this came on autoplay and I thought it was an ad

Another Camel Bites The Dust

Why do these songs go so fucking well together

The long awaited third installment of the Kitsune^2 soulja boy remix series is finally complete with the accompaniment of a horrible thumbnail. 
Enjoy this meme monstrosity while it lasts.

Crank My Emotions

to celebrate @pantsmode 's new album i made a fusion collab with myself

check it out, ya boi's in it https://pantsmode.bandcamp.com/album/introverts-forever-part-1

File Select Fusion 2

The ultimate meme mashup thing. I'm not sure where I was going with this but enjoy.

Epic Cool Mega Meme Mashup Pt. 4

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

Haunted Motor Stereo

"I'd like to buy a vowel...A, please"

"You're in luck, there's 5 A's in this shitpost"

incoherent yelling.mp3

[old mashup i never uploaded]

Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven
Michael Jackson - Beat It
Devo - Whip It
Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...)
Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Buddy Rubino - "Bop It!" (Bop It XT version)

Locked

No wonder why this song sounded so familiar...

Check out the Sequel: https://soundcloud.com/dingowalley/astronomia-of-hopes-and-dreams

Call On My Hopes And Dreams

piss

I am Tamara Fritz, also known as totalspiffage. Freelance Voiceover artist. I dub fancomics and have fun here. Commission me via email at tamarabfritz @gmail.com

Yes, you can use my sounds for your videos, just credit me with a link and maybe send it my way! :)

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

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