EDM.

Lyrics:

We walk into the club
The sounds pound
Eardrums bursting 
Lights flash all around

The feeling is electric 
The crowd hectic
The DJ above the floor
His sick beats soar 

"Hold the door!!"

THAT'S HODOR

(Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!)

Hodor 

The DJ is Hodor.

It's Kristian Nairn
His face calm
His beats like a psalm
Melody in his palm 

The beat start rising
Lights mesmerising
It's so exciting 
Dance floor looks enticing

He opens the door
To fantastic allure
That DJ!:

IT'S HODOR!

[outro]
(Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!)

DJ Hodor

I was watching Underworld and this song popped into my head.

Glam metal.

Lyrics:

"5 thousand years ago two brothers walked this Earth:..."

Ko-ran!
The eldest, stood proud and tall!

Pod-sha!
The younger, with his golden maul!

Ko-ran was Bitten by a Bat:  
He became The first Vampire.
Pod-sha was Bitten by a Wolf: 
He became The first Werewolf.

This isn't their story....

I'm just telling you for exposition.....

Anyway.....

This is the story of Ken.

Ken.

This story is about Ken. Their younger brother. 

Small and weak.

Ken was Bitten by his Karen neighbour while gardening!

Karen's carnivorous clamping chompers conveyed crippling corrupting Karen Chi Concisely compressed into Ken's Conscious Core.

He became:

The first Were-Karen

(Were-Karen)

Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. The Were-Karen.

Ken died 24 hours later.

In excruciating agony...

His brothers didn't even turn up to the funeral.

Which I thought was a dick move.

So, yeah. That's the whole song.

[End]


Broadway Metal.

Lyrics:

"It all started in the 60s.... A rift opened up in my city. From it came a race of evil........ Shooting lasers and summoning devils.

A race of Interdimensional-Vampire-Were-Witch-Rabbits from Outer-Space!"

[Break]
"It was a really darn confusing time to be alive."

One Halloween in 19 63. Vampire were-witch rabbits came to our reality. They came from a dimension full of brutality.

They saw all the children having fun. They looked with disgust as the kids did run. They hated everyone. 

Interdimensional-Vampire-Were-Witch-Rabbits from Outer-Space have landed here to eat your face. They have a fortress ship as a base. Our defences against them are a disgrace.

Interdimensional-Vampire-Were-Witch-Rabbits from Outer-Space have landed here to take over the place. They jump with grace. As they jump onto your face.

Rabbits! 

Inter-dimensional Vampires!.....

That are cute...

And witches.

Were-Witches

From space!

Outer space!

"Caricature bad witches. Like P.G. looks with an R-rated attitude, on a good day"

The rabbits use spells and laser rifles. Compared to theirs our weaponry is a trifle. They ride on plasma brooms. Above you they loom.

They have fangs.
They can turn invisible.
They've got cute bangs.
Their speech is Intelligible. 

"Drrrrfgghhfhhhgfggxddgvhhft. Ghdjshgfwhwt!"

"That's rabbit for: Our children will feast on your souls and eyeballs"

They cut. They tear. They've got great hair. You will dispair and soil your underwear.

There's one behind you. 
It's sniffing your neck.
It's going to burrow inside you. 
With its claws and tech.

It's going to possess you. Make you it's own. It's going to get you fired from your job. It's going to repaint your home.

"They really like baby poo brown"

Interdimensional Vampires Rabbits!

They'll paint the world brown.

As they burn it to the ground.

"Did I mention that they smell like cotton-candy".

"It attracts children".

"And so many adults".

"More than you think fall for it".

"Full grown adults."

[Chorus]
Interdimensional-Vampire-Were-Witch-Rabbits from Outer-Space have landed here to take over the place. They jump with grace. As they jump onto your face.

Rabbits! 

Inter-dimensional Vampires!.....

That are cute...

And witches.

Were-Witches

From space!

Outer space!



Interdimensional Vampire Were-Witch Rabbits from Outer Space

Broadway Metal 

Lyrics:

James Bond sat in a room. Suit unkempt, his eyes full of gloom, his head bent. He waited there patiently. His death coming with no uncertainty.

He'd been captured before. He'd always escaped. Now he didn't even try for the door. He'd accepted his fate.

[Chorus]
Doctor-Professor-General-Kitty-Sexylegs had captured Bond so very easily. Doctor Doctor-Professor-General-Kitty-Sexylegs was dancing around in glee.

Dance Kitty!

Bond had infiltrated Kitty's private island. He'd discovered her pussy shaped lair. He'd attempted seduction instead of violence. He complimented Kitty on her hair.

Kitty wasn't impressed. Bond smelt like smoke. He may have been well dressed, but she lost all interest when he spoke.

