-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Henry Stickmin - Mancha (UBERocity)
Phil Eggtree - Fightmarker​

Written By: Michael Stark, M!CAH, & Mason G

Produced By: Epistra

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Henry Stickmin
Vs
Phil Eggtree
Begin!

HENRY STICKMIN
The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flash hack
Who thinks he can step to Stickmin, guess he hasn’t seen my clap back!
Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil’s not-so-Swift sadness
Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness!
I mean, you’re messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blu
My games are a blast when I bring laughs, no one can say the same about you
So riddle me this, if you can, we know you’re not the sharpest bulb in the shed
How can you claim to have fame when you’re put to shame by another egg?
Who’s got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
Who’s game birthed a dev team and a whole company from a meme?
But then who’s schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
Cuz it’s not me who’s cranking sequels just to make ends meet, geez!

PHIL EGGTREE
A whole decade for your first words? I must say, I’m thrilled
In this scrap you’re getting capped, regardless of the gimmicks you instill
Just a bully taking dollars, but got no digits on the weight scale!
So come at me, stick bug, this loss’ll be your 348th fail!
Spitting colder than Zack- er, hotter than Zack, a twig’ll get snapped when I’m on the attack
But if I tried to sit through your whack class I’d end up falling asleep on the track!
Stickmin’s just a Ghost Inmate, so there’s no need to keep my guard up
Hard to Escape Prison when you’ve been surrounded by my bars, huh?
I’ll still be the one collecting coin, while you’re lacking common cents
And after all your countless antics, I’d think you’d grasp some common sense
With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
For one who prides himself on intelligence, that wasn’t very… pointy
Once I crack the case of this basketcase, then he’ll truly see-
That when it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class, I always have the key!
No Valiant Hero, you snitched on the army just to pinch more cash
Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I’ve got this in the bag! (Ha!)

HENRY STICKMIN
I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall, you know I got the sleek flow too
Your whole deal is “bargain bin Ferris Bueller hit with a dash of Pico’s School!”
But if you really wanna compare us, I’ll serve this Egghead over easy
My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see:
Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers’ reactions
Yet you couldn’t hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I’m packin’
Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes, I’ve beat them all, and then-
What did you do, that’s new? Oh yeah! Escaped school… again...
Priceless gems? I steal em; Brighter friends? You need em
I’m Breakin’ Banks and taking tanks, you use plot holes for your freedom!
No matter what you point and click, I top your “Legacy Edition” any day
But it seems like I had no trouble “Completing the Diss-ion” anyway!

PHIL EGGTREE
This beaver’s spittin’ ‘gainst this bread crumb from the internet’s trash can-
Now after countless parodies, this rash distraction’s at his last stand
Tried to capitalize on nostalgia, relying on old, tired game cliches
While I’ve been going strong for many years and I’m still free to play! (Ay!)
Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your “valid stingers”
I’ve seen sicker stick figure spitters come out of Salad Fingers
No matter what the timeline, that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles if you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan! (Oh!)

ANNOUNCER
Who was the Flashiest?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! 
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see ya next time!

Henry Stickmin vs. Phil Eggtree | SRB

wow! another creepypasta battle! how original, trakked!
WoodenHornets as Abandoned by Disney
Spidey Fam as Gateway of the Mind
Beat produced by Trunkxs
Written by Trakked and Nooby
Mixed by Jordy
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Abandoned By Disney: (0:29)
Welcome to Treasure Island! It’s time I put your mind to silence
You’ll find I’m violent, so I’ll defile this eyeless private
Did you read the sign? Mascots only in my territory, 
Can’t bear your story, so short, yet so unfairly boring!
So, why do you wanna pick a fight against me? I don’t mean your studies when I say you shouldn’t test me
You claim to see a deity? You don’t impress me. So imma make a hot dog outta this deadbeat
It’s a game; cat and mouse, and you are the victim, i’d tell you to listen but you’re a lost cause
You’d stay in your house, but with all those symptoms, I’d say that we both are abandoned by God!
Hoho! Go back to your nursing home, you elderly disgrace
Maybe they’ll put you down to stop you tearing at your face
You can’t escape the voices, your frail attempts make me scoff
But enough of this wild goose chase.. I wanna see your head come off!

Gateway of the Mind: (1:12)
Oh dear.. They don’t stop.. Please don’t make me fight...
It’s time you finally climb out your hole and see the light
Open the gate, see the truth and know the meaning of my visions
As the doors of Heaven close, you will never be forgiven.

