Yodel metal.

Lyrics: 

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

One day I was yodeling by pretty shore
A pretty lass came to me, never seen her before
We got to talking into the night about topics obscure, in candlelight 
By the morning we had talked until throats were sore, and we got to the topic of topical cures.

I had a rash that caused me some pain 
Particularly when it started to rain
She knew an epic fable, of a yodeling ladle, that could cure my itching vein

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

I went to sea to find that ladle
I travelled far
I went every damn port
I went to every bar

People thought that I was mad
That ladle didn't exist
By people can kiss my arse 
And the space betwixt!

"I'm going to find that yodeling ladle"

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Then one day in Switzerland, where I'd never searched before
I came across an old man, who showed me to his door
We sat right down, he stared at me, not a single word said
He reached behind his back and pointed at his bed

The yodeling ladle sat right there 
In a place of pride
On bedside shelf, next to some hair
The ladle was swaying side to side.

And it sang:

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladle (co-created with @Gia)

Reggae metal 

Lyrics:

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh!!!!!!!!

Captain 
El Diablo de la Melena Magnífica
That's my name, nice to meet ya
Scourge of the Caribbean air
I got great hair
You're allowed to stare...

You were quietly sailin'
Your ship fully laden
My pirates took your ship with ease
Your crews on their knees

Now before you die
I'm going to try 
To fill you in 
On who did you in

So take it as a win.

I'M!: the pirate with great hair
That makes you shit your underwear 
Captain 
El Diablo de la Melena Magnífica
Magnificent hair blowing free
As I carve my name in history 

I'm not in it for the money
No need for jewels and honey
Even fame gets old, when the day is done
I'm just in it for the fun

Why care about money?
It's easy to get.
I steal from children
Even steal their tea set

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! 

(Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)

"Let me tell you who you're dealing with":

[Spoken]
"My crew was once raiding a colony. We were soooo drunk.

We come across this old man, in clear distress. He only had one leg. Where the other should be there was a beautifully carved peg leg....

I have two legs, as you can see. I had no need for his gorgeously carved leg.....

But it was VERY gorgeous........

So I took it. Screw that idiota.........

I'm not a nice guy.

[Bridge]
The pirate with great hair
That makes you shit your underwear 
Captain 
El Diablo de la Melena Magnífica
Magnificent hair blowing free
As I carve my name in history!!!

I'M!: the pirate with great hair
That makes you shit your underwear 
Captain 
El Diablo de la Melena Magnífica
Magnificent hair blowing free
As I carve my name in history 

Captain.
El Diablo de la Melena Magnífica.

Know you know something about me.
Magnificent hair. Right!



Captain El Diablo de la Melena Magnífica

Symphonic metal 

Lyrics:

Dear creator of initialism: N.S.F.W.
You've saved my arse many times
Dear creator of N.S.F.W
I'd like to thank you 
With rhymes.

When I'm at work, regularly 
A friend sends videos to me
They're often rated G
But some videos are... R!. consistency 

My friend isn't dumb
Rude videos unknown: none
N.S.F.W labelling on every one
So he doesn't spoil my fun 

Dear creator of initialism: N.S.F.W.
You've saved my arse, many times
Dear creator of N.S.F.W
I'd like to thank you 
With rhymes. 

I imagine the horror on colleague's faces
If they saw these videos they'd be locked in stasis 
Jaws would drop
Heads would roll
I'd be fired from the shop
I'd take a heavy toll

My colleagues are pretty dull

Dear creator of initialism: N.S.F.W.
You've saved my arse, many times
Dear creator of N.S.F.W
I'd like to thank you 
With rhymes.

Dear creator of initialism: N.S.F.W.
You've saved my arse, many times
Dear creator of N.S.F.W
Just know that I thank you, every, damn, time
Magrov's tunes

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#NSFW

Electronic Broadway Power Metal.

Lyrics:

Flying free, over home
A beautiful way, to be alone

The Last Dragon am I
Flying in the sky

Flap.

Flap. Flap. 

(Flap, flap, flap)

If you're new to town
Just look around 
People go about their day
Not getting in my way

If you're worried when I fly by:
My neighbours think I'm a pretty chill guy!!!!!!

I'm the last Dragon
My kin are all gone
So raise your flagon
While I sing this song!

[Chorus]
The Last Dragon doesn't give a shit
About your petty problems, I've just quit
You killed everyone that I knew 
All I have left is this song and a comfortable cave, please never come along.
Or I may misbehave.

FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! 

(Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap)

I live in a Bachelor's Cave
I don't aim to misbehave
I'm not even angry
That you killed my whole family 
I NEVER LIKED THEM ANYWAY!!!!!

