͓̪͈̳̙͠n̯͝o̡̖͇͙͈̙ẉ̰ ̵͈͖͍͉̟h̗̳͙̠o̷̠̼̲̞̖͇̰w̸̯̘̹̦̖̜ ͈͈̪̦ṱo͔̳ͅ ̙̭̲B͙͔̣͉͢I̕T̫̹̘͔̠̝͟E̩͓͉̤͘ (Yeah, Galo Sengen.)
B̡͍͓͔a̖̣̜̲͠r̡̼̮̺̞k͏̰̭̯ v̠̭̤̣e̬̻͎͞r͏͙y̼͍̮ ͓͎̦̮͉ͅͅḷ̫̬̜̣ì̮͇̩̥̯t̺͙t͚͠l̠̱͇͔͓̯e͕̱͡,͟ ̭̙bu҉t̶̩͕̰͎ I̝͍̟̖͎̹͜ ̖̯̟͞k̛̭n̼ow̗̘̝̙ ͔̭̺͎H͙̜O̞͍̠͓W ̸͉̮̮T̨̰͇̙̘O͍͙͘ ҉̥̝F̱I̟͇̪̝G͍̼͉̗̮̮̀H̤͕͡T̷̰̼̙͕

Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that

isn't four runs of insane mode enough (happy birthday ahnock)

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

i finally have a reason to post this lol

download is a wav, buy link is also a free download wav

for BrunoCore: https://soundcloud.com/starbiifly/bruno-core-announcement-discordggrhzv8cj

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