i made this is jan 2021 and sat on it
once someone else made the amogus joke i just didnt feel like releasing it
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fly meem to the moom
let me play amogus [buzz]
let me juju on that beat
juju on that beat (juju) juju on that beat (okay)
in other words

hoh

in other words
i'm a snake, i'm a snake (sssssssss)
fill my ass with cum
let me sing
(no)(yes)(no)
(why not, why won't you sing?)
(because singing killed my grandma, okay!?)
(leave me alone)

'kay
in other words
pee pee poo
in other words
i love yooooou

Fly Meem To The Moom

"King DeDeDe's Theme" from Super Smash Bros. Brawl x "Crank That" by Soulja Boy & "Space Jam" by Quad City DJ's.
Originally uploaded on SiIvaGunner.

Steel DeDeDrum

Check out the official "Do" music video, by Cyranek! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS3BI-nl_w8

Inspired by @neilcic, an early thank you for 600 followers.

Why do these songs go so fucking well together

Bout Ta Hop

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

A - Ha La Vida

with the added benefit of it being a jojoke

same key AND same BPM

Vanilla Ice's Bizarre Adventure

lemon.
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXu29pKfJYY

Song list is in order of appearance and split by Instrumentals and Vocals.


[INSTRUMENTALS]
1.New Light - John Mayer
2.Viva La Vida - Coldplay
3.Shooting Stars - Bad Raiders
4.H3H3 Intro
5.Royalty Free Ukulele
6.Rather Be - Clean Bandit

[VOCALS]
1.Counting Crows - Accidentally in Love
2.Wonderwall - Oasis
3.All The Small Things - Blink 182
4.Photograph - Nickelback
5.21 Guns - Green Day
6.Fireflies - Owl City
7.We Are Young - Fun.

🍋 (Now With A Video, Check Description)

inb4 "hasn't this been done before?????"

refer to image ↗

You Can't Rock Us

I am Tamara Fritz, also known as totalspiffage. Freelance Voiceover artist. I dub fancomics and have fun here. Commission me via email at tamarabfritz @gmail.com

Yes, you can use my sounds for your videos, just credit me with a link and maybe send it my way! :)

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

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