Bond came onto her with great flair. Within 5 minutes he was intimately discussing her underwear. Kitty sighed, she'd had it with most men. When she got angry, they didn't try to understand.

[Chorus]
Doctor-Professor-General-Kitty-Sexylegs had ignored Bond so very easily. Doctor-Professor-General-Kitty-Sexylegs was going to kill him happily!

Happy Kitty!.

Bond cried.
He swore.
His clothes he tore.

He begged.
He pleaded.
All of it unheeded.

They stripped him down to his underwear. His abs they did ripple. They tied him to a surgical table. They put an electrode on a nipple.

He was lowered into a pit filled with fire ants. He was injected with a serum to keep his consciousness intact.

In the end Bond died screaming, his pleas had no effect. Doctor-Professor-General-Kitty-Sexylegs thought his death was just purrr-Fect

[Outro]
Doctor-Professor-General-Kitty-Sexylegs had killed Bond so very gleefully. Doctor-Professor-General-Kitty-Sexylegs was going to capture the world easily.

Bow down to Kitty!

Doctor-Professor-General-Kitty-Sexylegs. Grand Empress of the Human Race!

Doctor Professor General Kitty Sexylegs

NSFW.

From BDSM-The Musical

Lyrics:

My love is my guide, she calls me home
She lays me down with a moan
She holds my hands and says "one, two, three"
Then she starts to penetrate me

Her toy is so big
She makes me wear a wig
She has to stop
The lube she forgot

[Chorus]
Don't put things in your anus without lube
It rarely feels good
When they go in dry 
Make sure to give a cry
Get some lube on that wood

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

She gets the lube out
With a happy shout
She lathers up
A strap-on. Lube, and my duff

She goes in strong 
Like I wanted all along
Her face is kind
As she wrecks my behind

[Chorus]
Don't put things in your anus without lube
It rarely feels good
When they go in dry 
Make sure to give a cry
Get some lube on that wood

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Outro]
Get some lube on that wood


Lube on that wood (from BDSM - The Musical)

Curtain call 1 (from BDSM-The Musical)

Curtain call 2 (from BDSM-The Musical)

Crystal in fake light (From BDSM-The Musical)

Classical Prog metal

Lyrics:

Crystal sits at the tavern's side,
Her eyes upon her glass do bide.
Thou steps to her with hopeful tread,
She groans, as though her soul had fled.

I’ve seen thee play this sorry game,
And heard thee sing thy song of shame.
But she hath danced this waltz before
Thy charms, they move her heart no more.

She’ll not know thee, nor thy scent abide,
She careth not how soft thy pride.
She needs not love, nor tender care,
Nor fingers through her raven hair.

Thy tales been told a hundred times!
Thy words no longer hold their rhymes!

She hears thou not, she turns away!
Thy sigh shall end this futile play!

She wants not thee, nor scents thou wear’st!
Thy sweetness doth but make it worse.
She cares not if thy heart be true
She seeks not thee, nor what thou do.

No hand in hers, no whispered song
She only longs to be alone.
So hear me, sir-go hence tonight,
Spare both thyself and her this plight.

Leave Crystal be! 

Leave Crystal be

Lyrics:

Welcome to the theme song of the sitcom family 
They're a family in the U.S.A
So generic they're practically a parody
Their happiness never goes away

Their house is large, but they're not rich
The garden neat, one neighbour a nosy bitch 
The other neighbours are Ethnic ("Hi!")
Their only function as a gimmick ("Bye!")

[Pre-chorus]
The camera zooms to the family 
Parents stare at each other lovingly 
Two kids: one boy, one girl 
Daughter, younger, hair in curls

[Chorus]
They're the Sitcom Family
Right there on your T.V.
White skin and blue eyes
Their values they Advertise 

[Bridge]
Lil' Johnny owns a puppy
It's name is Spot
Lil' Jenny loves things fluffy
And she talks a lot 
Mr Sitcom has a generic career
Mrs Sitcom has white veneers 

AND THEY'RE. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!

(Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy.)

[Pre-chorus]
The camera zooms through the house 
Each room neat, no dust, no mouse
A modest car in garage
The property, open and large

[Chorus]
They're the Sitcom Family
Right there on your T.V.
White skin and blue eyes
Their values they advertise 

(Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy.)

HAPPY. HAPPY. HAPPY. HAPPY. HAPPY. HAPPY!

[Outro]
They're the Sitcom Family
Right there on your T.V.
They'll have you mesmerised 
Their life they advertise!!!!!!

"The Sitcom Family will be right back after these important messages"

"Have you bought your child this expensive toy?..... If you haven't, you're a bad parent... BUY IT NOW." [End]

The Sitcom Family

I am a lyricist. I make AI assisted music for fun.

Check out my in-draft musical on the playlist BDSM-The Musical. I'm slowly building the concept.

The Sitcom Family

Magrov

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