[Chorus]
The Last Dragon doesn't give a shit
About your petty problems, I've just quit
You killed everyone that I knew 
All I have left is this song and a comfortable cave, please never come along.
Or I may misbehave.

FLAP! FLAP! 

(Flap, flap, flap)

(Flap, flap, flap)

Flapping wings
Overhead 
If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead
But now I, eat sheep instead 
So you can feel safe in your bed

I now know eating you is wrong
And with this happy song
We can forget about how tasty you are....

I used to snack on you like candy bars.....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Oh....yes....

(**Cough**)

"And hey. I like, feel really bad about that.....

If you want to talk about it, just remember:".....

FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! 

[Outro]
The Last Dragon doesn't give a shit
About your petty problems, I've just quit
You killed everyone that I knew 
All I have left is this song and a comfortable cave, please never come along.
Or I may misbehave.

(Flap, flap, flap)


The Last Dragon

From BDSM-The Musical

Blues metal.

Lyrics: 

Crystal sits at the bar
Staring at her phone
She feels you shuffle over 
She gives a little moan 

She danced this dance before 
Sung this song too many times
Your advances are ignored
All you get is a sigh

Crystal doesn't want to know you 
Doesn't want to smell you
Doesn't care if you're nice
Doesn't want you to care for her
To love her
To hold her tight
She doesn't want to get to know you 
She's not up for a fight
Just wants a drink
Alone tonight

Leave Crystal alone.

Crystal sits at the bar
Staring at her phone
You've shuffled over 
Given your little little moan 

You've danced this dance before 
Sung this song too many times
Your advances still ignored
Just leave with your sigh

Crystal doesn't want to know you 
Doesn't want to smell you
Doesn't care if you're nice
Doesn't want you to care for her
To love her
To hold her tight
She doesn't want to get to know you 
She's not up for a fight
Just wants a drink
Alone tonight

Leave Crystal alone.

Crystal sits at the bar
Staring at her phone
You've shuffled over 
Given your little little little moan 

You've danced this dance before 
Sung this song too many times
Your advances still ignored
Just leave with your sigh!!!!!

Crystal doesn't want to know you !
Doesn't want to smell you!
Doesn't care if you're nice!
Doesn't want you to care for her!
To love her!
To hold her tight!
She doesn't want to get to know you!
She's not up for a fight!
Just wants a drink!
Alone tonight!

Leave Crystal alone!!!

Crystal sits at the bar
Staring at her phone
You've shuffled over 
Given your little little little little little moan 

You've danced this dance before 
Sung this song too many times
Your advances still ignored
Just leave with your sigh!!!!!

Crystal doesn't want to know you !
Doesn't want to smell you!
Doesn't care if you're nice!
Doesn't want you to care for her!
To love her!
To hold her tight!
She doesn't want to get to know you!
She's not up for a fight!
Just wants a drink!
Alone tonight!

Leave Crystal alone!!!

Leave Crystal alone

WARNING NSFW

Broadway 

Lyrics [intro]
I'm just a simple lad
Sex I've never had
I'm from a small town, far away
But in the city I've come to stay
And find my way!

[Verse 1]
I'm 21, I'm up for fun
But I don't know where to go
So I talked to everyone 
To learn what they know 

I learned quickly there's good people and bad
And with the right people lots of fun to be had
I started exploring my unique kinks
I was meeting with furries, cucks, and twinks

"And I found:"

[Chorus]
I like B.D.S.M.
With any he, she, they, them
It's not a sin to like a smack
You can do it to me with a bat!

One thing led to another 
I explored more
Father said I was a sinner
Mother called me a whore

I didn't let that bother me
Not one bit
Not hard to be bothered when you like eating sh**

I have kinks galore 
I adore
So many things 
Involving piercings and rings.

"And I found:"

[Chorus]
I like impact play 
I'll take it any day
It's not a sin to like a smack
You can do it to me with a bat!

This is the beginning of my journey
I'm going to buckle in
My arse is a little burn-ee
But it feels like a win

[Outro]
So remember folks when you think of BDSM
It doesn't have to be scary
Unless that turns on you and them, and them, and them, and then, and them

BDSM-The Musical (NSFW)

WARNING: NSFW

Broadway metal

Voluptas ex dolore
Furor mente more
Flagra catenae
Volunt meae venae....

Slowly choking 
Leather creaking 
"It's ok". I'm pleasure seeking.

Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure.

Pleasure seeking.

