(Everything in this song is satire and a parody)

a life between a wheel chair bound girl, and a horrible guy

[Chorus]
90 miles an hour on the freeway
Eyes crooked, left right, she can’t see straight

Should I give her leeway, no way
car crashes, burning ashes, its what you call
the worst date

This is what can happen when your driving blind,
She once walked the earth, but now she's confined

as for me, my legs are filled with more than just dread
blind cant walk as well, but still getting that bread.

[Verse 1]
Got more metal than a brass band (Wheelchair)
Her wheels are squeaking, that, I can’t stand 
But it’s okay because neither can she
But in her case it’s literally!

Legs do a floppin,
The bed goes a rockin
I do most the work
her mobility is shockin
when we are done, I will be moppin,
the floor is covered, (I'm locked in)
She's spastick, I cant get my cock in

I take her every where I can wheel her
The accessibility here's great, I'm a chauffeur
gets me through the day, all the highs and the lows
Lost grip of her chair on a downhill, THERE SHE GOES!

Oh baby, don't talk dirty to me
mumbles in my ear, "Blub, gub, daboo dabee"
Taking each step (She cant) Day to day
Never getting my license back from the DVLA

I LOVE MY LIFE, with my Spazzy Dork
Like having a girlfriend BUT SHE CANT EVEN TALK
What you on? PIP? Universal credit?
Like her legs are a video, but got cropped in the edit

Oh she's fine, lucky I don't punch her,
One sec man, her wheels had a puncture

[Verse 2]
stairway to heaven I go because I'm fortunate
but she's less fortunate,
now I have her parking spot,
that's what you call being extortionate.
fuck that I'm about to auction it, my hands are tied
need the rent, 
she's already got wheels,
that bitch is paralyzed.

call her vegetables because she's my-side-dish
not side bitch, because she needs me, make-a-wish
never eat her out because she will be smelling-like-fish
dame she really be smelling funny, I will call-her-nish
Kumar, I was joking its just stand-up ma
guess you cant really stand up hu?
common I like her, I took her to the bar
and we can drive it, our place isn't that far

were in the car, going straight ahead
disabled or not she's giving me head
should stop this she's actually sweet toad
ugly as fuck but heading down while she's giving me the rockiest road
she tried giving me a hand job, but her fingers are tangled
hands are broken, bent in both directions, fingers are mangled
but isn't she the one driving? yea she took the wrong turn
in the passenger seat about to watch my world burn.

[Chorus]
90 miles an hour on the freeway
Eyes crooked, left right, she can’t see straight

Should I give her leeway, no way
car crashes, burning ashes, its what you call
the worst date

This is what can happen when your driving blind,
She once walked the earth, but now she's confined

as for me, my legs are filled with more than just dread
blind cant walk as we

Confined

[intro]
(instrumental)

[verse]
Girl, you beautiful
Like an Autumn sunrise
Your brought colour
To my eyes
The way we turned
Water into wine
It was magical it was
Something I fantasised

[chorus]
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I.
**pause**


[verse]
I was here for the
Longevity
You couldn't test me
You made pain sleep for that Autumn
That's how I knew
God blessed me

Less she lied
Then let me be a fool
A jester to a queen
But as a king, we could rule
52 ways you completed me
it felt like you could see me

you made me fly like a Starling 
never felt harming,
so don't worry darling,
you're the reason I was so charming

[chorus]
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I
**pause**


[Bridge]
I remember holding your hand
as we walked through those maple trees
it was beautiful
like a family funeral
the smell of her hair, had me hooked
nostalgic and delicious
like what your parents used to cook

but when the stars woke up
from their nap, and the sticks began to crack
I was lost in these woods
I couldn't find the tracks
I tried to wander back
but through the corner of my eye
there was something I had found
so profound, a human-shaped hole
6 feet in the ground
jaw was open, I couldn't move,
my legs were bound
herd footsteps tried not to make a sound
that's when I saw her with that shovel
with the words, "Baby don't turn around"

[chorus]
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I died

(instrumental)

[outro]
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I died
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I died

Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I died

MAPLE AUTUMN LEAVES

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