Abandoned by Disney:(1:25)
You had visions of your wife and I’m sure that was pretty tragic
But as soon as you died, your story did too and lost its magic
I wish my senses were gone too.. You.. think that you’ll fool me?
I thought I was abandoned by people, but who remembers your movie?

Gateway of the Mind:(1:40)
My mind serves as a gateway toward paranormal events
While you seek hatred to the corporation that you represent 
And they lost millions of dollars due to you failing with business
So makes sense you lost your head when it’s riddled with mental illness
I have spoken with God, and he’s told me to do this; I’ll hold no restraint on myself
It’s clear through the years that you already blew this, take these words and I’ll send you to hell
I speak with the dead so I know why you’re here, your franchise was lost because all those expenses
So If you want to talk with Walt Disney, I suggest you abandon your senses.
You were thrown in shallow water, stuck in xenophobic history
Inverted and perverted, no, your costume holds no beauty
They weren’t happy with your buildings, so your bankruptcy’s no mystery
I’m finally released from my torment and God has opened his gate to me

Abandoned by Disney vs Gateway of the Mind - Rap Cypher #24

fnf vs sonic.exe too slow with lyrics

Zanta's up to his old tricks, stealing Santa, just as he did in Eddsworld's "Zanta Claws II"! Edd, Tom and Matt are off to rescue St. Nick before Zanta makes it a blue christmas, and they'll do it by singing an FNF Mod Song! WITH LYRICS! JassiVA and Cyan/SomeMusicalKid return from Challeng-EDD WITH LYRICS to voice Edd & Tom again!

This little video was thrown together quickly after production delays arose with Tabi. Tabi should still be out early 2023 - thank you for your patience!

Twitter: https://twitter.com/RecDTRH
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RecD
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6PWNwEY

Written, performed, directed and edited by RecD
The Boyfriend, Matt & Zanta voiced by RecD
Edd voiced by JassiVA: https://www.castingcall.club/jassiva
Tom voiced by SomeMusicalKid: https://twitter.com/SomeMusicalKid
Zanta Composed and Arranged by bbpanzu: https://twitter.com/philiplolz
Extra Incidental Music arranged by RecD based on Eddsworld Music
Art direction: crowbobot: https://twitter.com/crowbobot
Video Art:
Biposi Gardener: https://twitter.com/biposi_gardener
Kermo Giovanna: https://twitter.com/KermoGiovanna
JellyBellyArts: https://twitter.com/RulezBellyJelly
Thumbnail by MugiMikey: https://www.youtube.com/c/MugiMikey
Perfect Clear Footage by Flippy: https://www.youtube.com/c/FlippyFNF
Friday Night Funkin is (C) NinjaMuffin99, KawaiSprite, PhantomArcade and evilsk8r
Character designs and gameplay taken from the Holiday Mod
Edd, Tom, Matt, Tord and Zanta owned by Eddsworld
Produced by Josh Denty and Avantika Mishra

Zanta WITH LYRICS By RecD Ft. JassiVA & Cyan - Friday Night Funkin' THE MUSICAL (Eddsworld FNF Mod)

#rapbattle #slenderman #gabriel #marblehornets #mandelacatalogue #theoperator

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snakebite126 as archangel gabriel
commander jacob as the operator
casey william as additional vocals

written by rabi and dilly
additional writing by casey and 3ple
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by 3ple
cover art by special inquisitor rayyan
series logo by timelord

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The Mandela Catalogue vs. Marble Hornets - Rap Battle! (2023)

"You've reached the house of unrecognized talent."

⚬ In celebration of my Doomsday WITH LYRICS turning 1 year old today, we've made a remastered version! This is a huge step up from the original in my opinion and I'm really proud of how it all came together. There will be more remastered covers coming in the future, so stay tuned for those alongside the upcoming Album 2 covers! ⚬

CHAPTERS:
0:00 - Intro
3:45 - Outro

Lyrics by SayoSkyy (me!)
https://twitter.com/SayoSkyyYoutube
Squidward VA & Sound FX Design by @theshipysea 
Textbox by @TEBArceus 
https://twitter.com/TEBArceus
Thumbnail Art by @The_Mouse_God 
Art panels by
Cory The Hedgehog
https://twitter.com/cory_hedgehog
Dwerb
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZW3bqDAdyjU...