Pleasure from pain
I'm going insane
Whips and chains
Pleasure my brain

(Voluptas ex dolore
Furor mente more
Flagra catenae
Volunt meae venae)

Pleasure from pain
I'm going insane
Whips and chains
Pleasure my brain

(Voluptas ex dolore
Furor mente more
Flagra catenae
Volunt meae venae)

[Chorus]
Pleasure from pain
I'm going insane
Whips and chains
Pleasure my brain

(Voluptas ex dolore
Furor mente more
Flagra catenae
Volunt meae venae)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Chain me down
On the ground 
(I won't make a sound)
To our kinks we're bound.

BOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My kink has me on the brink 
Edging towards delight
Kinky thoughts keep us up at night

We sigh, we scream
It's like a dream
We're such a great team

("Omnis dolor tuus nobis est")......

Omnis dolor tuus nobis est

[Outro]
Pleasure from pain
I'm going insane
Whips and chains
Pleasure my brain

(Voluptas ex dolore
Furor mente more
Flagra catenae
Volunt meae venae)

Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure.

Pleasure seeking.



Pleasure from pain (NSFW)

EDM.

Lyrics:

We walk into the club
The sounds pound
Eardrums bursting 
Lights flash all around

The feeling is electric 
The crowd hectic
The DJ above the floor
His sick beats soar 

"Hold the door!!"

THAT'S HODOR

(Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!)

Hodor 

The DJ is Hodor.

It's Kristian Nairn
His face calm
His beats like a psalm
Melody in his palm 

The beat start rising
Lights mesmerising
It's so exciting 
Dance floor looks enticing

He opens the door
To fantastic allure
That DJ!:

IT'S HODOR!

[outro]
(Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!)

DJ Hodor

WARNING: NSFW

Broadway Electronic Metal 

Lyrics:

I walk into the nightclub 
The music is so loud
I don't want to be in this nightclub 
But my friends would not be proud...

If I left!!

Left.

Left 

Left

This fucking Nightclub......

I'm in my fucking forties 
The atmosphere is dark
I can't see for shit 
Left my glasses in the car

The air is hot and steamy
I really want a drink
But 15 dollar bottles of water?!
I'd rather drink from the sink

[Chorus]
I'm too old for this nightclub 
It wasn't built for me
My back is crippled, my hearing is gone 
I've got a dodgy knee!

Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night.  Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. 
Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. 

I want to walk out of this nightclub 
But my friends would not be proud...

The music is so loud!. 

LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

THIS FUCKING NIGHTCLUB!!!!!!!!

[Bridge]
The dance floors pumping
Speakers thumping
The crowd is jumping
Heartbeats whumping
Somebody's talking 
I'm not hearing
They're offended
("Why ain't you listening)

(Ahhhhhhhhh)

I go to the bathroom 
There's hundreds there
People laughing 
Brushing hair

The seats are wet
The sink stinks
I can't stay here
I'm on the brink!!!!!

[Chorus]
I'm too old for this nightclub (nightclub)
It wasn't built for me
Bursitis acting up, I'm going to throw up
There goes my dodgy knee!

So no more nightclubs for me
No more toilets smelling like pee 
Of nightclubs I am free!!!!!!

[Outro, fade]
No more nightclubs for me!

Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. 
Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. 

Too old for this nightclub (NSFW)

WARNING: NSFW

From BDSM-The Musical 

Lyrics:

It's been six months now since I came to the city
The people are fun, the sights are all pretty 
While dating has been hard, up my sleeve I've got a card
I'm going on a app called The Wonderful Dating Bard

The app is free, so they say
But if you want to be found you have to pay

[Chorus]
It's The Wonderful Dating Bard app
An app made for kinks
The Wonderful Dating Bard app
They've got hetero, cucks and twinks

The Wonderful Dating Bard app
Has really saved my day
I've had lots of sex
But no romance has come my way

I've been on many dates 
I've met people galore 
I've tried so many kinks
I'm going to try more

But all I really want is someone to hold
Someone who'll tie me down
And penetrate me to my soul!

"I wonder if I'll find some nice, wholesome, take-home-to-your-parents kind of person..."

"Who'll then ramrod me hard in a parking lot on the way home.....

"While a crowd watches"....

Oh yeah.....

Surely my soulmate is on:

[Chorus]
The Wonderful Dating Bard app
An app made for kinks
The Wonderful Dating Bard app
They've got hetero, furries, and twinks

The Wonderful Dating Bard app
Has really saved my day
I've had lots of sex
But no romance has come my way

I've had lots of sex
But no romance has come my way

The Wonderful Dating Bard app (NSFW)

I am a lyricist. I make AI assisted music for fun.

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