(Everything in this song is satire and a parody)

[Intro]
"you fuck cars?"
"NO?! I said I... chuck Bars? "

[Verse 1]

Hey There! 
Nice to meet you!

We're all friendly here, but kind see through
hope you enjoy the stay, Don't wanna keep you
I think you'll like it here, I know that we do

SO MANY CHOICES
I hope I make the right one
Gear's stickin, brakes slipping
I like to do it with the lights on


[Chorus]

Lumpy, Bumpy, Feeling kinda Funky
She got that ass, Riding round with that Dumpy

Lost my teeth to the sweets, I don't miss them
fuck the Peugeot, trade it out for a Citroen

I'm Single, pringle, my mission is to mingle
fuck her from behind, Booty clapping, its a jingle.

only kidding, we are winning, choke her scratch her, we are sinnin
Tied her to the seat, can you tell they made of linnin?


[Verse 2]

dry spell, matched on tinder
I ain't shameless,
but I am the lord of cinder
yet maidenless,
don't fuck with me, I'm outy
leave it to my car
sloppy toppy,
that's what I call my Audi

lateral,
like a kamikaze pilot
head curving down
collateral,
right into my bitches
big ass apple,

In her like my
purple convertible
shift sticked, it in her
over the hurdle
but the transmission
my mission
electric run
she buzzing
like her toy to
submission


[Chorus]

Lumpy, Bumpy, Feeling kinda Funky
She got that ass, Riding round with that Dumpy

Lost my teeth to the sweets, I don't miss them
fuck the Peugeot, trade it out for a Citroen

I'm Single, pringle, my mission is to mingle
fuck her from behind, Booty clapping, its a jingle.

only kidding, we are winning, choke her scratch her, we are sinnin
Tied her to the bed, can you tell they made of linnin?


[Verse 3]

SHE CHEATING, She got another driver
I just filled her up, spent almost a fiver

wait! I know I have an issue,
Look passed the motor sport mags filled with crusty tissues
Babe I can change your wheels, 
but I cant change you

I struggle with my vehicular afflictions
I'm making love to my car, it is my strange addiction


[Chorus]

Lumpy, Bumpy, Feeling kinda Funky
She got that ass, Riding round with that Dumpy

Lost my teeth to the sweets, I don't miss them
fuck the Peugeot, trade it out for a Citroen

I'm Single, pringle, my mission is to mingle
fuck her from behind, Booty clapping, its a jingle.

only kidding, we are winning, choke her scratch her, we are sinnin
Tied her to the Seat, can you tell they made of linnin?

[outro]
have you ever herd of a Subaru Crosstreck
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Transmission

[intro]
(instrumental)

[verse]
Girl, you beautiful
Like an Autumn sunrise
Your brought colour
To my eyes
The way we turned
Water into wine
It was magical it was
Something I fantasised

[chorus]
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I.
**pause**


[verse]
I was here for the
Longevity
You couldn't test me
You made pain sleep for that Autumn
That's how I knew
God blessed me

Less she lied
Then let me be a fool
A jester to a queen
But as a king, we could rule
52 ways you completed me
it felt like you could see me

you made me fly like a Starling 
never felt harming,
so don't worry darling,
you're the reason I was so charming

[chorus]
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I
**pause**


[Bridge]
I remember holding your hand
as we walked through those maple trees
it was beautiful
like a family funeral
the smell of her hair, had me hooked
nostalgic and delicious
like what your parents used to cook

but when the stars woke up
from their nap, and the sticks began to crack
I was lost in these woods
I couldn't find the tracks
I tried to wander back
but through the corner of my eye
there was something I had found
so profound, a human-shaped hole
6 feet in the ground
jaw was open, I couldn't move,
my legs were bound
herd footsteps tried not to make a sound
that's when I saw her with that shovel
with the words, "Baby don't turn around"

[chorus]
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I died

(instrumental)

[outro]
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I died
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I died

Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I
Maple Autumn leaves in her hair
When she cried
Maple Autumn leaves in my hair
When I died

MAPLE AUTUMN LEAVES

Acceptance

Anger

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Transmission

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