Doomsday Originally Composed by @Vruzzen 
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Play Mistful Crimson Morning here:
https://gamebanana.com/mods/387663

Join my Discord Server here:
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Listen to this and my other covers on Soundcloud: 
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Doomsday WITH LYRICS Rehydrated (Mistful Crimson Morning Lyrical Cover) (Ft. @theshipysea)

Mr Hippo: 
My friend, it seems that you’ve met your demise
I mean you’ve gotta be stuffed, just look at your size!
But that doesn’t matter, in this fight I’ll be the one who’s king
When I make those eyeball rings tumble back over the ring!
Why don't you sit for a while? Seems you’re already beat!
I could drape you with a cloth while I turn up the heat
You’ll get beat to a pulp, you will wish you were dead!
I’m running circles round ya like all of the fruits in your head
I gotta say, I highly doubt that your weak spot is your gut
When you’re belchin home to mommy from the kid’s uppercut
and, your mother, I wonder, is she still around?
Does she know her son would rather wear a belt than the crown?
That reminds me of a time, I was with my pal Orville
We took a trip to the zoo, and what we saw there was horrible
I could have sworn it was you, except a bit more adorable.. 
Even Nedbear’s got looks that are more bearable!
Ah, sorry bout that, if it hadn’t been for me
They might have put your face on games outside of the Wii
I mean, it was always gonna end this way,
You know, battling a half robot half hippopotamus.. I guess you could call it a robo-potamus.. That’s very strange is it not? I mean, who even comes up with an idea like that?

King Hippo: 
AGGGH, little robot stop yapping
Talk any longer, King Hippo will be napping
Why silly old man facing me here anyway?
You make heavy players wait? HIPPO IS A HEAVYWEIGHT
King Hippo no care you rip off of Fazbear
I rip off your spring locks, giving you a jump scare
You trash and the gang, me the king in the ring!
Here's the thing, PUNCH STING, BELL GO DING DING DING
YOU NO HIPPO, you ramble and you drag out the death
A REAL HIPPO kill the guard and chew up what is left
Look at your pal, it is clear he doesn’t want you around,
Watch him drop you a like frozen bird that's hitting the ground
Me the beast with the jaws that you leap inside of
Watch you weep and cry from one sweep of my glove
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIPPO IN THE RING, Mr. Hypocrite,
Say you’re mediocre, BUT GEEZER ISN’T EVEN IT

Mr Hippo: 
That's neither here nor there, sounds like you’re unaware
That there’s traces of cancer in your underwear
Despite that, you still sold them to all of your fans?
This boxer’s pair of boxers hold the only punch he lands!
How are you weak to the others and claim you still got the throne?
Forget the manhole cover, you could eat a man WHOLE!
And yet, a smaller guy was enough for the crown,
Reminds me of a time… OH WAIT, THAT’S NOW!
Pick up those shorts friend, OH, I gotta admit
I realized you want the belt cuz it’s your only fit
A-and you just won't listen, they’ve been saggin’ for years
Are you sure that Mike Tyson didn’t bite off your ears?
You lacked flow and you choked, barely knew what was happenin!
Turning to a brighter blue, more than you were on Captain N!
And it’s true, ever since, you’ve only been a contender
So just retire from boxing and go back to selling your blenders

King Hippo: 
Hahaha, this battle is joke!
CALL REFEREE, Hipp-opponent is broke!
Get off of my circuit, your circuits are withered 
Even your magnet can stick to the point better!
Should have tagged in the frog, maybe then you hip hop
But you made like the bear, and spat noise until your head popped
You and your crew should never 1v1 me
you colored like fruit, AND THIS HIPPO HUNGRY HUNGRY
You are losing your mind, I agree with the elephant
Everything that you said was completely irrelevant
With your sour flow, you aren’t worth the dough
Your brain must be duck because it start to implode
Unlike the duck, I eat, feast, and thrive
Robot need a battery in the ass to survive
So keep your sandwiches and bland disses at park,
You meant to be scary? You lack bite and bark!
In both rapping and fighting, you were easy to beat
Did they stuff you with Glass Joe? You’re so feeble and weak! 
When you lose in this fight, you’ll have a story alright
Punch you out like Sandman, Ultimate Custom NIGHT NIGHT

Mr. Hippo (FNaF) Vs King Hippo (Punch Out!!) -RAP BATTLE-

WOTFI 2016 Rap Battle SMG4

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have musical entities that cause stress to those who come across them; Mad Piano from Big Boo’s Haunt in Super Mario 64 versus Bop It, 90’s audio toy sensation. Enjoy!

TheMonarchy as Mad Piano
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@TheMonarchyVA / https://www.youtube.com/@OliTheMonarchy / https://www.youtube.com/@monarchybattleraps
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/olithemonarchy
SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/oli-the-monarchy

Eric the Audible as Bop It
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@EricTheAudible
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/erictheaudible
SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/central-rap-battles  

-LYRICS-

Mad Piano (0:09)
Yo! Looking for eight coins? There’s one to your left!
But it’s not the only thing I have covered in red
I’ll bop you ‘til you shatter! Make your circuitry bleed sparks
Plus you’ll find the key of my teeth… B#
See this chair? Sit down, take the polite road
Soprano C, you’re gonna scream out on a high note
I'm not settling, I demolish a score
I keep banging! And keep banging! And keep banging! And keep banging!
It’s like this Dizaster got me paying homage to Cort
See these coffins falling? Next thing you know, you’re falling in yours
On the topic of court; for being lame, you've stood accused
I'm not judging when these shelves start throwing books at you
Had a little fad and just kept extending that
It's like Simon Said "instead of memory, test their attention span"
Between the cash grabs and narrators so obnoxious
I got a command for you!... stop it.

Bop It (0:54)
Did I rattle your cage, dude? You’re Mad cuz I’m way smooth
Piano should stay tuned! I’m naturally playin’ you!
Wanting red? I’ll leave you spinning. You gotta be kidding
Thinking you’re the grand type... You’re more MIDI
You move so slow, I circle you with no running
If you hear boos around you, It’s not your ghost buddies
Haven’t you realized I’m twisted yet?
Fitnessgram shit; I'll make sure Suicide Drills in your head
You’re the least scary thing in your “sCaRy oLd hOuSe”
Walking wobbly like you hopped off the merry-go-round
Wait, yeah, you belong in that kinda room
There's been a remake and a port: this piano’s on loop (c’mon!)
More per minute, you’re getting b-b-beaten
You couldn’t hit me in Smash R-R-Remix
Save the jumpscare, you won’t pull it with me
After your little lullaby, I’m going to sleep!

-CREDITS-

Written, directed, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat produced by 2Deep
Beat purchased by Fightmarker

Feedback by TheMonarchy, Fightmarker, Syroquise, and the spaceship
Shoutout to RacconBroVA, Dilly, TaigaTonic, Dani, Sculpture_, and the Smash Remix team

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Bop It vs Mad Piano | Rap Battle (HARB)

Justgamer as Nate Adams 
ClarencetheDuck as Whisper
Langle as Jibanyan

Kamren as Ken “Okarun” Takakura
Vanes as Momo Ayase
Kamren as Turbo Granny

Prod by. moonindigo
Mixed and Mastered by SIR Rap Battles

Illustrations by Teimunity and GrenadeGames
Graphic Designs by Creeperpasta

Dandadan • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

Yo! Watch out! This ain’t a sauna but we’re bringing the heat
I’ll teach you and your ghost a lesson, so try not to fall asleep
No use for my psychic powers, you’re already getting handed in rapping
So brace yourself, it’s not only cicadas that you’ll be catching!

Actually, cicadas only come when summer is near
We’d have to sit through fifteen more to get your season premieres
So go call all of your ghostly freaks! We would kick their butts!
Cus all we’ll needs a transformation and we’d quickly shut them up! (y-yeah!)

Let’s show em, Okarun! (Sigh)…I’m so gloomy…
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS?! But I’m sadder than their movies…
(Sigh…) Their personalities are flatter than a medal…
And with how Nate acts with Katie…I guess we’re both awkward fellows…

Not to mention, his butlers a wack disaster
You can’t learn anything from Cappin’ Casper
Looks up a fun fact and thinks that he’d be showered with praise
But I doubt he’s done any better…So let’s hope this servant sticks to his name!

Yo-Kai Watch • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

See, Nate? I told you this would be most disappointing 
They can’t even keep it together, with or without transforming 
So, they won’t be THAT strong? Precisely! 
Let’s show them how a real battle starts! I just hope they keep their pants on…

I’m Nate Adams! Cause havoc and I’ll send you packing!
I’ve dealt with lovebirds before, so yall won’t be a challenge!
Their idea of love is the worst, Nate
See, getting possessed and hunted by crabs not my idea of a first date

You’ve battled kaijus, giant shrimps, and guys from space
But your biggest weakness of all is…getting replaced?
…Dude, that’s totally lame, just tell her how you feel
Whether her heart or his nether regions, it seems he doesn’t steal

I mean, come on, just look at her options
The loveable jock, or a joke, seems like answer is obvious
Clearly not, she can’t even say his name
You think it’s the work of a Yo-Kai? Nope, just a disease in their brains

INTERMISSION • (TRANSITION)

Well who’s that..? (Nyeh?)

OH! Well you see, that’s um, well, you see, it’s clearly-

It’s Turbo Granny (WAH?!)

Oh, hey Jibanyan, think you can deal with her then?

(Heh!) That’s not a problem for-OW! (NYEH!)

Dandadan • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

You stupid brats need to respect your elders
I hit harder than the truck that isekai’d you to a specter
So am I believe a house cat’s supposed to be your noble steed?
I can make him leave if I give chocolate and magazines

So put us face to face with any foe, we can stop them
We’ll always go and save the world, stick to your first world problems
And the truth is, if you hadn’t had turn on that notch 
You’d stop wasting everyone’s time! So just put down the watch!

Yo-Kai Watch • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

WHA-? We’re family to Nate! it’s the ghost you guys should be replacing
She would drop you all but your too blinded by your kissy faces 
Paws of Fury oughta do it, send you right back in your home
Plus your offer freaking stinks! …so can I try itWHISPER NO

You guys can go on your hero arcs, we’ll be sat here waiting
We’ve done what yours series has before I’ve even graduated
So let’s let ‘em know! Their no scary wary foe!
Juliet and Romeo NEED TO GERA-GERA-GO! (OH!)

Yo-Kai Watch vs. DanDaDan • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

bojack is the best cartoon of all time

Eric the Audible as Mr. Peanutbutter
Evava as Isabelle

Mancha as Mr. Resetti (CAMEO)


Mr. Peanutbutter (2 bar intro):
Woah, is that Isabelle? I wish I had’ve known!
What is this, an Animal Cross-over episode?

Mr. Peanutbutter:
They call me PB, the meaty MC from TV
Greetings! I’m pleased to meet the sweetie 3D queen, believe me!
But see here on the proceedings, they plead me to be a meanie
So I’ll weed this cheesy dweeb that’s the least of her beady species
This is Mr. Peanutbutter’s House! Your debt makes me whimper
You’re trapping children in contracts - Nook, Line and Sinker
My show displays the struggles in life - your game glorifies it
There’s nothing more than a gardening sim in your Horizons
(ohhh) So take your dream of mastering the track and bury it
‘Cuz you’re a secretary - not Secretariat
Your karaoke might have won over Twitter
But on the rung of a spitter, you’re just the runt of the litter
And with this flow i’m the Kapp’n, the bars I slung are way sicker
Than any twisted spleen or misdemeanor BoJack committed
Really, an island paradise? Your ideas have run out 
Am I your franchise? Because doggy doggy, what now?

Isabelle:
Goodness, Peanutbutter! That was quite the Town Tune
You know it’s customary for me to spit one back at you
I’m not one to drop my professional guise
But I’m takin’ after Raymond when dispensin’ a rhyme
(ayyy) This Tramp’s had too many Ladies at his spaghetti
(ayyy) With all that cheating, I oughta call up Resetti
(HEY!) This C-list actor don’t know the meaning of wealthy
Only green you’ve got is envy - Peanutbutter and Jelly

Mr. Peanutbutter:
(ugh) I really hate Shih Tzus - with all their passive behaviour
You best not make excuses for all your absences, failures 
You really ain’t who you would want your Town to call neighbor 
With your vacation juice and getting Smashed with the mayor
I’d say Izzy ain’t as innocent as she seems  
You’re the second kind of bell that I cannot stand in the least
*ding!* That’s all the time we’ve got - and while I wish you well 
Know that you’ll always be second to Carolyn - Silver Belles

Isabelle:
You get your flow from watering canned laughter
Tryna become a stand-up guy coddling panned actors
Your treatment of your friend Horseman is a hard sell
I wouldn’t be shocked if BoJack was behind your bars as well
And this is like your new design - no cap 
I find it ironic the Birthday Dad can’t rap
Can’t start a family either because no matter what you do
In the end, the only child in your household is you!
You’re a fad, dog - can’t get a laugh without lots of spunk
Bet this Sad Dog learned his Reactions from Dr. Shrunk
Your acting career living past Philbert is a damn crime
Your pilots get as much airtime as Dodo Airlines
Your paw print on Hollywoo’s honour ought to be on the Fritz
‘Cuz all in all, you’re honestly more toxic than chocolate is
I’m named after my hair - it’s the same for this mutt, too
They call you Peanutbutter cuz you’re nuts and I crushed you!

Written by Eddiefrb
Cover Art by Eddiefrb
Audio Engineered by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Beat prod. by Kustom

NEXT BATTLE: Beginning to Feel like a Rockstar (4th of July Special)

Mr. Hippo (FNaF) Vs King Hippo (Punch Out!!) -RAP BATTLE-

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